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Funny story: Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...
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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Responds To Ann Coulter's Verbal Jab

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Responds To Ann Coulter's Verbal Jab

NEW YORK CITY - The Queen of The NASCAR Circuit, Danica Patrick flew into the Big Apple to appear on Regis Philbin's and Larry King's The Viagra View talk show. Danica told Regis that she was proud to say that she has just been named as one of the...
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Funny story: The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

HOLLYWOOD - Danica Patrick flew into Los Angeles' LAX Airport to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. As she was getting out of the Limo to go into the television studio a gust of wind suddenly hit causing her skirt to fly up exposi...
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Funny story: NASCAR Legend Richard Petty Hits Danica Patrick Below The Belt and She Hits Him Right Back

NASCAR Legend Richard Petty Hits Danica Patrick Below The Belt and She Hits Him Right Back

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick, the Darling of NASCAR, had just finished filming a public service commercial at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with Sporting Chance Magazine. Hercules Confetti aske...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...
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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Admits She's As Happy As A Gopher In Soft Dirt

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Admits She's As Happy As A Gopher In Soft Dirt

NEW YORK CITY - NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was in the Big Apple doing some last minute Christmas shopping. She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette who asked her how she'd been feeling lately. Danica responded by saying...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick Is A Big Hit As Co-Host Of The American Country Association Awards Show

Danica Patrick Is A Big Hit As Co-Host Of The American Country Association Awards Show

LAS VEGAS - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick co-hosted The ACA Award Show at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino along with country artist Trace Adkins. And the couple carried on so well one would have thought that they had done this before. Ev...
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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Says She Finds Ryan Seacrest To Be Quite Sexy

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Says She Finds Ryan Seacrest To Be Quite Sexy

TARZANA - Danica Patrick had just finished racing at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with The Turnstile Review. Ambrose Appomattox of TR asked her if there was a certain man in her life. The petite, sexy...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort

Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Sexy NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was in Albuquerque on a promotional tour for her new line of Danica Patrick Bikini Thong Panties®. She was asked by a reporter for a local newspaper to comment on the recent...
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Funny story: NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

AUSTIN - Danica Patrick was in Texas visiting an old boyfriend when she got the word that NASCAR had issued a statement that she will follow the NASCAR rules or else she will be subject to discipline including a fine and possible suspension. Miss...
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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House

MALIBU BEACH - Danica Patrick, who was recently divorced from Dr. Paul Hospenthal, has reportedly stated that she wants to give the single girl world a spin (no pun intended). Danica told Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review that she wants...
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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Denies The Rehab Rumors

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Denies The Rehab Rumors

TARZANA, California - The Queen of NASCAR, Danica Patrick was at The Gary Busey International Speedway filming a commercial for Cover Cutey Makeup. After she had finished she met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He asked her about...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick Agrees To Race In The Dubai 500

Danica Patrick Agrees To Race In The Dubai 500

NEW YORK CITY - Danica Patrick was visiting New York City when she was asked if it was true that she had agreed to enter The Dubai 500 auto race in September. Danica, who was dressed in a white NASCAR halter top and red, white, and blue shorts rep...
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Funny story: Tony Stewart to Race with One Leg Tied behind His Back

Tony Stewart to Race with One Leg Tied behind His Back

Speedway, Indiana - Two major fractures are not enough to keep NASCAR's Tony Stewart out of the driver's seat. The versatile racer, who fractured his leg in two places in a minor-league dirt track event, has ordered his medical team to position h...
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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick To Appear In A Sexy, Erotic Commercial

NASCAR's Danica Patrick To Appear In A Sexy, Erotic Commercial

LOS ANGELES - The Skintillating Suntan Lotion Company has just announced that it has signed NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick to appear in a commercial for its suntan product. A spokesperson for the suntan company stated that the Venice Beach base...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.
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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Wants To Be Admired For Her Racing Ability and Not For Her Sexy Body

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Wants To Be Admired For Her Racing Ability and Not For Her Sexy Body

TARZANA - Danica Patrick flew into Tarzana to do some on the track promotional commercials at the world famous Gary Busey International Speedway. While at the track she was interviewed by Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review. He asked her how...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Nude Magazine Spread

Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Nude Magazine Spread

LA BREA, California - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was having dinner with an old high school girlfriend at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner when talk got around to drag racer Courtney Force. Danica's friend, Brandy Sue Hickerhouser, told her ab...
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