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Carson Palmer set to pen new memoir titled, "I Hate the Playoffs"

After yet another pedestrian showing in the NFL postseason, Carson Palmer has determined he will air his frustration in a new book. "This isn't just a money grab," the hapless quarterback stated, "I really do hate the playoffs." From his firs...

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NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season

Funny story: NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season

NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, on the heels of uncountable rule changes, arbitrary punishments, and overall ineptitude has contributed what he has refereed to as his "crowning achievement as Commissioner of the NFL". "Starting from the champions...

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Pac-Man seeks to distance himself from Adam Jones after Playoff Meltdown

Funny story: Pac-Man seeks to distance himself from Adam Jones after Playoff Meltdown

Pac-Man, the ubiquitous yellow circle turned video game icon has made a concerted effort to distance himself from Cincinnati Bengal, Adam Jones after his total lack of discipline robbed the good citizens of Ohio yet another chance to scrape out of sp...

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Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being

Donning his lucky team jersey and some disheveled levi jeans, local man Stan Malone sits anxiously on his stadium seat completely absorbed in the NFL game. Casting aside all other activities and plans that could improve his life, Stan nervously wa...

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Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Foxborough, MA - During Friday's post-practice interview, Patriot's head coach, Bill Belichick stated that he would "bet my hoodie that we take home the AFC championship this year." These are strong words from a reserved coach who has coached th...

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NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

Funny story: NFL Still Won't Let Girls Play

New York City - The National Football League (NFL) has decided that they aren't going to let girls play during the 2014-2015 season. The NFL has made that same decision since the roots of its formation in 1920. The consensus of the owners of all 3...

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31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

Funny story: 31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- An under-reported proposal at the 2014 annual Owners Meetings was overwhelmingly struck down, with 31 teams voting "Nay". There were zero "Yay's"; The New England Patriots abstained. Even the Denver Broncos ownership voted again...

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NFL Presents Upset Weekend: the Biblical Plague on Your House

The NFL has labeled their weekend games of the playoffs incorrectly. The first two games proved to be Upset Weekend, or perhaps more aptly for the vast majority of those in a state of shock: Dyspepsia Weekend. Those countless fans of Peyton Man...

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Former Eagles Coach Andy Reid is Danny Ozark With Bigger Tits

Funny story: Former Eagles Coach Andy Reid is Danny Ozark With Bigger Tits

Andy Reid is (former Phillies Manager) Danny Ozark with a different-shaped ball. And huge, pendulous boobs. I am So SICK of hearing that Andy Reid is the winningest coach in Eagles' history. That speaks more to longevity than accomplishment.  Fred Bruney has a perfect winning record as Eagles coach, he never lost a game. Want him back? Rich Kotite has a better post-season win/loss record...

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Fairy Tales Come True in the NFL

Now and then we are able to draw on our vast knowledge of literary characters and find the correct parallel in the NFL. We have avoided the Princess and her pea this time around, but find that we still have an array of well-known heroines of the f...

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