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National Treasures to be Housed in Museum

Funny story: National Treasures to be Housed in Museum

Britain's National Treasures, including the likes of Julie Walters and Dame Judi Dench, are to be rounded up and housed in a museum it was announced today. The new Culture Secretary, Karen Bradley today unveiled her plans stating that it was vita...

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Michelle Duggar's Uterus Will be Preserved in The Smithsonian Museum

History must remember a woman who has given birth to nineteen children, according to Dr. Chaim Pipick, head curator for the Smithsonian. The Smithsonian approached Michelle Dugger and her husband with the proposal that Ms Dugger's uterus should be...

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Israel builds National Center for Ancient Artefucts

Funny story: Israel builds National Center for Ancient Artefucts

Jerusalem - Stuffed in a narrow space between the Mound of Olives and the Bob Marley Wailing Wall a new glass and steel erection is springing up to accommodate loads of ancient Jewish tat. Two million Old Testament-era artefucts including the worl...

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Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

Funny story: Lupita Nyong'o Winner of The Academy Award For Best Actress For The Film 12 Years A Slave Said That Spike Lee Tried To Buy Her Oscar

HOLLYWOOD - Kenyan actress Lupita Nyong'o said that she still cannot believe that she beat out such noted actresses as Julia Roberts and Jennifer Lawrence in the Academy Awards Best Supporting Actress Category. Nyong'o who said she is a big fan of...

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Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Funny story: Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Just about a month ago, British scientists thought that they had found the reason an Egyptian Statue in the museum was moving after being left alone, apparently on it's own. After careful study, it was determined that it was not due to an ancient...

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Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

Funny story: Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

No sooner was it announced that Brent, a 37-year-old Louisiana chimp, had won first prize in a chimpanzee art contest (read about it here on TheGuardian.com website) than the chimp called a lawyer to complain that the sanctuary where he lived would b...

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The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

Funny story: The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

HAMBURG, Germany - The great big yellow submarine that looms over the entrance to The Beatlemania Museum in downtown Hamburg will soon be sailing away for parts unknown. Loretta Piffinshaw with London's Ta Ta For Now News traveled to the German ci...

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Would you visit movie museums?

Funny story: Would you visit movie museums?

Lately museums have been keen to attract broader audiences and they have increasingly been using popular culture to do this. Movies are an obvious source for audience development. Yes, there are movie museums but no specialist ones. Here are a few suggestions with some suggested marketing slogans: The Godfather Museum - A visit you can't refuse The Terminator Museum - You'll be back The Gone...

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Museums Rocking in Partnership

Funny story: Museums Rocking in Partnership

Museums have been encouraged to work in partnership lately. So the news that 70s US rockers Cheap Trick have decided to open a museum/restaurant combo in Chicago is the way forward for these institutions. Inspired by this I went into the attic to find my cardboard box of vinyl rock and I believe I have come up with the future for bands that no longer attract the younger listener and therefore...

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Battleship 'Iowa' Becomes Museum: what are the possibilities?

Funny story: Battleship 'Iowa' Becomes Museum: what are the possibilities?

In the long tradition of ship museums the US battleship Iowa is to become a museum in Los Angeles. The UK has many warship museums (HMS Victory, the Mary Rose, HMS Warrior and HMS Belfast). The USA has a growing number as well. The latest is the Iowa; which, although even older than me, was still an operating warship until relatively recently. Thus controversy has inevitably followed the decisi...

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Kate Gosselin Furious As She Sees A Text Message From Boyfriend Steven Tyler To Kat Von D

Funny story: Kate Gosselin Furious As She Sees A Text Message From Boyfriend Steven Tyler To Kat Von D

CALABASAS, California - Kate Gosselin and Steven Tyler visited the town of Calabasas where back in 1805, the explorers Lewis and Clark reportedly spent an entire evening gang whooping-it-up with their Shoshoni Indian guide Sacajawea of the American d...

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They've Gorn Orf To Live In The Tower!

Funny story: They've Gorn Orf To Live In The Tower!

The Queen and Prince Philip have moved home to Her Majesty's Royal Palace and Fortress 'The Tower of London'. The decision has been taken because of the recent riots in the capital. The plan now is for Buckingham Palace to become a new London museum.

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Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

Funny story: Elin Nordegren Shocks Her New Billionaire Boyfriend By Telling Him He Will Not Get Past 'Third Base'

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sweden's richest woman Elin Nordegren who came about her $342 million from her divorce settlement from Tiger Woods aka "Dick With Feet" has laid down the ground rules to her new boyfriend one of Sweden's richest bachelor's James "...

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New Museum in Oldham charts the rise of the Zebra Crossing

Funny story: New Museum in Oldham charts the rise of the Zebra Crossing

Lottery funding has been secured to create the world's first Zebra Crossing Museum in Oldham, near Manchester. "We think the time is right to examine the history of the Zebra Crossing," said curator, Trevor Lichtenstein. "This is a very interestin...

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Children's Museum Beset by Problems

Funny story: Children's Museum Beset by Problems

Sofa, Iowa - folks in this river city town were delighted when a consultant suggested a children's museum as a way to draw people away from more popular Iowa tourist destinations. An editorial in the local paper even suggested that the museum cou...

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In A Shocking Development Heidi Montag's Wax Museum Figure Is Found To Be 80 Percent Plastic!

Funny story: In A Shocking Development Heidi Montag's Wax Museum Figure Is Found To Be 80 Percent Plastic!

LONDON - The curator for London's premier Wax Museum has just issued a press release regarding their latest wax figure. Tickety Boo News has reported the shocking story that the wax figure of American reality show participant Heidi Montag, unlike...

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Paul McCartney Visits The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool

Funny story: Paul McCartney Visits The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool

LIVERPOOL - Sir Paul McCartney flew into his home town of Liverpool to visit the Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum which houses hundreds of Beatles memorabilia, relics, and artifacts. McCartney had heard about the museum being broken into on...

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The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

Funny story: The Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum In Liverpool Has Been Broken Into

LIVERPOOL - The curator of the Beatles Magical Mystery Strawberry Rain Museum Bickerton T. Featherstone has reported that overnight thieves broke into the museum and made off with some valuable Beatles memorabilia, artifacts, mementos, and relics.

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