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A Day in the life - Tom from Myspace

Hello, You may remember me. You know you do? Tom? Tom from Myspace? I was your friend. I was everyone's friend on Myspace? Myspace? You must remember Myspace? Before Facebook? Before Selfies? Before Trump? Before Brexit? Before the Kardashian? What is wrong with you? Are you some type of Millenial? No, I was important to Generation X'rs. You don't what a Generation Xr is? No, well ask you...

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Tila Tequila Announces She's Pregnant. Crapola.

Funny story: Tila Tequila Announces She's Pregnant. Crapola.

Tila Tequila, the Babe Ruth of all social media whores, announced today that she is ten weeks pregnant with her first child, sending the soon to be father into a panic. For those of our readers born after 1992, Tila Tequila was the most popular i...

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Twitter Login Page Revelation That Facebook and Google and Myspace Don't Want you to Know About

Funny story: Twitter Login Page Revelation That Facebook and Google and Myspace Don't Want you to Know About

A leading computer networking company has revealed that there is an astonishing fact about Twitter's Login Page that Facebook and Myspace don't want us to know about. This incredible fact is that Twitter's Login page is considered prettier by 9...

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Man Not Going to Deactivate MySpace In Case He Hurts Its Feelings

LONDON - A local man, John Simmons, has stated to the press that he will not 'deactivate his MySpace' for the forseeable future. "After I heard that MySpace was losing hundreds of users a day, I felt kinda sorry for it, you know? I never use it -...

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Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Funny story: Myspace dies, thanks for the obit!

Funeral for a friend. - The once mighty social networking giant, Myspace, died yesterday afternoon after a long, hard-fought battle with Zuckerberginoma, a common form of web cancer caused by the Facebook virus. It was 7. Launched in the summer o...

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Myspace fights against loss of Market Share

Funny story: Myspace fights against loss of Market Share

Social networking site has been losing ground to Farcebook since its arch rival set up shop on the other side of the street. They tried a niche pop group advertising, but Farcebook groups had more adherants, and the bands abandoned Myspace in favour...

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Elegy on the Loss of MySpace Friends

Editorial From BC Bass' "Affairs of the Heart" Column: I lost a friend today. I don't even know how to respond to this loss. I mean, I had one feeling left and you just hurt it. I'm overwhelmed. Apparently, your profile no longer exists. You deleted it and canceled your account. I didn't just drive you from my site, I drove you from MySpace entirely. Was I so callous? Did my words hurt you?...

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Zoofuck, the Myspace for Real Animals!

Funny story: Zoofuck, the Myspace for Real Animals!

Most of us have enough trouble trying to get ourselves laid! But zookeeper Rubsem D'Riteway, spends most of his time as a mate procurer for the animal lonely hearts club. Koala bear Killarney tries to scratch out the eyes of every date they bring...

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MySpace Poster Outed as Fraud

Funny story: MySpace Poster Outed as Fraud

30 year old IT worker Greg Harlem sparked outrage when he revealed that he was not actually Nelsons Column and had been posing as the London based statue online for some time.

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Myspace registration mandatory for Utah residents by 2011

Funny story: Myspace registration mandatory for Utah residents by 2011

In what is sure to become a controversial new bill, the Utah State Senate passed a bill last Thursday requiring MySpace registration for all Utah residents by 2011. The bill is a sweeping attempt at cracking down on counterfeit driver's licenses...

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Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page infected with a virus; shutdown after five million hits...on it

Funny story: Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page infected with a virus; shutdown after five million hits...on it

Cyber Space - After receiving over five million hits, MySpace administrators discovered that Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page was carrying a little more than they bargained for. They discovered it was infected with a computer virus. Everyone who l...

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MySpace: The 21st Century Whorehouse

For purposes of identity protection, details concerning identities will not be exposed, either through this article or any subsequent communication with the author. Now, Onward!...

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Bush MySpaced Out

Funny story: Bush MySpaced Out

OUTRAGED Democrats last night called for President Bush to stand down after learning he had leaked vital defence plans on a MySpace page.

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Latest Social Network, Faux Cooze, Launches With Unprecedented Candor

Gil Saperstein, a Brown University sophomore double majoring in international finance and art history, is rocking the online world with the launch of FauxCooze, a new social network that strips pretense from its member profiles and resulting interact...

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Facebook Profiles to Replace CVs by 2010

Funny story: Facebook Profiles to Replace CVs by 2010

In its continuing bid to become more relevant to young people, the Government announced controversial new recruitment measures today. From 2010, applicants for any UK job vacancy will be required to submit a copy of their Facebook profile to potentia...

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MySpace Bans Ron Paul

Funny story: MySpace Bans Ron Paul

MySpace today banned Ron Paul from participating in the online service. New owner Rupert Murdoch said that Paul was bad for democracy. "Once people hear what he has to say, they like him," noted Murdoch, "and we can't have people m...

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Yahoo! and Myspace Anti-Ron Paul

Funny story: Yahoo! and Myspace Anti-Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Internet - Yahoo! and MySpace have allegedly been deleting comments and messages posted by Ron Paul supporters. Anyone who supports Ron Paul or leaves any messages or comments about Ron Paul is reportedly in danger of having t...

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Emo Protests

Funny story: Emo Protests

Thousands of fat teenagers and lazy emos are getting together for a mass cutting today in front of the MySpace.com HQ today after Tom posted a bulletin that he would be shutting down MySpace.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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