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Funny story: Scarlett Johanson insults Fifty Shades of Grey

Scarlett Johanson insults Fifty Shades of Grey

Hollywood- Scarlet Johanson, reveals her total ignorance with unflattering remarks of the 2015 American erotic romantic drama film, Fifty Shades of Grey. Johanson, a female actress who lives a dull sex life, and who has clearly never seen the fil...
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Funny story: Director Clint Eastwood Saw Oscar Snub Coming But Shocked That His "Horse Cock of Hoboken" Didn't Sweep The Rodgers

Director Clint Eastwood Saw Oscar Snub Coming But Shocked That His "Horse Cock of Hoboken" Didn't Sweep The Rodgers

Hollywood, CA - Being snubbed by Hollywood for American Sniper was "to be expected," said center-right director Clint Eastwood, "but I expected the minds of the Rodger voters would be more open to a patriotic theme." Last night's Rodger's, the Po...
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Funny story: Big budget movies get swept under the rug

Big budget movies get swept under the rug

Hollywood, CA- Hollywood studios are having a difficult time achieving unbiased results from their experimental, marketing research using human guinea pigs. Every film they have marketed, received bad result from crowds of educated theatergoers i...
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Funny story: Theres no business like dough business!

Theres no business like dough business!

Hollywood is all agog today with the news that Sly Stallone is considering making Expendables 8 in little 'ole Eng-er-land, or to be more precise, West Yorkshireland. Ironically, the unusual location came about due to Sly being offered a heap of b...
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Funny story: For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

HURRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD! -- For some 500 former employees, Traumworks is no longer a dream workplace. In fact, for the terminated workers, it's not even a dream job anymore. The animation studio was once the darling of Tinsel Town, but, due to a stri...
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Funny story: Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Look out, Tinsel Town! Tired of being an entertainment middleman, Amazon.com has announced that it's going into the film-making business. "We're producing a movie a month," Amazon Studios Vice-President in Charge of Vice, Leroy Price, crowed. T...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Hollywood, CA - After being asked why he no longer does any films where he portrays an American, the Kentucky native replied that he "has forgotten how to speak with an American accent." After the success of the box-office juggernaut film serie...
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Funny story: "Terror Tales will Come True" Blockbuster on the Way

"Terror Tales will Come True" Blockbuster on the Way

Hot on President Obama's blessing to release the new Bond Movie SPECTRE and his endorsement of the anti-North Korean film "The Interview", Hollywood is soon to release a new movie called, "Terror Tales will Come True". The film will be a One Bare Leg production under the Warner Bros label in conjunction with Rockefeller Enterprises, Happy Films, Pike Inc, Con-Artists Media Corp, Two-Thumbs-Up-...
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Funny story: Stallone on Latest Rambo Role: "It's a Bitch Getting Old"

Stallone on Latest Rambo Role: "It's a Bitch Getting Old"

HOLLYWOOD - Tweeting the other day, Sylvester Stallone revealed that he will be reprising his role as "Rambo" one final time. The movie will be called "Rambo: Last Blood." Details of the project have since started slowly dripping out of Hollywood...
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Funny story: 1970s cop films to make a return

1970s cop films to make a return

2015 is looking to be a bumper year at the box office. Not only is there the prequel to Harry Potter to look forward to (entitled The Young Harry Potter), but there is also the sequel to The Hobbit franchise, Tolkien The Piss. Cop films with a 197...
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Funny story: "Well Connected" Getting Rave Reviews

"Well Connected" Getting Rave Reviews

Ari Alterman has added yet another blockbuster movie to his long string of successes in a career spanning twenty-five years. "Well Connected" that has a strong magical theme has a sterling cast with Clint Eastwood taking a small role with Beyonce. It is produced by Ari Alterman, directed by Lilith Alterman and sees the acting debut of Judith Alterman. The script was written by son Zac under...
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Funny story: The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The film is about a young world middleweight boxing champion Lance O'Flynn who is also a black belt in Karate and who gets conscripted by MI6 to be trained as a special agent. He shows himself a willing pupil and quickly masters seven languages plus quantum physics. His handsome Irish good looks and natural intelligence, as well as his ability to read the Kama Sutra in Urdu, make him a wow wit...
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Funny story: Boxless Boxed Sets Inventor Dyson In Dispute With Sir Clive Sinclare

Boxless Boxed Sets Inventor Dyson In Dispute With Sir Clive Sinclare

Dangerous car and cycle inventor, Sir Clive Sinclare walked off last night's BBC Panoramic current affairs programme after Top Ghia presenter Jeremy Paxo persistently asked him questions about his alleged womanising. Fellow guest, Sir Rupert "B...
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Funny story: Hollywood Movie on Banking... the Whole Nine Yards!

Hollywood Movie on Banking... the Whole Nine Yards!

A new film "The Banker" is set to make Hollywood history. Starring Kevin Costner, Al Pacino, Joe Pizza, Marcella Pretzel and Kevin Downey Junior... this could be the film of the decade. It lifts the lid off the American banking fraternity for good. A...
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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Funny story: Cumming soon to a toy story near you

Cumming soon to a toy story near you

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Dizzy Pixie has announced plans to produce Toy Store 1000, which is scheduled to be released sometime in June, 2015. After years of false starts and setbacks, Pixie head Johnny Lasso, who will direct the film, said his team was f...
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Funny story: Camilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women'

Camilla To Play "Dawn" In New 'Dawn, Of The Planet Of The Ape-Women'

Camilla Parker, Duchess of Cornish is to play the title role in Prince Edward's debut movie, "Dawn, of The Planet of The Ape Women", playing a female ape-humanoid creature instead of incumbent Helen-Bonnington-Carter. Prince Edward, who always th...
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Funny story: Seth Rogen passes drug test

Seth Rogen passes drug test

According to an anonymous Hollywood studio executive, actor/comedy-writer Seth Rogen recently passed a mandatory drug test which was required for an upcoming role. The negative THC results surprised studio management due to Rogen's well-known mar...
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Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"

A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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