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Funny story:  NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

CONCORD, New Hampshire - Danica Patrick told the racing media that she is sorry about the incident at The Coca Cola 600, in which she crashed her car into the car driven by her boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. She wanted everyone to know that she is...
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Funny story:  Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...
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Funny story:  NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Addresses The Derek Hough Romance Rumors

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Addresses The Derek Hough Romance Rumors

TARZANA, California - Now that Danica Patrick's divorce is finally finalized, it is no secret that the race car driver is being hit on by guys not only in the auto racing business but in every aspect of the entertainment industry as well. NASCAR e...
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Funny story:  NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Asked About Her Baby Bump

TARZANA, California - Danica Patrick pulled into the pit stop after taking 80 practice laps at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana. She was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Dottie Bazooka about the rumors about her alleged ba...
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Funny story:  NASCAR Makes An Announcement Regarding North Korea

NASCAR Makes An Announcement Regarding North Korea

ATLANTA - NASCAR Spokesperson Percy P. Pitterhorst, 73, stated that NASCAR officials have just finished a two day meeting in the city known as The Big Peach. Pitterhorst told the sports media reporters that due to the pompous sabre-rattling that i...
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Funny story:  Sandra Bullock To Star In Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story

Sandra Bullock To Star In Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Sandra Bullock will be portraying NASCAR racer Danica Patrick in the motion picture Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story. Bullock agreed to do the fil...
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Funny story:  Sat Nav Ultimate, the original planned journey 38 miles, became 900 miles through six countries

Sat Nav Ultimate, the original planned journey 38 miles, became 900 miles through six countries

Solre-sur-Sambre in Belgium, to Zagreb in Croatia, in sixty hours In years to come, when the Solre-sur-Sambre to Zagreb car rally becomes well established, it will be the momentous first trip by 67-year-old Sabine Moreau, who orginally typed in a...
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Funny story:  The Behind-The-Scenes Story of The NASCAR Feud Between Jeff Gordon and Clint Bowyer

The Behind-The-Scenes Story of The NASCAR Feud Between Jeff Gordon and Clint Bowyer

ATLANTA - NASCAR vice-president of Oil Changes Clyde P. Duckmeister, was asked to comment on the recent unfortunate incident which occurred in Phoenix at the Phoenix International Raceway in which Jeff Gordon purposely drove his number 24 car into Cl...
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Funny story:  NASCAR Strike Looming - Replacement Drivers Will Soon Be Interviewed

NASCAR Strike Looming - Replacement Drivers Will Soon Be Interviewed

ATLANTA - Rumors of a looming strike by NASCAR race drivers are starting to spread like a swarm of locusts in Queensland, Australia. A union representative for the drivers Larkin "Pistons" Waxington, 29, stated that negotiations between NASCAR exe...
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Funny story:  NASCAR Announces A Monumental Change In Its Races

NASCAR Announces A Monumental Change In Its Races

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - NASCAR first came into being in 1947, when it was organized by Bill France. The auto racing giant now sanctions over 1,500 races in over 40 states including the countries of Switzerland, Cambodia, and Bolivia. NASCAR Vi...
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Funny story:  At Charlotte Speedway Cars Drive Fast in Circles

At Charlotte Speedway Cars Drive Fast in Circles

The Coca Cola 600 was under way this week with many automobiles--this reporter counted at least seven of them--driving at high speeds along a circular track. For some reason a crowd of spectators gathered to watch the cars traveling in circles.
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Funny story:  The Indianapolis 500 Will Become The Indianapolis 100 In 2013, In Order To Cut Down Fuel Consumption By 80%

The Indianapolis 500 Will Become The Indianapolis 100 In 2013, In Order To Cut Down Fuel Consumption By 80%

INDIANAPOLIS - The Indianapolis 500 Auto Race governing body known as The Indianapolis Motor Speedway Federation Coalition has just issued a compulsory directive. Gulliver "Green Flag" Greenhauser executive director of The IMSFC stated to the news...
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Funny story:  NASCAR's Kyle Busch Has Hired The Services of Famed Attorney Gloria Allred

NASCAR's Kyle Busch Has Hired The Services of Famed Attorney Gloria Allred

AVONDALE, Arizona - Kyle Busch who let road rage get to him down at The Truck Series in Texas sat down and made an apology to the makers of M&M's Plain and M&M's Peanut, who are his primary sponsors. Busch, sat at a table while eating a ba...
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Funny story:  Formula One to go all electric by 2020

Formula One to go all electric by 2020

The World's Most Expensive Sport, Formula One, is to go green within ten years, according to Bernie Ecclestone, Grand Prix's rule maker. "I believe we've taken the gasoline driven vehicle as far as it can go," Ecclestone said. "Most of the innovat...
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Funny story:  Ayrton Senna Formula 1 film causes gridlock in Central London

Ayrton Senna Formula 1 film causes gridlock in Central London

A film about Brazilian Formula 1 racing driver Ayrton Senna bought Central London to a standstill last night. Stars Hugh Grant,Yasmin Le Bon,Damon Hill and Bernie Ecclestone were just some of the celebrities who turned out at The Curzon Mayfair.
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Funny story:  Donald Trump Running to Win the Indianapolis 500

Donald Trump Running to Win the Indianapolis 500

Donald Trump has agreed to drive the pace car at the start of the 2011 Indianapolis 500 race on May 29. But track officials might get more Trump than they bargained for. The real estate mogul and part-time politician has declared that he plans to win...
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Funny story:  Senna and Button Discuss Rivalry

Senna and Button Discuss Rivalry

Senna - "O.K. I'll go first. I think I'm the best because I can be used by landscape gardeners in ornamental gardens and can survive in most climates". Button - "Now my turn. Not only am I used to keep disparate articles of clothing together, but I can also be put on bags, hats and wallets as a form of decoration". Senna - "I can also be u...
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Funny story:  Motor Racing World Rejects 'Fake Rain'

Motor Racing World Rejects 'Fake Rain'

The motor racing world has come out firmly against the idea of 'fake rain' being introduced in an attempt to make grand prix races more interesting. Supremo Bernie Ecclestone has suggested the idea along with a number of others that, if implemente...
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