Ambulances, fire engines and police cars are set for the biggest change to their sirens since the invention of the loud speaker, as all emergency vehicles will now be retrofitted to allow them to download new sirens.
"Basically," said Emma Gantsy,...
Washington DC: The US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) has removed the North American Blue Tailed Nimby from the Endangered Species List (ESL).
A spokesperson for the USFWS indicated that removing the Nimby from the ESL was predicated on an unex...
Turbine NIMBY by Rob Barratt (A song to the tune of "I'm a Lumberjack" or "Three Drunken Maidens" or make up a tune of your own.
I've got a ten foot Sony plasma screen
Lights on all over the house
A flash Toshiba microwave
A computer with a mouse
I've got loads of electrical appliances
But though I'm not one to whine
I want it all and I want it now
But I don't want a wind turbine
NIMBY- Not in My Back Yard- has been the motive for blocking rehab facilities and homeless shelters in neighborhoods that refuse to shoulder the burden of social service programs that might lower property values even while promoting ethical values.
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