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Funny story: Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Knoxville, Tennessee. Police were called out to the Kingston Pike this afternoon after getting frantic calls from several sources that a fight was taking place near the Weight Watchers Center as some big women were battling some girl scouts and their...
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Funny story: Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Cheer Mother Circles Parking Lot Praying for a Spot

Omaha, Nebraska- Recently, Christie Randall, a mother of 9th grade cheerleader decided to circle the parking lot praying for an open spot. "I just thought that maybe, just maybe, there would be an opening today," Christie said with a stressed look.
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Funny story: Gay Couple About To Divorce Over In-Laws

Gay Couple About To Divorce Over In-Laws

Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce. "It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the firs...
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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Be Witched was a situation comedy, or sitcom (short for stupid idiots tune in comedies) starring Lizzy Montgummy as Sam Stevens. A bigamist (or, possibly, a polyandryist), Sam was a transvestite witch who, out of stupidity, renounced magic in favor of love. She had two husbands, both named Darren (or, sometimes, Dum Dum, Durwood, Dagwood, or Dingleberry), who, coincidentally, were both employed by...
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Funny story: 50 Shades of Filth! Author angry at 'mummy porn' label

50 Shades of Filth! Author angry at 'mummy porn' label

The author of mucky book trilogy, 50 Shades of Grey, EL James is said to be unhappy with the label of 'mummy porn' for her series of dirty books. The books are sweeping the nation as 'ladies' take a break from cooking and cleaning to read this abo...
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Funny story: Aborted baby: No big deal

Aborted baby: No big deal

Shanghai, China (SAPP) - Using a new technology developed in Huashan Hospital in Shanghai, China, researchers have shown conclusively that fetuses prefer abortion. After studying 3,666 fetuses, Dr. Tan Jun and fellow doctors in the abortion department of Huashan Hospital concluded that over 91% of them preferred abortion. During the grueling research, Dr. Tan and his team of experts designed a...
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Funny story: Differences Of Stay At Home Moms Anne Romney, Roseanne And Queen Elizabeth

Differences Of Stay At Home Moms Anne Romney, Roseanne And Queen Elizabeth

Actually, Mitt Romney was sidestepping a question about women's rights, quoting his wife as saying: Women were more interested in the economy. Following that river-dance side step, democratic spokesperson, Hilary Rosen, clicked her heels and announce...
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Funny story: April Fools: Your Mother Is Dead

April Fools: Your Mother Is Dead

BREAKING (WTFM) - In the single most tasteless attempt at a joke fate could muster, your mother has died on April Fool's Day. You receive the call from your sister around 3:00 AM - a particularly sadistic time because of the fact that you...
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Funny story: Peru Woman Gives Birth To 16-Pound Baby!

Peru Woman Gives Birth To 16-Pound Baby!

Forget the 13 and 14-pounders, this lady should be awarded a medal of some kind as she gave birth to (according to scales and witnesses) a sixteen pound baby boy. Through an interpreter the lady, Chaska Lemila, told a reporter from Reuters News th...
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Funny story: Angry posh e-mail - The daughter-in-law gets her own back

Angry posh e-mail - The daughter-in-law gets her own back

If you haven't already done so please read the previous e-mail by Les Being as the one below is the daughter in laws response. Dear mum, May I call you mum? You had better get used to it as I am going to marry your son, whether you like it or not. Before you start slagging me off with regards to MY suitability as a future daughter in law; how about YOUR suitability as a future mother in...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber: Mom Caught Me in the Bathroom, You-Know

Justin Bieber: Mom Caught Me in the Bathroom, You-Know

Justin Bieber was hoping to tweet a message to a few friends but somehow the embarrassing episode has gotten out and now he's afraid that the late night jokes will be all over the television during the next week...or month. Bieber stated on the tw...
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Funny story: Eyeballs: Who's Looking at You? - A TroubleFinders Investigation

Eyeballs: Who's Looking at You? - A TroubleFinders Investigation

WEST CREEK - In-head eyeballs are a popular way for people to see, however, a lot of people don't know that these inventions can allow all sorts of weirdos to look at you and your family. They help you watch where you're going, and have even been known to save people in some instances, but the signals coming from most people's eyeballs can also help them have sick fantasies, and can even be use...
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Funny story: Andy Murray SuBo Double Fault Shocker

Andy Murray SuBo Double Fault Shocker

As if losing his third Grand Slam Final without picking up a set wasn't enough, tennis live wire Andy Murray was today double faulted with the horrific news that X-Factor favourite and all round voice of the people Susan Boyle is his biological moth...
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Funny story: Facebook Reveals New Way to Keep Your Eye On Kids

Facebook Reveals New Way to Keep Your Eye On Kids

PALO ALTO, CA - At a press conference Mark Zuckerberg will be targeting a new demographic for his social network site. Mothers. "From the age of 0 to the day they leave for university," he said, "parents have had a firm control and eye on their ch...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer's Ma Continues to Give All of his Stories 5 Thumbs-up

Spoof Writer's Ma Continues to Give All of his Stories 5 Thumbs-up

(Northwest Pennsyltucky) - Maintaining that her son is "hilarious" and that anyone who does not like him is "just not worth the time of day anyway", the mother of a writer for TheSpoof.com continues to give all of his stories an improbable five thumb...
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Funny story: Poor mum of thirteen wee bairns can see the breadline

Poor mum of thirteen wee bairns can see the breadline

A mother of 13 wee darlings who spent £1,700 of her benefits on a 60in plasma TV claimed last night that plans to cap payments to benefit claimants would leave her family "on the breadline". Whinging old bag, as some have unkindly called Tootsy Mc...
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Funny story: Son, I'm Not Happy You're Getting Laid Tonight

Son, I'm Not Happy You're Getting Laid Tonight

I'm sure you're surprised to see me here, but are you any more surprised than I am to see you here? What kind of a boy did I raise that he would end up in this house of ill repute on a Saturday night with his roughhousing friends? Haven't I always said they were bad influences on you? Now I have proof positive. And is that alcohol I smell on your breath? As for what I'm dong here, I'm tempted t...
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Funny story: A Phone Call from Mom Increases Stress Nearly as Well as a Slap

A Phone Call from Mom Increases Stress Nearly as Well as a Slap

A slap from Mom might sound painful, but new research shows that just hearing her voice can initiate the same sorts of biochemical responses - even when Mommy Dearest is communicating by phone. The human body produces the hormone cortisol as a re...
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