Notable-Public-Figure and Establishment-Career-Dynamic David Cameron has decided that the Tories have failed to successfully integrate enough marginalised communities, so that they will just shut the hell up and stop making trouble.
Admittedly, he put it rather more delicately like that, but (achingly-non-)arguably no less extravagantly:
Now hearken unto me when I quoth this, dearest sillyb...
"What was all that abaht Fred, you've gone n upset that Irish gaffer right good n proper."
"Paddy the bloody plonker 'e is. Stands there tellin' me I'm a raceeist just 'cause I tells 'im I don't wanna pint o' Guinness. Twat!"
"Gotta be careful these days Fred, yer can't go rahnd makin' racist remarks mate."
"Raceeist remarks? I was up at the the bar t' get me rahnd in, Paddy comes along t...
Chaos reigned at the New Oasis Bar & Grill last night during the weekly Karoake contest when passer's by were outraged over performances deemed "racist and insensitive' by the slightly inebriated contestants.
The newly formed 'Manchester Sensi...
I can't afford a 50" HD LCD TV with Freeview. Stuck as I am in a poverty trap on a State Pension this sort of thing is out of my reach. However this is seriously infringing my Human Right to a higher standard of living than what I can afford. It's discrimination, mate, that's what it is, because I'm entitled to one, and that's good enough for me. SO - I think I'll try the European Court of Human R...
The sale of purple potatoes is causing quite a stir the length and breadth of Christendom today as healthful housewives are purchasing the puce produce by the pan-load.
The reason for the sudden interest in the beta version of this newly tried and...
Let's take a look at a morning in the life of one unemployed 62 year old gentleman. (Name witheld because we do not want T G Chambers to be identified)
0500hrs: He wakes to the sound of the alarm on his Japanese made alarm clock, he rises and goes to his WC, shaves using his German made razor, washes and dries himself on his made in Italy, Irish linen towel, in his Korean made slippers, and the...
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