Jamal Smith woke to find many changes had been done to him. His dreadlocks were cut. Some of his muscle tissue was removed. He was also partially castrated.
There were injection marks on various parts of his body, and an adhesive electrocautery g...
After the resounding success of his Hollywood rebore and sleeve clinic to combat the Slack Alice Sydrome prevalent among celebrities of both sexes, Dr Herman H Clitterman has just announced a startling new project.
He is to return to his native Sw...
(Defecated News) The Former President of South Africa was yesterday rushed into hospital after what doctors described as 'a self-inflicting injury '
Mr Mandela was found on his bathroom floor last night by his nephew Bernard.
"He was lying on...
African women who practise the ancient art of 'Genital Mutilation' have spoken out against those who would put an end to their hobby, and have threatened to carry out further and more disgusting savag...
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