Senator Feinstein and CIA head John Brennan's squabble over spying on the senate oversight committee reached new heights of rancour at Madison Square Garden last night.
The New York Times reports these opponents created an "unsavory melee" and "v...
WASHINGTON,DC (ABSNN) A joint session of the House and Senate approved the cancellation of the 2012 Presidential election today in favor of "Armed, one-to-one combat," to settle the thing once and for all.
"We're tired of hanging chads (W), elect...
A hitherto thoroughly unreliable news source contacted Skoob News today, claiming that occasionally bad-tempered and much loathed celeb bap-flasher Katie Price has been taking mud wrestling lessons.
It's widely thought that if the unsubstantiated...
Georgina Baillie, the girl at the centre of the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross telephone prank scandal, has gone on record as saying she has accepted a challenge from Ross' wife, Jane Goldman, to settle their dispute with a bout of Mud Wrestling.
In an attempt to discredit the Republican vice-presidential nominee, fifty-something political pundit Arianna Huffington has challenged forty-something Alaska governor Sarah Palin to three rounds of mud wrestling.
"We are going to roll around in t...
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