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Labour Announce 'Glass of Water Tax' to fund NHS

Funny story: Labour Announce 'Glass of Water Tax' to fund NHS

Westminster was reeling earlier today when the Labour Party announced that, if elected, they would be taxing glasses of water to fund the NHS. "This follows on from yesterday's TV programme, where Myleene Klass criticised our Mansion Tax proposal,...

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Popstar to Operastar: Has The Fat Lady Sung?

Funny story: Popstar to Operastar: Has The Fat Lady Sung?

It's not over 'til the fat lady sings, but there are fears she may have already warbled the death notes for ITV's reality show Popstar to Operastar after ratings halved in just four weeks. Popstar was watched by 6.3 million viewers when its second...

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Susan Boyle 'Sex Contract' Hollywood A-Lister Named And Shamed - Exclusive!

Funny story: Susan Boyle 'Sex Contract' Hollywood A-Lister Named And Shamed - Exclusive!

Following recent revelations that Myleene Klass was offered a legally binding 'sex-contract' by an unnamed Hollywood A-Lister, Skoob Entertainment News can go one better than that. We can exclusively reveal that Scottish songbird Susan Boyle, who...

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My Klean Arse to replace Susan Greenfield at Royal Institution

Funny story: My Klean Arse to replace Susan Greenfield at Royal Institution

London - (Sky At Night): Myleene Klass (sic) has been tipped to replace hapless Barrenness (sic) Greenfield as the next CEO of the Royal Institution. The controversial knife-wielding burglar-defier and keen amateur astronomer is half scraggy-arsed...

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The right to self-defence - Reality Star speaks out

Funny story: The right to self-defence - Reality Star speaks out

Readers of the tabloids will be aware that Polly-thene Ass former reality pop singer and current underwear model has been cautioned by the Police for defending herself against garden invaders. Ass, or "Arnie" as her neighbours know her spoke to Ka...

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Myleene says thats not a knife this is a knife

Funny story: Myleene says thats not a knife this is a knife

Myleene Klass was confronted by a yobs brandishing a small knife ouside her kitchen window but instead of letting the yobs frighten her Myleene grabbed a large kitchen knife and shouted "call that a knife this is a knife." It was like a repeat of...

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Myleene has Klass

Funny story: Myleene has Klass

Myleene Klass is first class according to members of The W C Society in London who follow the beliefs of the comedian W C Fields who said "Anybody who hates children and dogs cannot be all bad" This follows an incident at Myleene Klasses home wher...

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Myleene Klass's Intruder complains about treatment

Funny story: Myleene Klass's Intruder complains about treatment

The Hoodie Boy who tresspassed on Myleene Klass's property this week has complained about his treatment to a local Newspaper. He is said to be horrified by his treatment at the hands of the pretty television presenter, after she shouted at him throu...

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Ant or Dec Set to Win 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here'

Funny story: Ant or Dec Set to Win 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here'

One of the Diminutive Short Arsed Chirpy Geordie's Ant or Dec is set to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as they are the only Celeb's left deep in Australian Jungle after all the other Celeb's hot footed it to the nearest Pub.

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