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Funny story:  Tim Tebow To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Tim Tebow To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Tim Tebow traveled back to New York City to appear on Larry King and Regis Philbin's The Viagra View. The football quarterback was asked by Philbin how it felt being out on the job market. Tim smiled and said that he is not qui...
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Funny story:  The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga

The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga

KANSAS CITY - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that the word on the streets of Kansas City is that the NFL Chiefs could be moving. Rufus Reno with SBID said that he spoke with an inside source in the Chiefs organization and was told tha...
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Funny story:  Tim Tebow Still Looking For An NFL Home

Tim Tebow Still Looking For An NFL Home

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tim Tebow, one of the nicest players to ever play in the NFL is still looking for an NFL city to call home. After being released by the low-flying New York Jets, Tebow feels that it won't be long before his cell phone rings...
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Funny story:  Carrie Underwood Replaces Faith Hill As The New Singer on Sunday Night Football

Carrie Underwood Replaces Faith Hill As The New Singer on Sunday Night Football

NEW YORK CITY - Faith Hill has been singing the introduction theme "Waiting All Day For Sunday Night" to NBC's Sunday Night Football since 2007, but that has just changed. Effective with the opening of the 2013 NFL season Hill will no longer have...
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Funny story:  NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that that the NFL will fight the onslaught of player suits claiming that information regarding the effects of concussions on the brains of its players was deliberately withheld. La...
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Funny story:  Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

MIAMI - Recently released quarterback Tim Tebow was in Miami checking out an orange grove that he is thinking about buying. He was asked if he had any ill-feelings towards the New York Jets organization for treating him the way that they did. T...
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Funny story:  Tim Tebow Gets His Wish - He's Released By The 6-10 New York Jets

Tim Tebow Gets His Wish - He's Released By The 6-10 New York Jets

NEW YORK CITY - One of the happiest men in America is Tim Tebow who has just been granted his freedom by being released by the NFL Jets of New York. It was no secret that Tebow was brought in with the hope of revitalizing the down trodden spirits...
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Funny story:  The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

DETROIT - The NFL Rules & Regulations Federation met in the Motor City to discuss some possible rules and regulations changes. According to NFLR&RF executive director Winthrop "Clicky" Clickfeather one of the proposed changes is making the...
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Funny story:  NFL: Laying the Rails for Gay Athletes

NFL: Laying the Rails for Gay Athletes

Midtown Manhattan, New York -- Rumors are swirling today amid social media-fueled reports that top NFL officials are on the verge of presenting major policy changes pertaining to the employment of current, and future, openly gay athletes within the l...
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Funny story:  Entire NFL Team Could Come Out As Gay As Early As 2014

Entire NFL Team Could Come Out As Gay As Early As 2014

BALTIMORE, MD - Controversial Baltimore Daisies linebacker Chet 'Bendover' McHumphries continues to dispel his critics. No longer content to keep quiet on the subject of gays in the NFL, McHumphries insists that he envisions a future wherein an...
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Funny story:  Athletes Who Are Gay for Pay

Athletes Who Are Gay for Pay

Rumors circulate that an active gay player will come charging out of his closet in the NFL locker room. He cannot be penalized with a charging call because this is not the NHL. We presume that an active player may be more interesting than a passiv...
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Funny story:  Is The NFL Heading Towards Touch Football?

Is The NFL Heading Towards Touch Football?

PHOENIX - Many NFL fans are wondering if the Arizona heat may have gotten to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and some of the team owners after some of the new NFL rule changes were announced. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that the major rules ch...
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Funny story:  Manti Te'o Admits Brother is a Cardboard Cutout

Manti Te'o Admits Brother is a Cardboard Cutout

Manti Te'o shocked the crowded room of reporters Saturday in Indianapolis when he announced that his younger brother is a hoax. "It is really embarrassing," Te'o said. "I just thought he was shy and a little one dimensional." The elaborate ho...
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Funny story:  The New England Patriots May Pass On Wes Welker

The New England Patriots May Pass On Wes Welker

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - New England Patriots slot receiver Wes Welker is a free agent and Pats fans are divided on whether the team owners should let him go or try and resign him. Should Welker stay he will be paid $11.4 million for the 2013 s...
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Funny story:  Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports

Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports

New Orleans, Louisiana -- The 35-minute power failure at this year's Super Bowl was intentionally planned, according to US military officials, who revealed today that the outage was a failed test of a new Defense Department strategy. Called "Tu...
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Funny story:  NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...
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Funny story:  NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault." Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet...
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Funny story:  Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

Gisele Bundchen Is Reportedly Hiding In Honduras

CHICAGO - The word out of the Windy City is that New England Patriot Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen is alleged to be in hiding somewhere in the jungles of Honduras. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the quick-tempered South American e...
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Iron Manifold

SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
Black Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.

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