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Area Man a little concerned Nike only now withdrawing Pistorius endorsement

PHILADELPHIA, PA--Area man William Kevol expressed dismay today that Nike had only withdrawn its endorsement of Olympic gold medalist and accused murderer Oscar Pistorius Tuesday, noting than a murder charge should be "one of those things you get imm...

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Lance Armstrong Is Moving To The South Pole

Funny story: Lance Armstrong Is Moving To The South Pole

NEW ORLEANS - Lance Armstrong was recently seen riding his bicycle down on Bourbon Street. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Armstrong was wearing a Mitt Romney "Frankenstein" Halloween mask and was dressed in an LSU sweat...

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Nike and Lance Armstrong get divorced after Franco-German revelations!

Funny story: Nike and Lance Armstrong get divorced after Franco-German revelations!

Sport clothing giant Nike has decided to get divorced from it's former super-hero, Lance Armstrong. The relationship had become slightly strained after it was revealed that Lance really preferred wearing Adidas tight cycling pants instead because the...

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England Football team drop Umbro

Funny story: England Football team drop Umbro

England are to end their long association with Umbro in favor of Umbro's parent company Nike. The move comes in the wake of negative press for Umbro whose recent kits have been seen as rubbish. A spokesman said. "The last couple of kits that Umbro...

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Mitt Romney and Wife Show Up at Events Wearing Nike Galaxy Shoes

Funny story: Mitt Romney and Wife Show Up at Events Wearing Nike Galaxy Shoes

Mitt Romney is proving he'll do just about anything to show his supporters that he is ready, willing and able to spend the money it takes to become President, and how he dresses is an important component in that. Upon hearing that the newly releas...

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Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them

Funny story: Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them

The pushing and shoving, the brawls, the pepper spray. That's what some people wanting to snag themselves a pair of the latest Nike Air Jordans have had to endure. Is it worth it? Those in the know say YES. This is a product beyond compare.

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Nike's new Air Jordan shoe causes riots in the US!

Funny story: Nike's new Air Jordan shoe causes riots in the US!

Nike has released a new version of their successful shoe range, Air Jordan, and thousands of desperate punters attempting to buy a pair have caused riots in many major cities. Sneaker shop keepers just couldn't provide every customer with a pair o...

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Pope Signs NIKE Deal

Funny story: Pope Signs NIKE Deal

Christian's and bandwagon riders have expressed their distress and disbelief after The Vatican revealed that The Pope had indeed signed a sponsorship deal with NIKE. Rumours have circulated for weeks now that a deal was to be struck after His Hol...

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My Workout Log

6:00 AM - Awaken from a good night's sleep. I quickly put on my Nike Dri-fit pullover and my tights - the ones I run in, not the ones I wear when I patrol the city at night searching for evildoers.

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Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Funny story: Michael Jordan Divorce to be Costliest Ever

Michael Jordan's divorce settlement will easily bypass Paul McCartney's as the costliest of all times. In addition to large amounts of money, alimony, child support, homes, cars, clothes, and jewelry, the soon to be ex Mrs. Jordan is seeking...

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Nike Drop Tiger Woods After "Bushes" Rumpus

Funny story: Nike Drop Tiger Woods After "Bushes" Rumpus

Sportswear giant Nike have dropped their no. 1 golf star, plastic-looking Tiger Woods, from their sponsorship roster, after he was discovered committing a lewd act at last week's Masters tourname...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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