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Funny story:  World Cup souvenir lets fans control time

World Cup souvenir lets fans control time

Z├╝rich, Switzerland - Busy soccer fans can now extend their hectic days with a new World Cup innovation from FIFA. Called My Time™, the futbol souvenir puts the power of soccer scheduling into the hands of ordinary spectators. Delivered wit...
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Funny story:  Palin: Impeach LeBron As King Of Basketball

Palin: Impeach LeBron As King Of Basketball

PANDERING FALLS, ALASKA -- Sarah Palin is calling for the impeachment of LeBron James as the king of basketball, noting his pursuit of a max deal at the expense of loyalty to his most recent employer, the Miami Heat, is despicable, reprehensible, loa...
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Funny story:  Rick Warren, Cardinal Baloney Give Advice To Obama

Rick Warren, Cardinal Baloney Give Advice To Obama

In the U.S., critics say, the terms "faith based," "religion," and "family values" cut off thinking in the American brain, generating endorphins and sometimes evoking nods and smiles. Now, after the Hobby Lobby decision allowing "faith based" tigh...
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Funny story:  Royals Donate Their Dead Horses To Food Centres For The Poor

Royals Donate Their Dead Horses To Food Centres For The Poor

Dead nags, ponies and racehorses will be dragged to soup kitchens and refuges on Princess Annie's suggestion, it was revealed to our Royal correspondent this morning". "Watch this space" said the philanthropic Princess, "we may be sending grouse,...
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Funny story:  Big Brother Rises from the Grave

Big Brother Rises from the Grave

Dame Flossy, now acting on behalf of the Establishment to cover up any and every sexual misdeed in the past, has been visited by her deceased brother Lord Haverstack who was dealing with this very issue on behalf of the Establishment in the 1980's.
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Funny story:  Abu Bakr Al-Baaghdadi gives latest speech from the back of "pimped up" gold-plated limo

Abu Bakr Al-Baaghdadi gives latest speech from the back of "pimped up" gold-plated limo

The hate preacher and ISIS leader was mocked for flashing an expensive watch during one of his speeches recently. However the radical terrorist has caused further controversy by releasing his latest hate-filled speech which was filmed at the back of...
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Funny story:  German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

German Coach sacked for below-average 7-1 victory over Brazil

German football coach Joachim Low was fired from his position as manager of the German national side at the World Cup today. The German papers had already been clamouring for his head after making the nation of Germany suffer the humiliation of...
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Funny story:  Poodle Glass - Google's Shocking Amendment

Poodle Glass - Google's Shocking Amendment

And BOOM!!! Google HQ exploded to bits. Just as they had their amazing "Google Glass" on the Product Line. "Google thought everything was over", said Google C.E.O Larry Smith. "Alas, until thy young , innocent pink poodle appeared from out of the...
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Funny story:  New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

Mexico's criminal underworld has taken a dark turn with the rise of new criminals known as, 'super cyber scientific secret base bad guys.' The fight against crime called for an out of towner. An unknown police man who believes his dog is a robot.
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Funny story:  French Tarts Provided For Cabinet Ministers At Taxpayers'  Expense

French Tarts Provided For Cabinet Ministers At Taxpayers' Expense

Cabinet Ministers were provided with French tarts to help them to relax after tough meetings, it is claimed by a former civil servant. The whistleblower used to blow a whistle after the meetings had concluded, to act as a signal for an accomplice to...
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Funny story:  George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Kidnapped!

George Bush Jnr. has been kidnapped while on a fishing trip to Vancouver. A letter delivered to the editor of the Vancouver Sun stated.... "I and my warriors have kidnapped the sonofabitch on behalf of our noble ancestors. He will be released when...
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Funny story:  Scottish Secret Military Satellite Launch Delayed As No-One Had A Light For The Blue Touch Paper

Scottish Secret Military Satellite Launch Delayed As No-One Had A Light For The Blue Touch Paper

A proposed top secret military defence satellite launch from Glasgow Mission Control missed a launch window by minutes today when it was realised that no one had brought a lighter to light the blue touch paper with. Another launch window is avai...
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Funny story:  $3.7 billion requested to handle influx of Obama's undocumented brats

$3.7 billion requested to handle influx of Obama's undocumented brats

Washington - Congress is being asked to stump up nearly four billion dollars to successfully implement a credible narrative that will take care of an influx of the President's Mexican offspring. Big checks are expected to come from budgets run by...
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Funny story:  Tween Girl's Sleepover Set to Cause Distress to Teen Brother

Tween Girl's Sleepover Set to Cause Distress to Teen Brother

A sleepover consisting of twelve pre-teen girls planned for tomorrow night will most likely cause distress to the teenage brother of the girl at whose house the event will take place. Twelve year old Elisa McArthur, who turns 12 years old today, i...
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Funny story:  Big Bang Theory Cancelled

Big Bang Theory Cancelled

The Big Bang Theory is being permanently pulled as the creators of the show, Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, have been arrested on suspicion of fraud, with the pair believed to have created numerous ghostwriters with them both pocketing their pay. Sus...
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Funny story:  Rick Perry: "Illegal Children Taking Over Favorite Wal-Mart"

Rick Perry: "Illegal Children Taking Over Favorite Wal-Mart"

Texas Gov Rick Perry said in an emotional interview today that his favorite Wal-Mart is being over-run with illegal children! "I couldn't even get to the snack bar" a frustrated Perry proclaimed "it was like Korea in there"! Concerns about the...
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Funny story:  Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...
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Funny story:  Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Everyone knows Alec Baldwin, surely? And you might think that he is the only Baldwin, or maybe he has one brother, probably Stephen. You'd only know that because you saw him on late night tv or in that one good movie where he played an escape c...
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The Supreme Court of America today ruled that a newborn baby has in fact no legal right to its mother's milk and that an attorney must be appointed on its behalf to sign an agreement permitting access. Lawyers have unanimously welcomed the ruling.

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