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Mutants at X-Men School Welcome the Rocket Man And the Orange Man.

After many years of pretending to be something they're not, the Rocket Man and the Orange Man have finally found their way home. They were welcomed by Dr.Charles Xavier, the school Headmaster. For those of you who don't know him, he is a top-notch...

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Stan Lee sets the record straight regarding The X-Men

SPARKS, NV -- In a recent exclusive interview with Transformation magazine, Stan Lee, the creator of most of the most successful comic books and superheroes of the period, set the record straight concerning The X-Men and their origins. "They're tr...

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Aliens Spotted Near W. Virginia Chemical Spill?

Funny story: Aliens Spotted Near W. Virginia Chemical Spill?

A report has appeared in the West Virginia Mountaineer that some guards have reported aliens or very freaky humans near the chemical spill there. "I hope it's not humans that are mutating into what we saw but maybe aliens from another planet might...

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Giant mutant fly created by Large Hadron Collider

Funny story: Giant mutant fly created by Large Hadron Collider

Urgent appeals for a very big fly swatter have been made by the LHC team in Switzerland afer a particle from an accelerator collided with a stray fly. The 10 metre wingspan fly soared out of the collision chamber and ate the operator's Coronation...

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X-Men inspires United States Military

Funny story: X-Men inspires United States Military

Following the recent release of X-Men: First Class, it has been revealed that the U.S. military has actually started searching for any evidence of mutant existence. Top military officials are investigating whether mutants actually did play a part...

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"Mutant Cure" Case To Go To Supreme Court.

Funny story: "Mutant Cure" Case To Go To Supreme Court.

Fourteen years after it first went before a jury, Summers vs. California --the first case when a Mutant-American was compelled by the Mandatory Mutant Gene Suppression Act of 2039 to accept the so-called "Mutant Cure"-- will heard before the US Supre...

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Japan Begs Americans to Stop Asking for Mutated Turtles

Funny story: Japan Begs Americans to Stop Asking for Mutated Turtles

Japan - After numerous attempts to create "Real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," Americans are now asking Japan to do it for them. Japan constantly refuses the request to make them. In one letter, Cindy Jilop, who still works at Pizza Hut at the a...

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Mutants Contemplate the Disaster in Japan

Funny story: Mutants Contemplate the Disaster in Japan

Most of the world can't imagine what it's like to live in Japan at the present time. No one, despite their political leanings can't really argue that it is a great human and environmental tragedy. However, there is a small sect of Earth's population that looks at the tragedy with curiosity and even hopefulness. On remote islands scattered throughout the seas, living in exile, are real like...

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New Species Delights Evolutionists

Funny story: New Species Delights Evolutionists

Evolutionists are today celebrating, after the discovery of a brand new species of aquatic life. The discovery was made by a local fisherman off the coast of Japan, right next to the tragic Fukushima Nuclear Plant. He told reporters "I knew as s...

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Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Funny story: Feral babies raid Tokyo liquor stores

Tokyo - According to the Tokyo police, several packs of screaming babies have invaded Tokyo liquor stores, crawling off with bottles of liquor. The strange behavior is thought to result from the combination of yellow rain, lack of water to make ba...

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Scientists Point to Royal Wedding Guest List as Reason "Cloning" is 'Affront to God!'

Funny story: Scientists Point to Royal Wedding Guest List as Reason "Cloning" is 'Affront to God!'

The Royal Institute of General Medical Science, noted for their study of Genes and DNA, said the upcoming wedding of Prince William will provide the setting for the largest gathering in history of mutant strains of human DNA. The Prince will marry...

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North Korean Experiments Leaving Giant Mutants In Ocean

Funny story: North Korean Experiments Leaving Giant Mutants In Ocean

Some of the secret projects of Kim Jong Il are starting to be leaked to the west by former North Korean scientists that have slipped out of Kim's grip by fleeing into China. One such person is Kali Liu. "We have been using some of the nuclear s...

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