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Motorway signs are all lies

Funny story: Motorway signs are all lies

The warning signs seen across British motorways are written entirely by compulsive liars, it has emerged. Signs such as "Queue Ahead" and "Obstruction in carriageway" simply aren't true. A spokesperson for the British Highways has admitted "We...

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Road reopens after Asda receipt is found on M2 near Sittingbourne

Funny story: Road reopens after Asda receipt is found on M2 near Sittingbourne

A section of the M2 has reopened - more than eight hours after an Asda receipt was found near a slip road. Highways Agency experts say the receipt has now been removed from near the exit slip road at Junction 5 of the M2 coastbound carriageway for...

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Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

Funny story: Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

A plan to boost picnic areas was unveiled today by the British Government's Tourist Development Authority. Widened areas of busy central reservations are to have picnic benches and litter bins to cater for the growing number of impromptu roadside pic...

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New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

Funny story: New study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite

Fuel experts revealed on Sunday night a shocking new report which stated that petrol stations across the country had been diluting the petrol they were selling with the food spread Marmite. An unknown source from an unnamed oil company defended...

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Which lane to choose? There's an app for that

Funny story: Which lane to choose? There's an app for that

Everybody has sat on a motorway, looking at the other lanes all moving faster, only for them to slam to a stop the moment you change lanes into them. If only it was possible to predict which lane was the fastest, people could shave seconds off their...

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Five People Hurt in Cash

Five greedy people were injured - one seriously - in a massive pile of cash on the M62 near Manchester. Dozens of motorists stopped near an overhead bridge as huge bags of money were dropped onto the motorway. Drivers and their passengers were...

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Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

Funny story: Football supporters' coaches to have privacy glass installed

After a severe pile up on the M25 last week, emergency legislation is being rushed through parliament to force the installation of privacy glass on all football supporters' coaches. "We were lucky this time," said Transport Minister, Hilary Dale.

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Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Funny story: Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Police today closed of a section of the M1 due to a three vehicle pile up at junction 26. In atrocious conditions, a fish lorry from Grimsby skidded on the wet road and blocked the carriageway. A tanker carrying cooking oil from Liverpool braked but...

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Speed Limit to be removed from Motorway Toll Roads

Funny story: Speed Limit to be removed from Motorway Toll Roads

Motorway toll roads, such as the one opened to relieve congestion around Birmingham, and to save motorists from the ignominy of having to drive through Birmingham, are to have speed limits removed from January next year. "There are several reasons...

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Tailgaters and undertakers not pleased at prospect of being fined £1000

Funny story: Tailgaters and undertakers not pleased at prospect of being fined £1000

The prospect of a £1000 fine for motorway tailgaters and undertakers has not gone down well with some drivers. The co-op, the country's largest funeral directors and Acme Trailers, the largest suppliers of tail gates and van back-end decorations h...

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Celebrating The New Passover

Funny story: Celebrating The New Passover

The fire in a scrap yard below the M1 in north London which caused havoc for many motorists during a busy weekend when there were major events at Wembley as well as the London Marathon has aroused concern about the safety of having industrial units b...

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Huge Royal Wedding Street Party given the go ahead

Funny story: Huge Royal Wedding Street Party given the go ahead

Despite the best intentions of jobsworths in councils up and down the land to thwart the good intentions of people to hold local street parties in celebration of the Royal Wedding, the residents of Dartford have won their appeal to hold their street...

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Prescott's M4 bus lane, known as "Prescott's folly", to be scrapped!

Funny story: Prescott's M4 bus lane, known as "Prescott's folly", to be scrapped!

Prescott's M4 bus lane, London: In 1999 the lane attracted a measure of notoriety when the Tony Blair's motorcade was spotted using it as the rest of the traffic made rather slower progress in the other two lanes. It led to accusations that "Pre...

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Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Funny story: Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Up to 25 cars have been involved in a pile-up on an icy motorway, despite constant propaganda that the globe is warming and it's all your fault. It is thought the vehicles skidded on a patch of black ice on the A627(M) in Oldham, but Al Gore is di...

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Griffin Closes Motorway

Funny story: Griffin Closes Motorway

A small section of the M25 motorway was closed today due to a hazardous spill. The tarmac from juction 15 to junction 16 was covered in fecal matter when Nick Griffin unexpectedly started talking shit. He was travelling to a function in London...

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Car Park Giant to buy the M6

Funny story: Car Park Giant to buy the M6

In a bold move, the UK car-parking giant, Terrific Car Parks (TCP) have made an audacious bid to buy the M6 off the Highways Agency. Whilst they plan to keep most of the main arterial motorway exactly the same, motorists can expect some changes to...

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M25 Congestion Charge

Funny story: M25 Congestion Charge

Users of the M25 Motorway will be charged a congestion charge from August in an attempt to improve the traffic flow. The government is introducing the scheme as an alternative to expensive widening plans, and expects the scheme to raise approximatel...

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Changing Lanes

Funny story: Changing Lanes

A pensioner was reliving the moment he could not get off the M25 and drove round it twice before being rescued.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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