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Giant American aircraft carrier USS Trojan Horse arrives in UK, NCIS Special Agents rumored aboard

Funny story: Giant American aircraft carrier USS Trojan Horse arrives in UK, NCIS Special Agents rumored aboard

Portsmouth - Special Agents Gibbs and DiNozzo reportedly snuck aboard taking the carrier's crew quota to 5,602 when news of the hush-hush deployment broke. Their mission on the US Navy's fabled Big Stick remains classified Top Secret as the magnif...

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New Iraqi PM 'a dead ringer for NCIS baddie Trent Kort'

Funny story: New Iraqi PM 'a dead ringer for NCIS baddie Trent Kort'

Tehran, Iran - The editor of Iran's official NCIS fanzine website has welcomed the appointment of new Iraqi PM Haider al-Abadie on satirical grounds. Ayatollah Akbar Hashemi 'Rough Son Johnny' Rafsanjani said today the Iraqi was probably chosen b...

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US marine falls from plane amid NCIS 'Hung Out To Dry' copycat episode fears

Funny story: US marine falls from plane amid NCIS 'Hung Out To Dry' copycat episode fears

North Carolina - Lawyers specialising in copyright issues were parachuted into White Lake today amid claims that a marine who fell from an Osprey aircraft may have inadvertently plagiarised NCIS Season 1, Episode 2 'Hung Out To Dry' with his copycat...

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NCIS boss Jethro Gibbs claims jurisdiction in ex-Seals 'Captain Philips ship' deaths

Funny story: NCIS boss Jethro Gibbs claims jurisdiction in ex-Seals 'Captain Philips ship' deaths

Seychelles - Special Agent Gibbs has dispatched McGee and DiNozzo to the Seychelle Islands in the Pacific to check out the former US Navy Seals' deaths on a highjacked boat made famous by a Tom Hanks movie. The NCIS boss insisted in jockeying off...

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Brits confuse NCIS medical examiner Dr Donald 'Ducky' Mallard with Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

Funny story: Brits confuse NCIS medical examiner Dr Donald 'Ducky' Mallard with Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

London, UK - Grim news from Blighty this weekend shows loads of Brit goggle box-heads are totally stumped about NCIS 'quack' Dr Mallard's role in the Duck Dynasty homophobic rant saga. A UK drinks industry post-festive poll of 1,000 TV viewers pub...

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Fat Leonard is At It Again! Navy Flushes Out Bogus Charges

After installing flowmeters in the outputs of all Navy ships serviced by Fat Leonard Francis and his company, the Navy was able to compute just how much Fat Leonard was overcharging the Navy. It appears that Fat Leonard was claiming to be suc...

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NCIS special agents credited in 'US Navy Secrets For Lady Gaga Tickets' sting

Funny story: NCIS special agents credited in 'US Navy Secrets For Lady Gaga Tickets' sting

Washington - A highly hush-hush operation masterminded by Special Agent Jethro Gibbs' undercover team has resulted in serious charges being brought in the 'US Navy Secrets For Lady Gaga Tickets' case. In the dock is a Malaysian businessman who scr...

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Ziva David is carrying Jethro Gibbs' baby according to NCIS studio leak

Funny story: Ziva David is carrying Jethro Gibbs' baby according to NCIS studio leak

Santa Clarita, California - The special agent's sudden unexplained Season 11 disappearance into the anonymous Israeli/Jordanian hinterland was inevitable once the baby bump began to bulge. Now, according to exclusive insider reports based on a San...

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DiNozzo, McGee and Gibbs hotfoot it downtown amid Capitol Hill gunshots lock down

Funny story: DiNozzo, McGee and Gibbs hotfoot it downtown amid Capitol Hill gunshots lock down

Washington DC - The sound of gunfire on Capitol Hill has seen the arrival of the same NCIS rapid response unit that secured the Washington Navy Yard on 16 September following a massacre that claimed 12 innocent lives. Special Agents Jethro Gibbs,...

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OMG! Special Agent Ziva David 'becomes the fifth Mrs Jethro Gibbs' in NCIS Season 11 shocker

Funny story: OMG! Special Agent Ziva David 'becomes the fifth Mrs Jethro Gibbs' in NCIS Season 11 shocker

Santa Clarita, Los Angeles - CBS studio bosses had bust a gut dropping zillion of hints about the simmering chemistry between former Mossad agent Ziva David and Special Agent Tony DiNozzo. But the pair's eagerly anticipated on-screen consummation...

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NCIS Special Agents Gibbs, DiNozzo & Ziva David wrest Washington Navy Yard massacre probe from Feds

Funny story: NCIS Special Agents Gibbs, DiNozzo & Ziva David wrest Washington Navy Yard massacre probe from Feds

Washington - "And don't you dare call me proby!" the head of NCIS thundered at FBI senior agent Tobias C Fornell as specialist Navy cops demanded jurisdiction over today's carnage at DC's Navy Yard. The complex is the scene of a mass shooting with...

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Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Funny story: Mossad joins Indian NCIS probe into Mumbai submarine blast

Mumbai - Banned on Vladimir Putin's orders from meddling - uh...contributing! - in an investigation into the sudden, unexplained destruction of Russia's flagship submarine the Kursk in August 2000 Mossad's forensic naval intelligence team has arrived...

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G8 statesmen to be guarded by squad of Cote de Pablo lookalikes

Washington DC - "Sure knocks the spots off that dead Libyan despot Muammar Gaddafi's Amazonian Guards," a source close to President Obama's security detail said today as news of next week's security deployment broke. "As for their resemblance to t...

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CSI and NCIS Bonanza On Cards As Production Companies Boycott 5

Funny story: CSI and NCIS Bonanza On Cards As Production Companies Boycott 5

Fans of US crime dramas are in for a treat as Channel 5 plans to fill its schedules with programmes such as CSI: Miami, NCIS and Law & Order - 24 hours a day. Bosses at the channel have been left with no other option as domestic TV production...

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