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Funny story: NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season

NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season

NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, on the heels of uncountable rule changes, arbitrary punishments, and overall ineptitude has contributed what he has refereed to as his "crowning achievement as Commissioner of the NFL". "Starting from the champions...
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Funny story: Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being

Man selflessly prioritizes supporting NFL team over his own well-being

Donning his lucky team jersey and some disheveled levi jeans, local man Stan Malone sits anxiously on his stadium seat completely absorbed in the NFL game. Casting aside all other activities and plans that could improve his life, Stan nervously wa...
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Funny story: Depressing British EMO Band to Cap Off NFL Season

Depressing British EMO Band to Cap Off NFL Season

The National Football League has announced the halftime act for its centerpiece spectacular, Superbowl XL - whiny British balladeers Coldplay. The band, whose records have provided the soundtrack to countless teenagers drinking cider alone in their...
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Funny story: Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw passes in untold years of NFL games

Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw passes in untold years of NFL games

Forty miles is a long way to travel by car, let alone throw a football. Peyton Manning's 10-yard pass to fellow Denver Broncos wide receiver Emmanuel Sanders about halfway through the game Thursday night (Sept. 17) at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City...
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Funny story: Rex Ryan Behind IK Enemkpali Breaking Geno Smith's Jaw

Rex Ryan Behind IK Enemkpali Breaking Geno Smith's Jaw

It appears that there is more to the story of IK Enemkpali breaking Geno Smith's jaw than we were first led to believe. Sources originally reported that the linebacker had "sucker-punched" Smith over $600 that the Jet's quarterback had owed him. The...
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Funny story: Federal Judge Rules Redskins Must Remove "Washington" From Name

Federal Judge Rules Redskins Must Remove "Washington" From Name

BILLINGSGATE POST: A Federal judge in [blank] ruled today that the NFL franchise in our Nation's capital must remove the name that precedes [blank] because it could very well denigrate the African American players on this team who might be descendan...
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Funny story: The final word on Deflate-gate

The final word on Deflate-gate

Editor's note: On Saturday, May 24, Patriots coach Bill Belichick conducted a press conference to provide the final word on the ball-inflation investigation. The full transcript as provided by the team appears below. BB: I want to take this opport...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Only Semi Deflated After Suspension

Tom Brady Only Semi Deflated After Suspension

Boston, MA - In the wake of the on going Deflate-Gate football nonsense investigation that has been gripping all of America for many months now, Tom Brady was handed, what most in the sporting world see, as a rather harsh penalty, a four game sus...
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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Slams Michael Sam for Anti-Gay Bashing On DWTS

NFL Commissioner Slams Michael Sam for Anti-Gay Bashing On DWTS

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Michael Sam, NFL's first openly gay player, was lambasted by NFL Commissioner, Biff Wellington, for his performance and comments on ABC's Dancing With The Stars. During the airing of DWTS, Michael Sam lambasted his father for his a...
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Funny story: Tim Tebow tries out for Eagles... Oh wait, That Really Happened?!

Tim Tebow tries out for Eagles... Oh wait, That Really Happened?!

In what is either a publicity stunt or a desperate desire to find a very qualified clip board holder the Eagles tried out Tim Tebow despite the fact that they just traded for Sam Bradford and re-signed Mark Sanchez. Jeffrey Lurie, owner of the P...
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Funny story: Crazy NFL Offseason Continues with Star Traded for Snickers Bar

Crazy NFL Offseason Continues with Star Traded for Snickers Bar

Just when you thought you had seen it all this busy first week of free agency in the NFL one team went the extra mile to make the most ridiculous trade of the year. The Dallas Cowboys have traded perennial "bridesmaid but never a bride" quarterb...
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Funny story: Alabama Crimson Tide become NFL's newest expansion team

Alabama Crimson Tide become NFL's newest expansion team

The Alabama Crimson Tide have become the NFL's newest expansion team, creating quite a stir in a dysfunctional organization that now seems to be imploding in sundry controversies. NFL spokesman Roger Allovem said it was a tough decision, bringing...
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Funny story: Fans Can't Wait for Next Month's Hyper Bowl

Fans Can't Wait for Next Month's Hyper Bowl

Trillions of people -- and other sentient beings all across the universe -- are positively catatonic in anticipation of the 2015 Hyper Bowl, scheduled to take place on March 1. In a press conference held this past Sunday, event promoter Max Blowha...
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Funny story: Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Federal Investigators are looking into allegations that this years Superbowl was a fixed game. Insiders at the FBI have revealed that information attained through long time informers and NFL insiders has led them to question the decision by the Seatt...
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Funny story: Blows To The Head Make 9-Year-Old A Man

Blows To The Head Make 9-Year-Old A Man

The NFL runs "Moms Clinics" through an operation called "USA Football." It targets moms who determine which sport their kids will play. It is an effort to show that children's football is safe. But kid football isn't safe. As background, Pop Warn...
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Funny story: Green Bay Packers Are Communists Says Congressman

Green Bay Packers Are Communists Says Congressman

The Green Bay Packers are arguably the most successful franchise in American professional sports history. They just missed this year from going to the superbowel. But the most remarkable thing about the Green Bay Packers is that as an industry th...
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Funny story: NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

NFL Has New Policy Against Cannabis Use

The NFL is now extensively testing players before football games for marijuana usage. This is a recent policy change. National Footbal League Commissioner Roger Goodell gave an explanation. "The problem with Cannabis is that it is a 'peace" induc...
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Funny story: NFL Meeting to Develop 2015-16 Season Controversies

NFL Meeting to Develop 2015-16 Season Controversies

Like all businesses, publicity is an important part of the NFL. So important that the NFL is holding a mandatory owners meeting on Monday after the Superbowl to discuss publicity for 2015. "2014 was such a great year with Ray Rice, a gay player,...
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