Emily Harrison, Britain's oldest woman has contacted police, afraid for her life.
"She believes that Maggie Davies of Kings Close in Dorking is gunning for her, in order to take the title of oldest woman in Britain for herself," said Detective Ins...
Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the two DJs at the centre of the Kate Middleton prank-call controversy, have died in apparently unrelated accidents while undergoing surgery at the same hospital in Sydney.
Greig, 30, who had been admitted to St.Vi...
Law enforcement has finally identified the anonymous canine that was involved in the bizarre bestiality-homicide case that has rocked the underpinnings of British high society.
It was only a few short weeks ago that Scotland Yard arrested the proc...
A serial killer has appealed against his life sentence for multiple murder, claiming that he has been suffering from a serious mental illness that causes him to kill people.
Trucker Al Killigan, 42, from Bishop's Kumquat, was arrested earlier this...
NEVADA STATE PENETENTARY (ABSNN) - O. J. Simpson is offering to sell the knife that was used to slay his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, for the sum of $5 million. Guards at NSP immediately tossed his cell but found nothing other than a ba...
The running of the shrews
Every Wednesday the newspaper prints the local supermarket insert with all the coupons and "two-fers." If you are a man and you need groceries, don't go to the market on Wednesday. You will surely suffer a misadventure; you might even die!
I know that in this economy people are looking for ways to save a nickel. Coupon clipping adds a few pennies to the weekly fo...
A man who was convicted of a brutal murder twenty-five years ago was released today and he has vowed to clear his name. Mr John Ripper believes a combination of his surname, his "haunting eyes" and his inability to pronounce his "Hs" had convinced pe...
Republican Senator Atit Again has shocked America with his justification of murder 'if the person wanted it all the time'.
The Senator claimed that many people, especially women who were attractive, wanted to be murdered. It was part of a real man...
WASHINGTON, DC - On Sunday, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney criticized the current punishment system and announced that he will revolutionize the death penalty by instituting a new system if elected.
"Public executions are the answer...
Monday 9th July 2012
Topic: Crime - Murder
"Man died after stabbing in Nottingham"
Source: Nottingham Police Site
Extract: A man who died after sustaining injuries during the early hours of this morning was stabbed, police have tonight confirmed.
A Home Office post-mortem examination confirmed the cause of death as a stab wound to the leg.
The victim, who is believed to be in h...
Sunday 24th June 2012
Topic: Crime - Murder
"Nottingham man appears in court over stabbing death"
Source: BBC News
Extract A 21-year-old Nottingham man has appeared before city magistrates charged with murder.
Marcin Cwiakalo, of Osborne Street, Radford, was remanded in custody and is due to appear at Nottingham Crown Court on 25 June.
He is accused of fatally stabbing Mark Blade...
An Australian Coroner has finally closed the case file on one of Australia's longest running murder mysteries.
In the Darwin Magistrates Court today, Coroner Sheila Castlemaine-XXXX made a landmark ruling in the notorious 1980 'A Cry In The Dark'...
MIAMI FL - Dr. Echeeks mother, Jane, finally agreed to talk to TheSpoof.com when we bribed her with a bottle of gin. The in-depth interview sheds some light into the life and times of Dr. Echeeks.
AB: What was the first sign that your son was troubled?
Jane: Well, he used to set ants on fire with a Fresnel lens. Then he would bend down and inhale the smoke. He kept doing this till he would...
Inspector Corner, Detective Pong, Sergeant Hump and Constable Hall had all journeyed from Scotland Yard in the special Ford Anglia overhead camshaft pursuit vehicle, in response to a call from Sussex Constabulary about an exploding butler.
The Ford Anglia had a synchromesh gearbox and vacuum-powered windscreen wipers and it was a remarkable vehicle. It inspired many remarks, especially when peo...
'That was the local force from Rottingdean', said Inspector Dirk 'Cast Iron' Alibi; 'the butler has exploded at Hump Hall and they're calling the Yard in to investigate.'
Inspector Corner, of the Yard, placed the receiver down and turned to Detective Pong, "We got to go and investigate an exploding Butler at Hump Hall in Sussex Pong.
"Where's Sussex Pong Sir?" asked the Detective.
"No Pon...
London Metropolitan police have called in an expert to help solve the mystifying mystery of the mysterious death of mystery man Gareth Williams.
"What we know," said Detective in Charge, DI Sue Tecase, "is that he was in a bag, dead, and worked fo...
I'm a vegetarian. I don't like to kill living things. Honestly, I don't even like to kill plants if I can avoid it.
As far as food is concerned, I shop at the grocery store. I buy my vegetables butchered and frozen.
If I do have to kill a plant, I do it quickly, so that it's as painless as possible--painless, that is, for me.
Sometimes, when I take a shortcut, I feel guilty for not usi...
SANFORD, FL - Voice analysis experts examining audio evidence in the Trayvon Martin case have determined that the voice heard yelling for "help" in the 911 calls likely belonged to Trayvon Martin, and not George Zimmerman. In response, Sanford P...