There are many things that are allowed at music festivals in the UK and many that are not, but the latest thing to be banned has sent vegans and fruit lovers into furious rants!
Yes readers of this fab spoof, they have banned PINEAPPLES! Now Jagge...
The news of the cancellation of the supermarket chain Morrisons' inaugural music festival the other week was met with sadness. Excitement for the other forthcoming supermarket commissioned festivals however has only rocketed.
The Morrisons festival, 'MFEST', was to be held in Leeds. As well as offering up cookery workshops with celebrity chef Aldo Zilli and kids' art and craft stalls there was...
INDIO, California - Katy Perry showed up at The Coachella Music Festival wearing pink Daisy Duke shorts, a Los Angeles Dodgers jersey, a Chicago Bulls cap, and sporting a brand new hair look in regards to color.
The big-eyed Perry proudly boasted...
The United Kingdom Library Association's annual gathering was 'utterly ruined' says their President, Lynnette Nanook, 68.
Nanook, who has been President for over 25 years, told us she has never seen such behaviour at a UKLA event in all her days.
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