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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Betting Against The Oklahoma City Thunder

Charles Barkley Betting Against The Oklahoma City Thunder

ATLANTA - Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley told fellow TNT cast mate Shaquille O'Neal that he does not see the Oklahoma City Thunder beating the Memphis Grizzlies in the Western Conference Semi-Finals. Barkley said that one, Oklahoma City is too youn...
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Funny story:  The NBA Is Proposing A 5-Point Shot For Next Season

The NBA Is Proposing A 5-Point Shot For Next Season

NEW YORK CITY - The NBA is currently working on a new play that it feels will truly help generate a bit more excitement in the game. NBA Commissioner David "Short Cake" Stern told members of the sports media that had gathered at The Mrs. Bill Clin...
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Funny story:  LeBron James Explains His Cleveland Cavaliers Comment

LeBron James Explains His Cleveland Cavaliers Comment

CHICAGO - The Miami Heat had just beaten the Chicago Bulls 104-94 to take a 2 to 1 lead in the Eastern Conference playoffs when Mr. Heat himself, LeBron James was asked a question in the visiting team's locker room. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Il...
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Funny story:  Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Jack Nicholson Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson is still quite upset at the fact that his all-time favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers got swept in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs by the San Antonio Spurs 4 games to none. He...
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Funny story:  Charlotte Bobcats Owner Michael Jordan Reflects On The Cats Dismal 21-61 Season

Charlotte Bobcats Owner Michael Jordan Reflects On The Cats Dismal 21-61 Season

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - It was quite a long season for the Charlotte Bobcats of the NBA as all the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and Bobcat fans will attest to. The Bobcats ended the season in 29th place out of 30 teams. The Cats finished wi...
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Funny story:  Shaquille O'Neal Proposes A Much-Needed Change To The NBA Technical Foul Rule

Shaquille O'Neal Proposes A Much-Needed Change To The NBA Technical Foul Rule

ATLANTA - Shaquille was in Atlanta filming a commercial for a brand new line of professional basketballs named Big Bouncy Bounce Basketballs. He was asked by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily to comment on his proposal to change p...
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Funny story:  Shaquille O'Neal Turns Down An Offer To Return To The Los Angeles Lakers

Shaquille O'Neal Turns Down An Offer To Return To The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Laker Shaquille O'Neal was in Tinsel Town on some business. He was asked by Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket about the rumor that the Laker ownership has asked him to sign a one-year contract. O'Neal, who...
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Funny story:  Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand

Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough. Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker...
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Funny story:  Anna Megan Raley Considered To Be The Meanest Woman In America Has Been Fired!

Anna Megan Raley Considered To Be The Meanest Woman In America Has Been Fired!

HOUSTON - Anna Megan Raley has learned a very valuable lesson - and that is to never, ever mess with a woman's weight. American Spotlight Magazine reporter Cutter Shiloh stated that Raley is a perfect example of someone who has a blog and thinks t...
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Funny story:  Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards

Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards

WASHINGTON, DC - Averaging one point a game, promising NBA star and budding homosexual Jason Collins needed to do something - something fast - if he was going to extent his time in the limelight. "Look, you can't do that I do or see al...
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Funny story:  Houston Sports Blogger Becomes The Most Hated Woman In America

Houston Sports Blogger Becomes The Most Hated Woman In America

HOUSTON - It appears that no one ever cautioned CBS Houston Sports Blogger Claire Crawford, about the perils of sticking your basketball shoe in your mouth. Claire "The Criticizer" Crawford, whose real name is Anna Megan Raley made some comments a...
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Funny story:  The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

The NBA Threatens To Fine Kobe Bryant For Tweeting During Playoff Games

NEW YORK CITY - After receiving tens of thousands of complaints in the form of emails, text messages, and phone calls from upset NBA fans, the commissioner of the NBA David Stern has issued an official warning to Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers...
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Funny story:  A List of 10 Little Known Facts About North Korea's Kim Jong Un

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About North Korea's Kim Jong Un

Just in the past few months North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has become one of the most famous individuals in the entire world. The little man who many say resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy, the Michelin Man, and a male version of Nicki Minaj, has become more famous than the Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Kim Jong Un has even made friends with one of his all-time favorite NBA b...
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Funny story:  Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni is devastated at the fact that his super star player/coach Kobe "Vino" Bryant is out for the rest of the season due to an Achilles heel injury, an Adam's apple bruise, and inverted ear drums. D'Antoni sat i...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh and The Orlando Magic Rumors

Rush Limbaugh and The Orlando Magic Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - The word on Madison Avenue is that GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is thinking about possibly purchasing the Orlando Magic of the National Basketball Association. Back in May of 2011, Limbaugh was unsuccessful in his bid to...
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Funny story:  The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

CLEVELAND - The majority owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers Danny Gilbert has just informed the sports media that he is seriously contemplating a name change. Gilbert noting that the Cavs record of 22-52 is simply unacceptable stated that he has enl...
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Funny story:  A 7-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Makes An Amazing Half Court Shot

A 7-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Makes An Amazing Half Court Shot

MILWAUKEE - Little 7-year-old Pamela "Tweety" Brickleheimer had no idea when her grandfather Gunther Brickleheimer took her to the Milwaukee Bucks - Charlotte Bobcats game that she was going to go home with a lot of money and notoriety. Little Twe...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

Charles Barkley Blames The Laker Woes On The Curse of Shaquille

LOS ANGELES - Charles Barkley has said that the current Laker woes are a direct result of The Curse of Shaquille. "Fat Bro" Barkley, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that Shaquille O'Neal stated back in 2004, when the Lakers traded him...
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