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The Biggest Mosquito In The World

Funny story: The Biggest Mosquito In The World

THIBODAUX, Louisiana - A Louisiana game warden, John Claude Du Croissant has reported finding a ginormous mosquito in a bayou just outside of the town of Thibodaux. The town of Thibodaux is noted for having the best crawfish étouffée in the entire...

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Bloodsucking Parasites Are In Buckingham Palace!

Funny story: Bloodsucking Parasites Are In Buckingham Palace!

The Queen, Prince Philip, and several other high ranking members of the Royal Family remain trapped in Buckingham Palace today after coming under attack by millions of fleas and mosquitoes in the early hours of this morning. The bloodsucking pests...

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Massive air raid scheduled for Maricopa County Arizona early Sunday

Funny story: Massive air raid scheduled for Maricopa County Arizona early Sunday

Arizona - Sunday UPDATE - According to local reports in Mesa, AZ, the toxins were administered via truck early Sunday morning. In addition to the stray cats and mosquitoes that were killed, the occasional unaware pedestrian was sprayed. Of cour...

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Mosquitoes Repelled By Durutti Column Album

Funny story: Mosquitoes Repelled By Durutti Column Album

Mosquitoes hiding out at a swamp next to an Englishman's Bangkok apartment have claimed that their livelihood is being threatened by the man's state of mind, and the tendency he currently has for playing 'sad music'. The man concerned, Moys Kenwoo...

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Scientists make Malaria discovery

Funny story: Scientists make Malaria discovery

Scientists from Harvard and Boston have announced a potential breakthrough in the fight against malaria. This has resulted in yet another 'proof' of 'evolution' being consigned to a toilet which is by now needing a good rodding out. Scientists...

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Designer mosquitoes to end malaria forever

Funny story: Designer mosquitoes to end malaria forever

Bethesda Maryland - Dr. Whineez, of a secret lab here, believes he is able to change the DNA of wild mosquitoes in order to end malaria. In his lab, he made a gene invade an entire controlled population of mosquitoes, by just starting with one 'in...

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Mosquito Bites Man's Leg, But He Doesn't Get Malaria

Funny story: Mosquito Bites Man's Leg, But He Doesn't Get Malaria

A mosquito that bit the leg of an English teacher working in the Thai capital of Bangkok HAS NOT infected the poor bugger with malaria, it has been reported. Or, at least, the symptoms have not yet shown themselves... Moys Kenwood, originally fro...

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Superfrog to deal with mosquito problem

Funny story: Superfrog to deal with mosquito problem

We've all experienced that high-pitched whine at night - no, not the neighbour's frantic lovemaking, but something equally irritating at 4am. The sound of a well-fed mosquito. Every year, millions of humans are bitten by these bloodthirsty suckers...

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Cheryl Refuses Ashley Hospital Visit

Funny story: Cheryl Refuses Ashley Hospital Visit

Cheryl Coal has sensationally refused to see estranged husband Ashlee after he attempted contact during her recent near death illness from malaria. Ashlee made several attempts to gain access to her chambers. He began by 'phoning her on her mobile...

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Cheryl Cole mosquito meets its doom in Taiwanese TV presenter's gob

Funny story: Cheryl Cole mosquito meets its doom in Taiwanese TV presenter's gob

Taipei - (Deep Throat News): The pesky gnat that caused so much trouble to the UK national treasure finally met its match yesterday. China Television Co anchor Huang Ching had just been reading an update on Ms Cole's malaria recovery when her pret...

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What Do Male Mosquitoes Do When the Females are off Vamping?

Funny story: What Do Male Mosquitoes Do When the Females are off Vamping?

Scientists at the Manual Noriega Malaria Research Institute in Panama City, Panama spend all their time chasing information about female mosquitoes while the male mosquito is virtually ignored. The mosquito research tabulates massive data about the...

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The Tanzanian Mosquito Which Bit Cheryl Cole Giving Her Malaria Has Been Found and Squashed

Funny story: The Tanzanian Mosquito Which Bit Cheryl Cole Giving Her Malaria Has Been Found and Squashed

LONDON - Derek Hough, boyfriend of Cheryl Cole, gave her a bit of good news when he informed her in her hospital room that he has been told by the government of Tanzania that the mosquito which stung Ms. Cole has been found and squashed by a leader o...

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Mosquito Net Donors Disappointed Most Nets Used As Bath Sponges

A campaign website driven by the passion of it's donors who donate money to buy mosquito nets for the African child, has reported in a finding that in most instances the nets are cut into 4 by 6 and 10 by 10 pieces to be used respectively by childre...

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Paris Hilton Challenges Ashton Kutcher To Twitter Un-Follow

(Los Angeles-CA) Ashton Kutcher won in his contest with CNN breaking news feed in a race to one million followers on the social networking site Twitter. But Paris Hilton, who hasn't been in the news for over three days, has accepted a challenge from...

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New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

Funny story: New mosquito device "will infect teenagers with malaria"

Following the success of the Mosquito anti-teenager alarm, which works by emitting a high-pitched sound that only teenagers can hear, the company responsible has produced its new Mark III version. This works by releasing thousands of real mosquitoes...

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Anti-Yob Mosquito device makes mosquitos Gay

Funny story: Anti-Yob Mosquito device makes mosquitos Gay

Insect rights groups were furious at the use of so-called mosquito anti-yob devices.

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Mosquitos Come Under Fire From Children's Group

Funny story: Mosquitos Come Under Fire From Children's Group

A children's group has called for the eradication of the Mosquito, saying it is grossly unfair to the young, and is indiscriminate in targeting them.

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