PRINCETON, NJ: The Princeton University men's basketball team could not have been more thrilled upon receiving the 13th seed in the east bracket and matchup against the number 4 seeded Kentucky Wildcats in the NCAA Tournament. Despite being heavy und...
Yes, the Barbarians are at the gates.
We speak of the Gates of the Boston TD Garden. With the arrival of the biggest snooze in sports, the manufactured NCAA basketball tournament, the corporations have usurped the fans and taken the home base.
Jim Tressel, the maligned ex head coach at Da Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio was recently spotted working as a greeter in a Walmart in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
A clause in his contract stipulated that each person entering the store be greeted...
Following Tressel's resignation as head coach of The Ohio State University football program, he has announced the grand opening of a sportswear and OSU memorabilia store in Columbus.
Selling everything from replica Ohio State jerseys and college l...
The Oakland University men's basketball team crushed Oral Roberts (the university, not the man) in the Summit League Championship last night, earning their second straight invitation to the NCAA tournament.
Finishing 90-76 at the final buzzer, the...
(Columbus, Ohio) - From the safety of a portable toilet in the recently renovated E. Gordon Gee Lavatory Complex, the President of The Ohio State University called the game between Boise State and Nevada "basically like watching two really good Ohio...
(Indianapolis, Indiana) - The National Collegiate Athletic Association has publicly acknowledged that this year's field of men's college football post-season bowls contain the worst names ever in its 100-year history.
"We believe we have hit rock...
(Chicago, Illinois) - On the eve of a Big Ten novelty game between Northwestern and Illinois, the family of Bronko Nagurski is criticizing the decision to point the playing field away from the right-field wall.
"A bunch of hypocrite Nancy-Boys is...
Following three consecutive years of pressure from its most recent winners, the long standing and original design of the Heisman Trophy will be recast for 2011, showing a fistful of dollars in the player's extended arm, and some gold bling around his...
The Ninja Stripper Vampires, a new singing group not to be confused with the Naked Samurai Zombies, will perform the National Anthem at the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Championship Game. The group, which has rocketed to the top of the charts an...
SEATTLE - The Seattle punk band March Madness has filed a $9.3 million name infringement lawsuit against the NCAA March Madness Basketball Tournament.
Attorney Alice Swankston-McMule for the Seattle band said that her clients have been using the n...
The NCAA revealed the brackets for the 2010 Basketball Tournament with no surprises.
As usual, teams with 20 plus wins from the smaller conferences are seeded 40 to 65. This was done to allow teams from the power conferences (with fewer than 18 w...
Recruits who were being sought by multiple universities have stated that other schools told them that Florida's Head Football Coach Urban Meyer was leaving the program to coach the Dallas Cowboys. While this did not affect the decision of three know...
The abrupt departure of head football coach Lane Kiffin to USC has prompted the search for a replacement at the University of Tennessee. The Volunteers are scrambling to find someone else just one year after hiring Kiffin to replace Phil Fulmer.
A college football running back Ryan is in both 3rd and 4th place on this year's statistics for rushing yards by a running back. The football player has sued to have his statistics combined and make him the number one rusher in the nation.
"No on...
Before this weekend's SEC and Big 12 championship games even kicked off, the BCS has already announced the teams for the national championship game. Spokesmen for the groud admitted that the organization really stands for "Big Corporate Sponsorship"...
For the past seven years, Joe Paterno (head coach at Penn State) and Bobby Bowden (head coach at Florida State) have gone back and forth as the all time winningest Division One College Football Coach. Paterno currently leads Bowden by a few games.
Notre Dame, the home of the Golden Dome, the Fighting Irish, and Touchdown Jesus has hired a new football coach. The football program, famous for Knute Rockne, The Gipper, and The Four Horsemen, recently fired Charlie Weis after he led the team to a...