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Newly Discovered Journal Reveals Hitler Meant Moustache to be Ironic

A journal recently discovered by historical researchers from the Institute of Hipsterism at the London Academy of Social Sciences reveals that Adolf Hitler originally grew his distinctive mustache as a joke. "I have adopted the most comical of mousta...

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The British 'Angry' Over Who Invented Monocles.

Funny story: The British 'Angry' Over Who Invented Monocles.

It all started with an episode of Top Gear. James May's exact words were: "Hang on who invented Monocles?" There was a sort of empty silence after that. 'The question came out of no where. It was completely off subject. It throw us all of gu...

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Moustache die-back disease spreading through Britain

Funny story: Moustache die-back disease spreading through Britain

Moustaches suspected of being infected with the killer tash die-back fungus have been found in privately owned facial hair in many parts of Norfolk, Scotland and Wales. The potential that outbreaks of the fungus have been found in home-grown moust...

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Victor Bout, 'Merchant of Death,' sentenced to wear mustache for life

When prosecutors asserted that former Soviet military officer sold weapons to Columbian rebels for the sole purpose of killing Americans, Bout stood and shouted, "It's a lie!" in front of a packed courtroom. "Those guns were never intended to ki...

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Movember a tashtastic success

Funny story: Movember a tashtastic success

The annual event that is Movember has been a massive success this year. Organisations the length and breadth of the UK have seen moustaches sprouting on millions of faces all in aid of prostate cancer research. "The entertainment Movember winners...

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QPR Village People beat Stoke bum fluff

Funny story: QPR Village People beat Stoke bum fluff

A heavily moustached QPR team had to man up and suck up the hairy banter when they fronted up against an ugly Stoke side on Saturday. "I told the lads before the game that they looked like a load of gay porn stars and that The Britannia Stadium i...

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Local Man Shaves Off Moustache

Funny story: Local Man Shaves Off Moustache

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today decided to come clean and freely admit to the world at large that he has shaved his moustache off. In explaining his extraordinary decision, Shuttlecock pointed out that he'd been observing for some time, that...

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Justin Bieber Claims Two-Bit Punk Look Only Temporary

Funny story: Justin Bieber Claims Two-Bit Punk Look Only Temporary

Teen heartthrob, Justin Bieber has just issued a public explanation why he is looking more and more like a two-bit punk every day. "I've stopped shaving so I can grow a mustache," said an enthusiastic Bieber. Unfortunately, coupled with his new h...

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Adolf Hitler Moustache Found In Trifle

Funny story: Adolf Hitler Moustache Found In Trifle

The moustache worn on his upper lip by the former German Chancellor, Adolf Hitler, has turned up in a trifle in East Germany. Marie Himmler, no relation to the head of the SS Gestapo, Heinrich Himmler, told journalists that she had made the trifle...

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Hairy Moment for the Brown Theory!

Funny story: Hairy Moment for the Brown Theory!

Scientists with long beards have discovered the reason that some males to grow hair on their upper lip. Fondness of the colour brown is now known to be the dominant factor in this phenomenon. Shaving historians (the people with knowledge of shavi...

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Zane Lamprey -To "Stache" or Not To "Stache!"

That zany Zane is at it again. Facial hair or no facial hair he is beloved by drinkers everywhere. Zane Lamprey, comedian, show host and seasoned drinker on the popular cable show "Three Sheets," is enlisting the help of his followers to answer the f...

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Hitler moustache look is the latest fashion rage, Brad Pitt-ler and actor Richard Herring (who! reincarnation of Charlie Chaplin, but less funny!) grew it!

Funny story: Hitler moustache look is the latest fashion rage, Brad Pitt-ler and actor Richard Herring (who! reincarnation of Charlie Chaplin, but less funny!) grew it!

Brad Pitt-ler in his latest Tarantino blockbuster and Richard Herring (lesser known than Brad but starring in Edinburgh as a Charlie Chaplin lookalike!) have created a fashion storm, THE HITLER MOUSTACHE! Prince Harry has also been sighted in his...

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First Frog to Grow Mustache in Recorded History

Funny story: First Frog to Grow Mustache in Recorded History

After 30 years of hard work, a group of scientists in Budapest have successfully made a frog grow a moustache for the first time in recorded history. "It's really a good, good feeling," says Oscar Schnippleton, one of the scientists on the project.

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Hitler's Moustache Found

Funny story: Hitler's Moustache Found

Hitler's moustache has been found in the city of Kiev. It is in the hands of Ukrainian Igor Abigun who inherited it from his grandfather who was serving with the Third Ukrainian Front of the Red Army when they swept into Berlin in 1945. "My grand...

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Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Funny story: Can you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?

Yesterday at the University of Brown Eyes an incredible high percentage of Students decided that a particular style of Tache gave the game away as they debated well in to the night trying to establish if you where able to spot a shirt lifter by the s...

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Moustaches Responsible for Millions of Deaths!

Funny story: Moustaches Responsible for Millions of Deaths!

Following a four year investigation it has come to the attention of anti- terrorism chiefs that throughout history, the people who have threatened world peace have all sported facial hair.

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Mark Lowton; The Man Behind the Mustache

Funny story: Mark Lowton; The Man Behind the Mustache

Mark Lowton. Who is he? Some believe him to be an international man of mystery and intrigue, hiding behind his position of editor at The Spoof magazine (such as James Bond did with Universal Export). Others believe him to be nothing more tha...

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The Spoof bought by Rupert Murdoch, Then Traded

Funny story: The Spoof bought by Rupert Murdoch, Then Traded

Rupert Murdoch continued the expansion of his media empire today by acquiring a little-known news website, TheSpoof.com. Murdoch then traded The Spoof to members of the Bancroft family, conditioned on their support for his takeover o...

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