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Worthless Piece of Crap Has Another Terrible Game

Funny story: Worthless Piece of Crap Has Another Terrible Game

Jalen McGee of the Cleveland Cavaliers had another terrible game Friday night in the NBA Eastern Conference playoffs. "Jalen brought suck to a new level Friday night," said McGee's teammate LeBron James. "If you look up worthless piece of crap in...

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Kyrie Irving's new found wisdom helps change Celtics culture

Mr. Irving, a devout Flat-Earther, has at the ripe age of 25, taken upon himself the momentous task of changing the culture of the Celtics organization. "No longer are the Celtic's going to be associated with combating racism like under Bill Russ...

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Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Funny story: Kobe Bryant's poem about retiring from basketball isn't so bad, so all you 'literary' and writing hacks need to lighten up!

Kobe Bryant wrote a heartfelt poem about retiring from NBA Basketball and all he's faced, just about, is flagrant abuse from some members of the writing community. Sure, some die-hard Kobe and Lakers fans think Shakespeare or Chaucer actually wrote t...

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Boston Celtics Crotch Problem

Marcus Smart of the Celtics has a Crotch Problem. Star basketball player Smart was fined $15,000 for an obscene gesture aimed at the referees. Please, don't shoot with that itchy trigger finger. In a world of endless and myriad ways to convey a...

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Details of Tristan Thompson's Contract Emerge

Since the first day of elegible free agent signing in the NBA, all eyes have been on the Cleveland Cavaliers and their budding star power forward Tristan Thompson. A max offer sheet seemed imminent, however as the days turned to months, Thompson stil...

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NBA Draft Selects Obama

In the latest round of NBA draft picks the Chicago Bulls signed Barak Obama to a five year multimillion dollar contract. With the exception of his high IQ, he met all the criteria for player eligibility - tall, black, and lanky. He was chosen abov...

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Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Funny story: Micheal Jordan Orders a Fleet of Lamborghini Golf Carts

Jupiter, Florida - If you only know two things about Micheal Jordan, it's that he likes to play basketball, and that he likes to play golf - and he likes to do both of these things, very fast! Since retiring from the basketball world, Micheal Jor...

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Dennis Rodman Gets Order to Kiss Seth Rogen

Funny story: Dennis Rodman Gets Order to Kiss Seth Rogen

After another all-nighter on the Las Vegas Strip, former NBA Star Dennis Rodman woke up in a young woman's room to a loud banging on the door. "At first I thought it was her husband or boyfriend," said Rodman. "Can't tell you how many times shit l...

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Dwyane Wade Complains About No-Call on Free Throw Attempts

Following a devastating 104-87 loss to the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat pointed to a pivotal moment in the game that allowed the Spurs to hoist the Larry O'Brien trophy. Already trailing by double f...

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Miami Heat Sign Bela Karolyi To Carry LeBron Up And Down Court If Cramps Persist

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, SOUTH BEACH --The Miami Heat have hired legendary gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi to carry their star LeBron James up and down the court in case his cramping persists in the NBA finals against the San Antonio Spurs. "You can...

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Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

Funny story: Donald Sterling - Smartest man alive.

LOS ANGELES, CA - What do you do when your stock is at an all time high? Take the money and run. What if you don't have a buyer? Easy, just say racist comments on an "unauthorized" recording by your mistress, leak that to the press creating media upr...

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Lebron James Holds American Basketball Fans Hostage Unless Demands Met

Miami - NBA superstar and member of the Miami Heat basketball team, Lebron James, threatened to sit out the next season if LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, was not forced to sell the team after recent racist remarks made by Sterling. While he...

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Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

Funny story: Sleazy NBA Billionaire Boys Club Owners

NBA Dallas Owner Mark Cuban doesn't want to take away Donald Sterling's ownership of the L.A. Clippers. (Cuban is the hyperactive out-of -shape guy, who sniffs the armpits of his players on the court after they win games for him.) Opposing taking a...

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Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials

Chicago - Not only has embattled owner of the LA Clippers basketball team, Donald Sterling, been banned for life from the NBA for his racist remarks, but virtually every other organization in America that is widely known by their initials have banned...

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Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

Funny story: Pau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Pau Gasol has mentioned that he will most likely test the free agency waters and leave LaLaLand for good at the end of the current season. The Los Angeles Laker who wears #16 has made it known that he hates the way the Lakers ownersh...

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Pittsburgh Says That They'll Gladly Take The Milwaukee Bucks

Funny story: Pittsburgh Says That They'll Gladly Take The Milwaukee Bucks

PITTSBURGH - The big Pennsylvania city is home to steel mills, the Heinz Ketchup empire, the Pirates, the Steelers, and the Penguins. And now the Pittsburgh City Council has let the Milwaukee Bucks organization know that they would be proud to hav...

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Shaquille O'Neal: Hey Kobe Bryant, I Can Still Play and Guess Who Can't?

Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal: Hey Kobe Bryant, I Can Still Play and Guess Who Can't?

LOS ANGELES - It certainly looks like Shaquille O'Neal has just bested Kobe Bryant in their ongoing feud. Bryant started it by saying that Shaq was one of the laziest players that he had ever played with. O'Neal fired back commenting that Kobe...

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Las Vegas Says No To The Milwaukee Bucks Desire To Move To Slot Machine City

Funny story: Las Vegas Says No To The Milwaukee Bucks Desire To Move To Slot Machine City

LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce heard about the NBA Milwaukee Bucks desire to move the team to Las Vegas. And by a unanimous vote they have voted not to allow the Bucks team to move from Milwaukee to Las Vegas. They pointed out th...

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