Police forces across the country are gearing up to combat a major increase in thefts from heavy metal bands.
Hot on the heels of thieves stealing guitars worth over £6,500 from a Led Zeppelin tribute band in Dundee, fans of the legendary Motorhead...
Hell-raising Motorhead bassist and frontman, Lembit Opik, has pitched into the Robbie Williams crap lyric row.
Hell-raising bassist and Motorhead front man, Lemmy, is today recovering from his world record breaking attempt for the longest bass solo ever.
Hell-raising bassist with the heavy metal combo Motorhead, Lemmy, is today being awarded a gong for his services to humanitarianism.
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