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ELO Blamed for Movie Tanking

Funny story: ELO Blamed for Movie Tanking

The director of a depressing movie blames the ELO song in the trailer for the movie tanking at the box office. "When you hear an ELO song in the trailer, it means that the movie is quirky, funny, and hip," said director, Sam Rutger. "Why they chos...

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Harvey Wineglass Productions presents: The Boys in the Gland

Funny story: Harvey Wineglass Productions presents: The Boys in the Gland

Harvey Wineglass, president of Wineglass Productions, announced this morning a new TV series titled: The Boys in the Gland. Wineglass stated at the press conference in Hollywood: "We are responding not only to a public demand for justice but an o...

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Film actors are not Superheroes, regardless of what they might tell you...

Funny story: Film actors are not Superheroes, regardless of what they might tell you...

It has emerged that the actors who make a lot of money playing superheroes, aren't actually super-heroes, says a shock report. Actors of the calibre of George Clooney, Robert Downey Jnr, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and Ben Affleck...

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Speed 3 recast

Funny story: Speed 3 recast

Professional angry man David Mitchell has been cast as the lead in the forthcoming Speed 3. The star of Peep Show, Back, Upstart Crow, any panel show that needs a bit of extra bile and vitriol, and any thing that features his wife, Victoria will s...

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Obit: Film Great SHrdlu dead at 89

Hollywood today mourned the passing of Slovenian-born Sachislav Hrdlu, 89, one of the film industry's most versatile members. Hrdlu, who retired at the peak of his career sixty years ago, died in his sleep last night at the Motion Picture Academy Hom...

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Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Funny story: Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Hollywood, CA: A movie idea that has been floating around Hollywood since Donald Trump won the Presidency has been permanently shelved due to extreme lack of source material. The proposed movie, to be entitled "50 Shades of Trump", was actually p...

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Salesman Le Client movie

'Death of a Salesman' is a play written by Arthur Miller. It won the 1949 Pulitzer Prize. This title has been high jacked by a fraudulent filmmaker. He calls his film in English 'The Salesman' and in French '.'The Client! Among Iranians, fraud, deep-rooted, is highly valued. In doubt? Read Nature Science Magazine to see how many top ranking Iranian and so-called scientists/ officials have ille...

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New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

Funny story: New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

San Diego - Drug company Pfizer has announced that clinical studies have completed and their new drug Cinestop, designed to treat sufferers of Cinementia, has been approved by the FDA and will be available soon. Cinementia is a debilitating form o...

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All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company

Funny story: All Copies Of The Movie "The Dead Zone" Quietly Purchased And Destroyed By Trump Front Company

Apparently Donald Trump hates the movie The Dead Zone. He hates it so much that he quietly bought up all the copies through one his shell companies, Trump International Talent. Whatever physical copies of The Dead Zone that have not been destroyed...

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Real-life plane hijack in Malta to be filmed!

Funny story: Real-life plane hijack in Malta to be filmed!

A real life hijack in Malta is to be filmed because it's cheaper than the one that was actually being filmed! As soon as the film crew realised there was a real hijacking taking place, they fired the actors without pay and purchased the rights to...

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THE FLY... Werner Fassbinder's Masterpiece?

Funny story: THE FLY... Werner Fassbinder's Masterpiece?

Our film critic from U-R-FKD magazine flew to lake Geneva in Switizerland to interview legendary film producer, writer, actor and director Werner Fassbinder about his soon to be released film "The Fly". They met at his mansion overlooking the lake. Werner lounged on a deck chair by the pool and stared at the sky. He spoke slowly as is his wont and with great gravitas. Here is a transcript. Q: S...

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Vancouver's Hideous Cube Home Agrees to Project Movies

Vancouver's most controversial new home has been described as ugly, hideous, and downright unneighborly. Its steel-cube design in the luxurious Point Grey area of Vancouver has polarized local residents who have referred to the house as a "concrete b...

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Quentin Tarantino Accepts Razzie For Goofiest Looking Director

Funny story: Quentin Tarantino Accepts Razzie For Goofiest Looking Director

The Golden Raspberry Awards has created a new category in order to give Quentin Tarantino a Lifetime Acheivement Award for Goofiest Looking Director. Tarantino, the writer and director of films such as Pulp Fiction and The Hateful Eight graciously s...

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Miraculous Bastards: New Tarantino Film Rescues Anne Frank From Nazis

Funny story: Miraculous Bastards: New Tarantino Film Rescues Anne Frank From Nazis

Alert! Spoilers are ahead if you have not read the book or seen the movie. Another film--another controversy: Miraculous Bastards is the latest film from director Quentin Tarantino and it's already riled his critics. In this story, time travelers...

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Batman and Superman Clones

Funny story: Batman and Superman Clones

In the aftermath after the worldwide showing of Batman vs Superman, there has been a slew of duos or partners everywhere in the face of the earth who don Batman and Superman costumes and then partner together and walk on the streets, on the beaches,...

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Bill Cosby Hospitalized - Refuses Female Doctors, Nurses, And Drugs

Funny story: Bill Cosby Hospitalized - Refuses Female Doctors, Nurses, And Drugs

Denver, Colorado - In the town where Bill Cosby lived at the start of his career, the disgraced comedian and TV star was under heavy security in a private hospital room after fracturing his hip. An anonymous source familiar with Cosby's care at S...

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Erskine Quint goes to Hollywood

Funny story: Erskine Quint goes to Hollywood

After storming the Alamo in Texas, it seems that the US has no answer to Erskine Quint Intrepid Adventurer venturing further west into the higher realms of entertainment, movies and out of work waiters because out of work actors are taking their jobs...

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Nerd Still Two Star Wars Films from Forgiving J.J. Abrams for Lost

LAFAYETTE, IN--While acknowledging that The Force Awakens exceeded his expectations and has left him excited about the future of the Star Wars franchise, local nerd Michael Leclere told reporters Monday that he has still not forgiven J.J. Abrams...

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Movie Ratings System Replaced With "What Would Jesus Watch?"

Funny story: Movie Ratings System Replaced With "What Would Jesus Watch?"

Hollywood announced today that their current movie-ratings system would be scrapped and replaced with a "What would Jesus watch?" rating structure. Critics of the current system complain it is too secretive, inconsistent, and no longer use...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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