Satire websites have been publishing a very popular conspiracy article concerning the NRA being behind the Boston Marathon bombing as a way to detour attention away from the gun limitation bills that had been going through Congress at the same time.
Besides having drones, the White House and Air Force One, President Zero Dark Fifty/Fifty has spy satellites and the technology to presently zap all guns owned by private U.S. citizens, disable those guns, turning the barrels into a corkscrew and red...
The White House announced that the Department of Motor Vehicles, (DMV) will be abolished as soon as they empty the buildings. Judging from its history, (stagnant lines that move at a snail's pace) the lights at the DMV may remain on until the end of...
In a stunning joint announcement that took the Capitol Press corps and the nation by surprise, the NRA and the White House reached an agreement in which the NRA traded forty-five US Senators and one hundred-fifty US Congressmen to the White House in...
The NRA, fresh from its victory of further controlling American laws by defeating all Congressional bills limiting access to guns of mass destruction, is now looking to further extend its power. Successfully cowing and buying off Senators involved wi...
Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected officials in the face of NRA intimidation when voting to defeat even the most reasonable of gun control, have elected to force the Senators to use a small 's' in front of their once prou...
In an announcement this morning Fox News and The National Rifle Association announced a joint initiative that shocked even some of their most ardent supporters. The proposal supports a Constitutional amendment that would change the seventh day of the...
The NRA dominated US House of Representatives introduced legislation today combining a new law titled BYGO (Blow Your guts out) with the existing Stand Your Ground gun laws.
Wayne LaPierre, Chairman of the NRA explained the law at an early morning...
Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA has been removed from his position of Vice-President due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed to his having 'too Frenchy' a name.
John Howitzer, Montana rancher and...
Wayne LaPierre, the NRA's CEO, insists we can stop global warming by placing armed guards at the North and South poles. He acknowledges this will be costly, but feels the Earth should not be denied its Second Amendment Rights. "We focus too much on f...
In the USA, a man went on a shooting rampage today at an office block in the small town of Des Trois, New York, where he shot dead five of his colleagues. Upon leaving the building, however, he was then gunned down by another man who was on a complet...
Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate in North Carolina. Those eyes belong to Wayn...
Washington - "Could it be be a National Rifle Association Second Amendment acquisition?" the President demanded of US Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel in an emergency conference call today as Comet Pan-STARRS became visible in Northern Hemisphere skies.
The National Rat Association, an organization created and run by the rat population of the United States of America, is doing a big publicity campaign to disassociate itself from the notorious National Rifle Association who share the same abbreviated...
In response to the latest in a series of growing public backlash to the NRA's public relations gaffs (most recently due to its lobbying efforts and reaction to its website's published enemy hit-list of celebrities, religious organizations, and handic...
The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star made famous from the Star Wars movie franchise. Thought to have been totally destroyed following a second massive attack by impudent rebel forces in the third (or is that the...
BISMARCK, North Dakota - The state's senior ranking senator, Tabor H. Fishfield [D-North Dakota] has managed to push through his latest state bill.
Senator Fishfield, who turned 80, on Valentine's Day, was successful in getting the bill known as T...
The NRA in its constant quest for keeping up a good image of itself, keeping guns in as many hands as possible, controlling the minds of the public and keeping a stranglehold on Congress has developed a new methodology for its dealing with the public...