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Funny story: Halal tap water causes outrage

Halal tap water causes outrage

First it was Subway that was selling halal meat, then Pizza Express, now it turns out halal produce is everywhere, including the water coming out of British taps. "This is an outrage," said Nick Farage, head of UKIP. "Why isn't this on the news?...
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Funny story: Missing married man wasn't on MH370, he was at his girlfriend's apartment, much to his wife's dismay.

Missing married man wasn't on MH370, he was at his girlfriend's apartment, much to his wife's dismay.

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia- 35 year old software engineer, Abu Panzer has "fessed up" to his wife after spending almost the last month hidden in his girlfriend's downtown apartment. His wife of 14 years dropped him off at KL International on the 8th...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Wondering If Jews Ever Got Swine Flu?

Mel Gibson Wondering If Jews Ever Got Swine Flu?

Mel Gibson may be slipping back into his old ways again and that's not good news for his fans. "No one wants him anymore and he was near the top of the trade about three years ago", stated one producer who knows Gibson and asked not to be named.
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Funny story: CAIR Honchos to Convene Obamacare Death Panels

CAIR Honchos to Convene Obamacare Death Panels

Omar Ahmad (CAIR President), Nihad Awad (CAIR Secretary & Treasurer), and Rafeeq Jaber (CAIR Vice President) and Ibrahim Hooper (Communications Director) were named to head the Obamacare Sunset panel, which is more commonly known as the Death Pan...
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Funny story: Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL

Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL safety Hamza Abdullah has just become the most despised man in the entire National Football League, even more so that Detroit's Ndamukong "The Brat" Suh. Hamza Abdullah, took the 2012 NFL season off with his brother fell...
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Funny story: God Takes Early Retirement Citing "Force of Circumstances"

God Takes Early Retirement Citing "Force of Circumstances"

At a hastily convened press conference in Heaven today, a depressed supreme deity who goes by the aliases of God, Jehovah, Yahweh and Allah announced that he could no longer carry on and was taking early retirement. Speaking in tongues, including...
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Funny story: Muslim Imam posing as Catholic Cardinal to become new Pope

Muslim Imam posing as Catholic Cardinal to become new Pope

The press is telling us that Pope Benedict XVI is resigning and an election will be held for a new Pope. However a spy who has infiltrated the Vatican had revealed that 120 Cardinals already elected a new Pope. His name is Cardinal Mohammed Hus...
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Funny story: Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr...
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Funny story: Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

AMERICAN FORK UT (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney announced Saturday his plan to rid the US of 500,000 Muslims with the stroke of his Presidential pen. He plans to give to Canada the four US cities with the highest population of Muslims: Detroit (300,000), an...
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Funny story: Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Boko Harem to bring out new CD

Terrorist organisation Boko Harem today admitted defeat at the hands of 1970' pop group sensation Procul Harem. In a letter to Gary Brooker, songwriter from the original chart-topping pop group, Mustapha Wierdbeard, PR officer from the terrorist o...
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Funny story: Cambridge Uni Greeting Advice Blasted By Controversial Academic

Cambridge Uni Greeting Advice Blasted By Controversial Academic

Keen to avoid upsetting Muslim or disabled students, authorities at Cambridge University have warned their academics against automatically shaking hands. They fear the traditional western greeting may cause offence to Muslim women and people with...
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Funny story: Muslim Woman Sues America - Expected To Receive Millions

Muslim Woman Sues America - Expected To Receive Millions

A Muslim woman is suing the people of the United States of America after enduring three years of totally ridiculous stereotyping and constant allegations that she is a terrorist, the Washington Times reported early Thursday. Sarammu Alhibbi Assab...
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Funny story: Virus alert: New Virus found

Virus alert: New Virus found

A new virus, Taqqya dot exe, has been found. It is first time that the virus has been detected and analyzed. The Trojan horses like Arabism, racism, Aryanism, Christianism, Islamism, Americanism, anti-Americanism, Eurocentricism, Hitlerism, Leftism active in the Western body politic and the West's addiction to crude oil had made its detection almost impossible so far. Because of these Trojan...
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Funny story: Is Obama A Giraffe? All Neck But No Ass (ACTION)

Is Obama A Giraffe? All Neck But No Ass (ACTION)

WASHINGTON: Although most American Muslims are satisfied with Obama, Jews have turned on him, as political novice Bob Turner defeated Democrat State Assemblyman David Weprin in a special election to fill the seat of disgraced Congressman Anthony Wei...
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Funny story: Heart Broken Doctor Returns Beloved Camel To Neighborhood Mosque

Heart Broken Doctor Returns Beloved Camel To Neighborhood Mosque

To the casual observer, it should not surprise anyone that after two weeks Dr. Billingsgate has given up on Islam. In his rejection of this religion embraced by a billion of followers, it wasn't the thought of losing the opportunity to frolic around...
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Funny story: Allies to use weaponry made from pork

Allies to use weaponry made from pork

Recent rhetoric emerging from Tripoli exhorts Islamic fundamentalists to keep fighting, as dying in battle for their God is the greatest honour. MI6 have been working hard to find a solution to this depth of extremism, and they have come up with...
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Funny story: Why is the wearing of a veil considered so 'bad' by some people that they want it banned?

Why is the wearing of a veil considered so 'bad' by some people that they want it banned?

It is difficult to believe, in this day and age, that women are not allowed to dress the way they wish when it comes to covering their heads and/or wearing a veil. It is their choice for the most part, according to articles in the British newspapers. It would be much more appreciated, by many folk, if the 'clothes police' banned the outfits that some girls and women wear which show far too m...
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Funny story: Religious book burning sparks riot

Religious book burning sparks riot

A riot today broke out in the canteen of Oxshirebridge University, as news filtered through that a student capable of thinking for himself, had burnt a copy of the 'Origin of Species', the Holy book of the evolutionist cult. As many as three cre...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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