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Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon. KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news m...
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Funny story: Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Washington DC - Geologists chipping away at the icy incontinent's secrets have announced that sonar-generated subterranean images of a huge ice sculpture - dubbed the 'frozen Mount Rushmore' - effectively prove the existence of an advanced parallel...
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Funny story: Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

Obama May Be Going On Mount Rushmore!

At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he is to be placed on Mount Rushmore. For one thing, this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota. The White House Press Corps erupted in appla...
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Funny story: Gaseous hero dog nominated for Mount Rushmore!

Gaseous hero dog nominated for Mount Rushmore!

Moose, the gaseous hero dog from Louisburg, NC, has been nominated for Mount Rushmore. George Babcock of Lyndonville, Vermont has started the lengthy process to nominate Moose to be placed on Mont Rushmore. Babcock is quoted by the Associated Press a...
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Funny story: Connecticut's Bid To Purchase Mount Rushmore Falls Through

Connecticut's Bid To Purchase Mount Rushmore Falls Through

HARTFORD, Connecticut - It appears that plans for the state of Connecticut to purchase Mount Rushmore have fallen through. According to Pendragon Taffywood, a spokesperson for The Connecticut Committee To Buy Mount Rushmore, he and other officials...
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Funny story: South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - A fact finding team comprised of three South Dakota state senators recently traveled to the Black Hills town of Keystone, South Dakota. They visited the Mount Rushmore National Memorial, site of the colossal presidential s...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Make A Comedy Film With Robin Williams

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Make A Comedy Film With Robin Williams

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Lindsay Lohan traveled to The Black Hills of South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore. She had been told by her therapist Dr. Ottoman Buxton of Tarzana, that she really needed to visit Mount Rushmore and take a good look at th...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Says If He's Elected President He Will Invade North Korea

Mitt Romney Says If He's Elected President He Will Invade North Korea

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Willard Mitt Romney stood in front of Mount Rushmore in the Black Hills of South Dakota talking to a crowd estimated to be between 180 and 192 people. He told the people that he wants their vote so that he can move from hi...
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Funny story: Tribe Refuses to Take Back Mount Rushmore

Tribe Refuses to Take Back Mount Rushmore

Sioux City, Iowa - The Bureau of Land Management, on behalf of the National Park Service, has once again failed to return Mount Rushmore to The Sioux nation from which it was originally obtained. The refusal by the tribe of Native Americans means tha...
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Funny story: Amanda Bynes, 24, Announces She is Retiring From Acting - Ah Was Amanda Bynes An Actress?

Amanda Bynes, 24, Announces She is Retiring From Acting - Ah Was Amanda Bynes An Actress?

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Amanda Bynes was visiting one of the most well-known attractions in both Dakotas, Mount Rushmore. She pointed out that she is a huge fan of Theodore Roosevelt. She smiled and remarked, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, a...
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Funny story: Guardian America Defaces Mount Rushmore!

Guardian America Defaces Mount Rushmore!

British newspaper The Guardian has been trying to break into the US market for years. The development of Guardian America, a London Guardian press perspective on the colonies seemed like the break through break the journal has been seeking. Tha...
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Funny story: Gay Mount Rushmore Unveiled

Gay Mount Rushmore Unveiled

San Franthisco, California (IP) - The gay counterpart to Mount Rushmore was opened to the public today in Humboldt County, California.
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Funny story: Big stone heads found on mountain top

Big stone heads found on mountain top

Archaeologists investigating a lost civilisation have uncovered four big stone heads on a mountain top in a land mass thousands of miles west of England.
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Funny story: Fred Dalton Thompson Gives Mount Rushmore a Makeover

Fred Dalton Thompson Gives Mount Rushmore a Makeover

The granite sculptures of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore in South Dakota will soon have company.
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Funny story: Mount Rushmore Planned to Be Replaced With Naked Bush

Mount Rushmore Planned to Be Replaced With Naked Bush

George W. Bush's least trustworthy architect yesterday revealed blueprints of a plan to recarve American monument Mount Rushmore, which currently displays the heads of the four founding fathers, into an erotic picture of Bush naked, including the...
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A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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