El Paso County, Colorado Springs - Four star General Charles H Jacobs Jr has voiced his concerns after a tense standoff at NORAD HQ with a slow-moving marijuana cloud that swamped much of Peterson Air Farce Base yesterday.
The musky THC-laden fug...
Peterson Air Force Base, El Paso County - A new theory about the plane's disappearance says some sort of alien Trojan took control of its high tech system during an out-of-radar ascent over the Wild Sargasso Sea.
Reports of a large low-flying moth...
NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has decided to justify its multi-billion dollar annual budget by providing the "NORAD Tracks Santa", which purports to follow Santa Claus as he leaves the North Pole and delivers presents to (Chris...
COLORADO SPRINGS (FMLiveWire) - Who says the Santa Claus communist threat doesn't exist?
The military personnel here at NORAD charged with being the eyes in the sky are believers and are acting like the threat is very real.
The North American...
The US Air Force, NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command), in a gross case of mistaken identity, disintegrated Santa Clause and his 18 reindeer over Washington airspace this evening. Apparently, the heavy red man was flying over restricted a...
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