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Funny story: Colorado Springs Marijuana Radio hosts 'Rainy Day Women #12 & 35' Mothers Day

Colorado Springs Marijuana Radio hosts 'Rainy Day Women #12 & 35' Mothers Day

Colorado - A local radio station will be playing non-stop pot-themed music Sunday to mark the marijuana state's Mothers Day celebrations kicking off with the Bob Dylan classic Everybody Must Get Stoned. DJ Ricky Reefer plans a topical lineup of fa...
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Funny story: Mothers and Fathers Day to be Scrapped for one 'Favourite Parent Day'

Mothers and Fathers Day to be Scrapped for one 'Favourite Parent Day'

The latest casualty of the worldwide, global, double dip, triple dip, sherbet dip recession, depression, financial compression, crisis, meltdown, age of austerity looks set to be the commemorative days of Mothers and Fathers Day. The two occasions ar...
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Funny story: Mother's Day Eve gardeners' vigil - as it happens

Mother's Day Eve gardeners' vigil - as it happens

Gardeners up and down the country are on high alert due to the annual predation of daffodils by scroats planning to 'delight' their mothers. Supermarkets yesterday reported selling out of Red Bull, torch batteries and high-power water pistols (nor...
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Funny story: Romney To Buy Wife Ann a Clothes Washer for Mother's Day

Romney To Buy Wife Ann a Clothes Washer for Mother's Day

Likely Teapublican presidential candidate Mitt Romney revealed that he will be purchasing a new clothes washer for wife Ann this week. "I think it's the ideal gift for a stay-at-home mom like Ann," said Romney during a break from the campaign trail.
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Funny story: Lady Macbeth hexoplasm a grim Mother's Day Omen-II

Lady Macbeth hexoplasm a grim Mother's Day Omen-II

London - Some spectral hexoplasm shaped like a sleepwalking Kate Middleton has slid out from the Queen's vagina sending terrified royal flunkies stark raving bonkers. The apparition emanated in the monarch's bedchamber close to midnight after a tr...
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Funny story: Man Fails to Reconnect With Mother Again

Man Fails to Reconnect With Mother Again

(Portland, Ohio) - After failing last year, Stephen Young was not willing to be rejected by his mother again this year on Mother's day. Stephen, 32, spent the last 364 days contemplating on what he did wrong and on what he needs to do this year i...
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Funny story: Guilty Pleasures For Mother's Day In The USA

Guilty Pleasures For Mother's Day In The USA

Everywhere, USA - It's that special time again . Yes, so soon. It comes around fast. In the beautiful month of May, Mother's Day is the ONE day a year when children, small and large, young and old, can show how much they love their mommy. The...
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Funny story: Mother's Day In Beaver

Mother's Day In Beaver

It's Mother's Day, the one day of the year when women get their well deserved recognition. We asked area mothers how they celebrated this special day. Here's what they had to say: Laura "I just had my first child six months ago. My husband gave me a bathroom scale and a membership to Curves, so I can lose that last ten pounds. I look forward to him taking interest in me again when I do."...
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Funny story: Pre-Mother's Day Riots Break Out Over Blueberry Pancakes

Pre-Mother's Day Riots Break Out Over Blueberry Pancakes

Supermarkets across America were the scene Saturday of knock-down, drag-out brawls over the last few packages of Blueberry Pancake Mix and frozen blueberry pancakes as children dragged their fathers, aunts, uncles and grandparents to the store to get...
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Funny story: Canadian's alerted by Skoob1999's article about Bogus Mothers. FARTS to be deployed.

Canadian's alerted by Skoob1999's article about Bogus Mothers. FARTS to be deployed.

Canadians are on the alert after reading Skoob1999's article about Bogus Mothers operating in UK on Mothers' Day. Mothers' Day in Canada isn't until May. A special squad is being trained, as I type. They have all read Skoob1999's article and, fe...
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Funny story: Norman Bates Spends Mother's Day Talking To Himself

Norman Bates Spends Mother's Day Talking To Himself

Norman Bates spent Mothers Day mainly talking to himself in his padded cell here, alternating between his own voice, and the voice of his murdered mother, which he puts on with creepy effect. Bates, who inspired real life serial killer Ed Gein, of...
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Funny story: Police Issue Bogus Mother Warning

Police Issue Bogus Mother Warning

The police today issued a warning to UK householders to beware of bogus mothers operating criminal scams on unwitting citizens on Mothers Day. The warning, which was issued way too late to be of any practical use whatsoever was issued after a numb...
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Funny story: Spectre of Lady Macbeth A Grim Mother's Day Omen

Spectre of Lady Macbeth A Grim Mother's Day Omen

London - (Rasputin Mess): An ominous bit of ectoplasm 'just like a sleepwalking Lady Macbeth' has emerged from the Queen's vagina sending terrified royal flunkies absolutely mental. The apparition was seen in the monarch's bedroom at close to midn...
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Funny story: Dodgers' Fans Congratulate Manny on Mother's day

Dodgers' Fans Congratulate Manny on Mother's day

When Manny Ramirez went from Boston to LA last season it was as if he died in a Puritan village and woke up in Sodom and Gommorah. All of the outrageous Manny being Manny stuff that pissed off the Bostonian bluenoses just tickled the LALAlanders pin...
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Funny story: Mudder's Day

Mudder's Day

London - (Told You So! Prescient Ass Mess): Early Sunday morning, 22nd March, a horrified flunkey fainted in Windsor Castle's Herman Goering Memorial Wing after finding a hideous rigid corpse in tragic reality queen Elizabeth Windsor's bed. "At fi...
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Funny story: Charles: My Mother's Day Pain

Charles: My Mother's Day Pain

Prince Charles today spoke movingly of his pain every Mother's Day. As a packed audience listened in hushed silence Charles told them of his "vast and overpowering despair" at this time of year. "Every year I keep hoping that it will be the last,...
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Funny story: J.Lo's Mother's day surprise.

J.Lo's Mother's day surprise.

In less than a week it's that time of year again, the time of year mothers love, and children hate!...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club warned UK Mother's Day is Hitler's Pope anniversary

Hellfire Club warned UK Mother's Day is Hitler's Pope anniversary

London - (Diabolical Mess): The UK's satanic Hellfire Club has been warned that next Sunday's Mother's Day falls on the soixante-neuf anniversary of the accession into papal orifice of Eugenio Pacelli, nee Geli, univers...
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