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Twilight TV Series Have Signed Two From Movie Series

Funny story: Twilight TV Series Have Signed Two From Movie Series

The new Twilight TV series on FOX will apparently have a couple of actors from the Twilight movies. "Right now we're writing, re-writing the whole first season as we are looking at a hit series, I am sure", says FOX Executive, Grant Chism. "I thin...

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Ridley Scott attacked by Aliens while filming parting of Red Sea

Funny story: Ridley Scott attacked by Aliens while filming parting of Red Sea

"Why didn't I bring her to Spain", shouted Director Ridley Scott after acid dripping aliens attacked his "Exodus" movie location unit in the Spanish desert. Sigourney, playing "Lott's wife" in the biblical epic was filming with another unit when...

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Moses refuses to work with "God" in new Riddly Scott Production

Christopher Bale, who is playing Moses in Riddly Scott's Biblical Epic currently filming in Almeria, southern Spain has downed Commandments and refused to work until God is sacked. God, who is in charge of natural sun driven lighting on the stric...

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Jane Fonda Is Furious At The Upcoming Motion Picture About Her Titled Hanoi Jane

Funny story: Jane Fonda Is Furious At The Upcoming Motion Picture About Her Titled Hanoi Jane

BEVERLY HILLS - Jane Fonda has said that she does not appreciate Hanoi Jane, the new movie about her that deals with the Vietnam War. Fonda, who starred in Barbarella, is now insisting that the photo of her sitting on a North Vietnamese anti-aircr...

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Miley Cyrus diagnosed with CTD (compulsive tongue disorder)

Funny story: Miley Cyrus diagnosed with CTD (compulsive tongue disorder)

Miley Cyrus's tongue activity has drawn a lot of attention, including this comment, rumored to have come from the Queen: "I'm sick and tired of seeing that girl's tongue." Medical and psychiatric professionals are also weighing in. Tongue spe...

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Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...

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Mel Gibson To Star In The Movie "Spoiled Brat - The Alec Baldwin Story"

Funny story: Mel Gibson To Star In The Movie "Spoiled Brat - The Alec Baldwin Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Australian actor Mel Gibson has just confirmed that he has signed to star in Cinema Castle Film's Spoiled Brat - The Alec Baldwin Story. Gibson, who was home in Australia helping to brand kangaroos, said that he received a phone call f...

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Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk

Funny story: Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk

ORLANDO, Florida - After months of threatening to divorce her husband, movie star John Travolta, Kelly Preston has decided that she will stay with him and ride out the gay storm. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk at last count there were somewhere...

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Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Well as they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease and in this case all of Lindsay Lohan's four wheels were squeaky. According to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, the executive director and staff at The Henry & Betty...

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Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Tells Reese Witherspoon To Stop Acting Like Lindsay Lohan

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, regarded by many as the Queen of Talk Shows, still likes to flex her telecasting muscles every now and then. Winfrey speaking from her home in The Windy City stated that Reese Witherspoon needs to stop acting like she is a...

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Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Asks If She Can Do Some of Her Rehab At Coachella

INDIO, California - Rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan has shown that she is anything but shy as she has made an astounding request of the Los Angeles County Courthouse authorities. Lohan, who is due to begin her rehab process on May 2, at The Henry &...

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Scarlett Johansson in Norway

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson in Norway

Scarlett Johansson was fired while working as a substitute teacher in Norway after letting several small boys taste her blood in the class room, News of the World reports. According to the wire service, as many as a dozen boys attending kindergar...

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Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dana Wants To Be On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dana Wants To Be On Dancing With The Stars

BEVERLY HILLS - Dana Lohan was out and about strutting around on one of the most famous streets in the world, Rodeo Drive. The mother of the infamous Lindsay Lohan said that she hopes that somehow, someway her much troubled daughter finally gets o...

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The Reason Lindsay Lohan Refused The Dancing With The Stars Proposal

Funny story: The Reason Lindsay Lohan Refused The Dancing With The Stars Proposal

VENICE BEACH - A close friend of the highly troubled Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan reports that LiLo is more confused now than she has ever been. Bibiana Snowsnuggle, who first met Lohan at The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana back in 20...

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Lindsay Lohan Ordered Into Rehab Due To Her Hurricane Sandy Remark

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Ordered Into Rehab Due To Her Hurricane Sandy Remark

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan has just joined the ranks of individuals such as Gilbert Gottfried, Jeff Ross, Tracy Morgan, and Dane Clark who have all been guilty of sticking their feet in their mouth. Lohan does have the distinction of being the o...

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Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

ATLANTA - The wardrobe mistress on the motion picture Scary Movie 5: The Attack of Little Bunny Foo Foo has reported that the production company is missing over $57,000 in wardrobe shoes. Ultressa Hicklenpucker, 24, told Tittle Tattle Tonight that...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To Dallying With Brigitte Nielsen

NEW ORLEANS - Arnold Schwarzenegger traveled down to the Big Easy on a promotional book tour for his latest book titled Total Recall - My Story of Loving, Lusting, and Lap Mingling. He was interviewed by several reporters with the entertainment in...

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Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

Funny story: Clint Eastwood To Direct Honey Boo Boo In "A Fistful of Tiaras"

HOLLYWOOD - Pipe Dream Films in association with La Hacienda Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that Clint Eastwood has just been signed to direct a motion picture starring seven-year-old Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson. The movie i...

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