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Funny story: Osborne To Save Money By Issuing Discount Rail Tickets To One Remaining Central Hospital

Osborne To Save Money By Issuing Discount Rail Tickets To One Remaining Central Hospital

To plunder even more of the country's assets to try to reach Thatcher scale carnage, George Osborne is to sell off all hospitals but one and issue rail discounts to sick people. The "savings" will enable stockbroker belt voters to pay less tax an...
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Funny story: Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

A doctor in Carlisle is being taken to court by one of his patients. During a meeting with a Dr Yimenez about his upcoming stomach-stapling surgery, the patient observed that the doctor had made one or two inappropriate comments about his weight.
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Funny story: GPs Can Choose Only To See Healthy People Under New Agreement

GPs Can Choose Only To See Healthy People Under New Agreement

Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that GPs can opt out of unsocial working hours, new proposals are in the offing that allow GPs the option of not having to see poorly patients. Under the new scheme GPs could earn...
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Funny story: Binge Drinking Now Recommended By Government

Binge Drinking Now Recommended By Government

The government's commissioned report into the possible beneficial effects of weekend " Binge" drinking suggests massive benefits to the NHS and Police Forces. The new vitamin drink, "Binge" is a healthy drink made from 5 a day vegetables and fruit...
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Funny story: Road Accident Paramedics Replaced By Rapid Response Aromatherapists

Road Accident Paramedics Replaced By Rapid Response Aromatherapists

Under new E.U. directives, teams of alternative medical "paratherapists" have been set up by the government. To comply with the new regulations people trapped in burning cars or requiring on the spot life saving surgery can request alternative helico...
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Funny story: Government to introduce independently run "free hospitals"

Government to introduce independently run "free hospitals"

Following the "success" of the independently run free schools in England, the Prime Minister is to announce that a similar scheme will be introduced for hospitals. Like free schools, anyone would be able to start their own hospital and compete wit...
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Funny story: Many of us baffled over sharing NHS records

Many of us baffled over sharing NHS records

Almost half of Britons do not understand plans for sharing their NHS records. And increasing numbers of GPs (Geriatric Persons) are not clear how to use them. The Norman Hunter Singers (NHS) were a renowned choir based in Gateshead. They sold over...
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Funny story: ...Workhouse shuffle - Patients to be charged for hospital stay

...Workhouse shuffle - Patients to be charged for hospital stay

Patients should be charged £10 to see their Doctor and a £10 "hotel charge" to stay the night in hospital, a leading stink-tank has said. The fees could be among a raft of levies introduced to raise extra cash to fund the NHS rather than charge, a...
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Funny story: "Nurses tried to flush me down toilet"

"Nurses tried to flush me down toilet"

In the latest of a series of embarrassing incidents for the NHS, St Jesus' Hospital in Dorking has been criticised after it was revealed that hospital workers routinely flush dead bodies down the toilet in order to quickly free up beds for new patien...
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Funny story: Tories to introduce "Free Hospitals"

Tories to introduce "Free Hospitals"

Following the unbridled success of screwball Education Secretary Michael Gove's Free Schools programme with its falling standards and vanity projects, Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt, Murdoch sycophant and confirmed homeopathy fan, announced today a cra...
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Funny story: Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

The Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre today called on the department of health to release the name of the 15 million people a year who receive treatment on the NHS. He said in his statement. "The NHS is anti British. Having free at point of service health...
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Funny story: NHS Patients To Be Treated In India

NHS Patients To Be Treated In India

Cash strapped NHS trusts have announced plans to outsource patient care to the Indian city of Mumbai Supporters of the plans argue that the level of care afforded to patients will be significantly superior to the UK. Chief Medical Officer, Anna St...
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Funny story: Tit sues NHS over tits

Tit sues NHS over tits

The country's favourite scrounging, bog eyed numpty Josie Cunningham (she of the free boob job, further reduction and the taxpayer funded Botox jabs) has leapt back into the country's consciences. Unfortunately as Back and to the Left news discov...
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Funny story: Accident & Emergency

Accident & Emergency

Unfortunately the Prime Minister was unable to attend House of Commons Questions for the sixth week running due to an unavoidable incident. 'I was finding my in growing toe nail on my right foot had become unbearable' Cameron explained 'so I had t...
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Funny story: Dave leaves it to Nick to explain

Dave leaves it to Nick to explain

Days before an important by election cased by the humiliating resignations of the Lib Dem mainstay Chris Huhne the Prime Minister is to force Nick Clegg to explain why the UK joined Greece this week in becoming one of two first world countries where...
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Funny story: HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

News is breaking that the Health Secretary has been arrested after an undercover operation by Staffordshire Police working with the Met and Interpol. It has been alleged that recent stories regarding horsemeat in the foodchain and falling asteroids h...
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Funny story: Norfolk disc first evidence of fall of the Roman NHS

Norfolk disc first evidence of fall of the Roman NHS

A gold earring disc, found in Norfolk by a metal detector enthusiast, was reported to have left treasure experts initially baffled as to the exact meaning of its decoration. Discovered in Keswick, near Norwich, the disc "is an unusual find for the Ro...
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Funny story: NHS To Begin Farming Donor Organs

NHS To Begin Farming Donor Organs

The NHS has announced a major shake-up in its approach to increasing the supply of available donor organs for transplant. Dr Albert Spleen, head of the NHS Transplant Authority, told us "We have been wrestling with this problem for years. The numb...
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