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Funny story: Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Disney sues NASA: "Pluto is ours."

Reports today have emerged that conglomerate Disney is suing NASA over the naming rights of Pluto. The entertainment giants claim that the recent media interest given to the dwarf planet is detracting from their brand and causing them to lose tens of...
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Funny story: It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

After spending billions and billions on conquering space and bringing back a few stones, bits of dust and confirming the fact that no other living things exist in our solar system, scientists have decided to send spectacular images back from Pluto (I...
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Funny story: Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

Scientists Unveil Fartiest Galaxy

NASA Scientists unveiled detailed photos of the fartiest galaxy in the known universe.The Odor Difourus Gallaxy,located behind the belt of the Orion Constellation, which is now making it's decent in the summer sky of the Northern Hemisphere, is well...
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Funny story: Bright Lights On Ceres 'Just A Weather Balloon' Says NASA

Bright Lights On Ceres 'Just A Weather Balloon' Says NASA

Houston, TX-- Interesting photos of lights spotted on Ceres have spawned dozens of conspiracy theories across the Internet. The bright lights were observed by the New Horizons spacecraft as it approached Ceres last month. NASA wants to quash these...
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Funny story: NASA's study of magnetosphere has Obummer seeing red

NASA's study of magnetosphere has Obummer seeing red

President Barry Obummer is madder than Michelle on PMS at the news that the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA, for short) is spending one billion dollars "that could be better spent on propping up Obummercare," Prezident Obummer co...
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Funny story: NASA discovers the "Gods of Creation"

NASA discovers the "Gods of Creation"

NASA experts, have concluded that this universe was created by advanced life forms that live outside of the universe. "We have found conclusive evidence of their existence," said Ellen Stofan, NASA chief scientist. While mission control was co...
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Funny story: Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Dr. Isaac Dreamflogger, leading the successful Rosetta Mission to land a spacecraft on Comet 67P orbiting 310 million miles from earth has taken questions on the mighty achievement at a news conference in London. This is the first conference to be he...
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Funny story: Blue Peter To Catapult Food Parcels To Space Station

Blue Peter To Catapult Food Parcels To Space Station

Barni, Rustle and Radsy, Blue Petre presenters have today made a catapult out of Cornflake boxes to supply the astronauts on the International Space Station with food. The supply rocket exploded leaving the crew without food and although Russian f...
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Funny story: Voyager 1 probe only calls back Earth when it needs more money

Voyager 1 probe only calls back Earth when it needs more money

Tensions were evident in NASA yesterday when it was revealed that the space probe Voyager 1 had finally contacted back Earth, however it was later discovered that the satellite had called back simply to ask for more money to go out with friends whils...
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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Spots Lois Lerner's Emails Leaving Solar System in Secret Rocket

Hubble Telescope Spots Lois Lerner's Emails Leaving Solar System in Secret Rocket

Cape Canaveral, FL - NASA officials have announced the Hubble Telescope has spotted an object leaving our solar system at breakneck speed and believe the vessel is carrying Lois Lerner's missing IRS emails. The rocket was not launched by NASA...
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Funny story: Curiosity Mars Buggy Finds Solar System Control Box Behind Rock

Curiosity Mars Buggy Finds Solar System Control Box Behind Rock

The main control panel for the Earth, Mars, Sun, Moon and the rest of the Solar System has been found by the Curiosity Mars Vehicle. NASA has now admitted that this was the reason for the multi billion dollar mission. Steven Honking, the distingui...
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Funny story: NASA predicts Richard Branson's space travel pipe dream will bomb

NASA predicts Richard Branson's space travel pipe dream will bomb

Washington DC - Wannabe astronut Richard Branson is a complete charlatan whose daft Virgin Intergalactic Corp should be renamed Vergin' on the Ridiculous according to a NASA memo published this week. The world's premier space agency reckons decade...
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Funny story: Curiosity Kills The Cat

Curiosity Kills The Cat

Mars Rover "Curiosity" has killed the C.A.T or Computer Aided Telescope which detached itself after the vehicle hit a rock. The Cat began to purr and Meow loudly, then disappeared for a day. On its return it was captured on camera with a dead martian...
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Funny story: NASA Retracts Warning Of Imminent Cataclysmic Asteroid Impact With Earth

NASA Retracts Warning Of Imminent Cataclysmic Asteroid Impact With Earth

Washington D.C. - The United States' National Aeronautics and Space Administration, NASA, has retracted the warning it issued yesterday regarding a huge asteroid's imminent impact with Earth, which would have led to cataclysmic devastation of the ent...
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Funny story: God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

God reveals he uses mirrors to make universe look bigger

Scientists have discovered that the universe isn't is a big as previously thought. Suspicions started when a NASA satellite crashed into a large reflective surface found out in the Andromeda system. Many believed that a short circuit in the vessel h...
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Funny story: NASA Will No Longer Provide Russia With Mechanical Parts For Her Satellites

NASA Will No Longer Provide Russia With Mechanical Parts For Her Satellites

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center is that NASA will be making good on the threat they made to Russia one month ago. According to Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson, the government of Russia was told that if it invade...
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Funny story: 'Alien Autopsy' movie maker the secret mastermind behind lab-grown ET vaginas?

'Alien Autopsy' movie maker the secret mastermind behind lab-grown ET vaginas?

Roswell, Nevada - A film producer famous for his 'Alien Autopsy' documentary has been outed as the maverick genius behind a bio-engineering project to replace old, worn out and obsolete vaginas among female extraterrestrials. Ray Santilli, whose...
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Funny story: NASA Announces That They Have Fired The Fortune Teller That Was On Their Payroll

NASA Announces That They Have Fired The Fortune Teller That Was On Their Payroll

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the news media that they have fired the fortune teller that had been a part of their space administration staff. The story first came to light when discovered by Fitzwater Ribicoff wit...
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