Tottenham 'otspur manager, 'arry Redknapp, on a recent trip to Madrid has been mugged. 'Arry was visiting a Real Madrid v Athletico Madrid game when suddenly two illegal immigrants dropped on their knees in front of him. 'Arry fought they were Garef...
The following statement was given to the Nottingham police, by a 65 year old, 5'3" tall, made redundant, overweight, bald, bespectacled, hearing aids wearing, depressed, cardiac suffering, arthritic, lesser endowed man, after he'd decided to take a walk for the first time in years through the Nottingham Arboretum, to feed the ducks, in an effort to cheer himself up a bit.
On Friday 1st October,...
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