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Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 7: Recitals

The Case Against Recreation - Part 7: Recitals

Recitals- The smallest and cheapest, but often the most artistically rich type of musical event. The recital is usually a solo performance featuring a virtuoso musician-or a rank amateur who can't get any other gig. The small-scale venue is an intimate setting ideal for maximizing the entertainment experience. The only problem is when someone farts the sound and smell is much more...
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Funny story: Ex-police worker caught downloading Justin Bieber

Ex-police worker caught downloading Justin Bieber

A former civilian police employee has appeared before court after secretly downloading Justin Bieber's music at home, a court heard. Michael Dale, 33 was also an army reserve officer dealing with cadets since 1999 and working for the charity, Acti...
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Funny story: Music Chart Overhaul Throws Up A Surprise

Music Chart Overhaul Throws Up A Surprise

From today, the UK music chart is being published on Fridays, and will be based on a new algorithm for calculating positions from a range of sources. Unfortunately, this has coincided with changes to the days on which new music is released, and the...
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Funny story: Bono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists

Bono, Gabriel Slam "Pathetic" Wagner Apologists

Many music critics view Wagner's music as problematic because of the composers' anti-Semitic views, and many argue that his classic works of opera are inseparable from his hatred of Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees. So, we've asked a couple of real music experts (not some pathetic, pedantic, mainstream, dusty old music critics), to give their two (million) cents worth on this on...
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Funny story: Dawkins/Dennett/Pinker/Harris Boyband Release Baywatch Tribute

Dawkins/Dennett/Pinker/Harris Boyband Release Baywatch Tribute

In order to facilitate the public communication and popularisation of science (as distinguished from mere 'vulgarisation,' science forbid… Professors Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Steven Pinker and Sam Harris have formed a (post-)80s boyband supergroup: the Non-Dumb-Dumb-Boys. In doing so, they intend to convince arrogant, complacent, self-indulgent pomo humanities scholars and students o...
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Funny story: Nuisance neighbour booted out of council house after subjecting residents to peace and quiet

Nuisance neighbour booted out of council house after subjecting residents to peace and quiet

A man who let his neighbours get a peaceful nights sleep by failing to repeatedly play loud music has been evicted from his home. South Tyneside Council's Anti-Social Behaviour Unit received complaints over five years regarding the behaviour of Gr...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Rips Out Tony Bennett's Rotator Cuff

Lady Gaga Rips Out Tony Bennett's Rotator Cuff

New York, NY - Crooner Icon, Tony Bennett, had to undergo emergency rotator cuff surgery on his right shoulder this week, and reps for the 89-year-old singer are squarely blaming new sidekick, Lady Gaga, for the debilitating ailment. The two singers...
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Funny story: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Opens Inductee Nursing Home Next Door

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Opens Inductee Nursing Home Next Door

CLEVELAND - A little known news item from the recent 2015 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies which saw musical legends like Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lou Reed, and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, to name a few, inducted into the Rock Hall, was the op...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Now North Korea's Biggest Star!

Katy Perry Now North Korea's Biggest Star!

Pyongyang, North Korea - I guess it might be starting to appear to any good militaristic overlord that it is just getting harder and harder these days to keep a nice healthy dictatorship going. Firstly, there's the expense of it all, and then you've...
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Funny story: Motley Crue's Final Tour Won't Be Their Final Tour, But Their Next-to-the-Next-to-the-Next Final Tour

Motley Crue's Final Tour Won't Be Their Final Tour, But Their Next-to-the-Next-to-the-Next Final Tour

Motley Crue's Final Tour, which the bad-boys band has dubbed "The All Bad Things Must Come to an End Tour," won't be their final tour. They've rearranged things to make it the band's next-to-the-next-to-the-next final tour. "It's not official y...
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Funny story: Megasauras Guitarist Duane Hyman's new album helped along by spiritualist Cynthia Arbuckle

Megasauras Guitarist Duane Hyman's new album helped along by spiritualist Cynthia Arbuckle

Duane Hyman' s latest album was written with help of spiritualist Cynthia Arbuckle by speaking to the guitarist whilst he was clinically dead. As you will recall, Duane Hyman, guitarist for Megasauras passed away during a recent press conference but...
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Funny story: Music Trend: 'Drool' Poised To Surpass 'Teardrop' in Pop Song Lyrics

Music Trend: 'Drool' Poised To Surpass 'Teardrop' in Pop Song Lyrics

The music industry, currently on an endless cycle reinvention to keep up with the listening patterns of fans, is coming to grips with the latest study released by trend watcher Faith Popcorn. From Popcorn's website BrainReserve, artists and music exe...
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Funny story: Britney Spears upstaged by Ariana Grande

Britney Spears upstaged by Ariana Grande

Britney Spears barely had a chance to accept her award for Best Female Video at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards before Beck rushed the stage, enraged and red faced, grabbed the microphone out of the startled old timer and aired his objections. "I'm s...
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Funny story: Nickelback, S Club 7 and Jack Whitehall Announced as the 2015 Glastonbury Headliners

Nickelback, S Club 7 and Jack Whitehall Announced as the 2015 Glastonbury Headliners

After months of speculation the line-up for the monumental annual music festival has been announced with the headliners of the prestigious Pyramid Stage being bland Canadian hard rock 4-piece Nickelback, irritating late 90s pop pipsqueaks S Club 7 an...
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Funny story: Unprecedented Vatican Scandal: German Infidel Canonised

Unprecedented Vatican Scandal: German Infidel Canonised

A scandalous leaked document from the Vatican highlights an utterly disgraceful and absolutely unbelievable lapse of judgment on the part of top Church authorities, which will almost certainly make the Church's reputation plummet to unprecedented dep...
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Funny story: Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title

Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title

KANSAS CITY, MO - In a thrilling World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Kansas City Royals, in which both teams seemed evenly matched, the title came down to one small difference - one team had a kick-ass song from the late 70'...
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Funny story: Jeff Lynne 'Oasis are Shit'!

Jeff Lynne 'Oasis are Shit'!

ELO frontman Jeff Lynne has launched an astonishing attack on 90s sensations Oasis calling the band and their music 'shit'. In an interview with Rolling Rock magazine, Lynne says Noel Gallagher is a 'Jessie', and 'a talentless one at that'. 'T...
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Funny story: Improv Group "Pretty Sure" There Was No One In The Audience

Improv Group "Pretty Sure" There Was No One In The Audience

The Cincinnati comedy group "Plumbers Delight" artistic director Jake Hertnett said he was almost positive that the group performed an entire 90 minute show for empty chairs last Friday night. "The group has had some challenges" said Hertnett...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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