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Funny story:  Butterbean to play for the Texans

Butterbean to play for the Texans

Houston, Texas- It is the news that they didn't want to get out but it has and head coach Bill O'Brien is not impressed. "I don't know how you found out but I am not impressed," he hollered over the phone from his office. Butterbean was seen a...
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Funny story:  Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Due to protests from Native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins was to be changed to "The Fighting Whities," and, for next season, fans were going to be encouraged to pain their faces white instead of the usual red as they did when they w...
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Funny story:  Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Washington Redskins Will Change Name

Due to protests from native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins will be changed to the "The Fighting Whities," in spite of the fact that the majority of players are black. There has been no organized protest among the black players. Pe...
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Funny story:  31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

31 NFL Teams Shoot Down Proposal At Owners Meeting

ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- An under-reported proposal at the 2014 annual Owners Meetings was overwhelmingly struck down, with 31 teams voting "Nay". There were zero "Yay's"; The New England Patriots abstained. Even the Denver Broncos ownership voted again...
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Funny story:  NFL cracks down on TD celebrations

NFL cracks down on TD celebrations

Yesterday, NFL head of officiating, Dean Blandino, announced that in 2014 the NFL will be taking the next step in the war against celebrations. That's right, the NFL will be cracking down on touchdown celebrations again by adding to the list of celeb...
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Funny story:  A Group of Cherokees Want The Name of The Red Sea Changed

A Group of Cherokees Want The Name of The Red Sea Changed

CHEROKEE, North Carolina - There's a group of native-American's who are on the warpath in western North Carolina. The group led by Hunting Pony Tarburton recently stated to American Spotlight Magazine that they want the name of the Red Sea changed...
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

DALLAS - Jerry Jones may be a shrewd businessman, but when it comes to certain aspects regarding his football team the billionaire gets an F minus. Jones has said time after time that he will stick with his quarterback Tony "Oops" Romo even if the...
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Funny story:  The San Francisco 49ers Tried To Trade Coach Jim Harbaugh To The Cleveland Browns

The San Francisco 49ers Tried To Trade Coach Jim Harbaugh To The Cleveland Browns

SAN FRANCISCO - Word coming out of 49ersLand is that the team's General Manager Trent Baalke was hoping to trade Coach Jim Harbaugh to the Cleveand Browns. He pointed out that he just got tired of having to argue with Jimmy about every little thin...
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Funny story:  Uncertainty as NFL Considers Team Name Changes

Uncertainty as NFL Considers Team Name Changes

Canton, Ohio (STT News) - News has been rife with reports of the Washington Redskins changing their franchise moniker due to negativity assumed by so many on the name. But it isn't just DC under the gun. While the league is carefully trying to kee...
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Funny story:  China Wants To Buy The Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks

China Wants To Buy The Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks

HONG KONG - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just learned that the Republic of China has expressed a desire to purchase the newly crowned Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks. Rufus Reno with SBID stated that the NFL team's owner multi-billionai...
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Funny story:  Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes

In a dramatic role reversal, an openly gay athlete, Michael Sam, who is getting ready to enter the 2014 NFL draft, has decided to protest against openly straight athletes. Sams made national headlines last month with his decision to come out publicl...
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Funny story:  Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

Michael Sam: Players Don't Care If He's Gay

During the NFL Combine, the annual gathering of rookies to evaluate their NFL potential, general managers asked tight end Nick Kasa whether or not he "likes girls," or has a girlfriend. Linebacker Manti Te'o's sexuality was the "elephant in the room"...
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Funny story:  Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

IRVING, Texas - Unconfirmed reports suggest that Jerry Jones, owner and general manager of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys, is considering whether to publicly declare his incompetence. Jones would become the first openly incompetent GM in the league's histo...
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Funny story:  Seahawks' Richard Sherman Accidentally Chokes Himself - Wife Pulls Plug

Seahawks' Richard Sherman Accidentally Chokes Himself - Wife Pulls Plug

NEW YORK, NY - Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman accidentally choked himself following his team's victory over the Denver Broncos in Superbowl XLVIII. On the Broncos last drive, Sherman deflected Bronco quarterback, Peyton Manning's pass...
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Funny story:  In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

DENVER, COLORADO - John Elway, Vice President of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has decided to draft himself as the team's new quarterback. Elway, who started a record five Super Bowls and won two during his earlier career in the 80...
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Funny story:  The Real Reason Why Seattle's Richard "The Trash Talker" Sherman Left The Super Bowl Game During The 3rd Quarter

The Real Reason Why Seattle's Richard "The Trash Talker" Sherman Left The Super Bowl Game During The 3rd Quarter

NEW YORK CITY - The Seattle Seahawks organization was a bit tight-lipped as to why their cornerback with the horrible attitude Richard Sherman left Super Bowl 48 in the third quarter. Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti said that it...
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Funny story:  The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

NEW YORK CITY - Well at least no one can say that the weather was a factor in the outcome of Super Bowl XLVIII, which the Seattle Seahawks won 43-8. But as many sports writers wrote the only factor in the Seattle Seahawks blowout victory over the...
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Funny story:  The NFL's Big Tax Dodging Rip-off

The NFL's Big Tax Dodging Rip-off

Now that the Super Bowl is over and you are either in euphoric heaven or the depths of despair depending upon your gridiron loyalties, let me proceed to burst your little bubble: the NFL is ripping you off. Due to an old tax code created when the NFL and the AFL joined in 1966 they get to enjoy tax exempt status. The NFL makes $9.5 billion a year. Yes, $9.5 billion. How much do you make...
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