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Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Funny story: Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Coming off what he describes as a "huge success" in Trump University, Donald Trump held a ribbon cutting ceremony inaugurating his next education venture, "Trump Madrasa," and describes it as "a fabulous initiative" to have muslims self-identify and...

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Mega-mosque Plans to Be Put on Hold

Funny story: Mega-mosque Plans to Be Put on Hold

Plans to build a mega-mosque in London West Ham have had to be put on hold for the time being after it was discovered that the land on which it is to be built, was once the site of a butchers shop. A spokesman for the group who wants to build the...

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Mosque on White House Grounds

Funny story: Mosque on White House Grounds

Harry L. Reeltor, Superintendent of Federal Grounds in Washington, D.C., announced today that due to a misinterpretation of Section D., Page 4879, Paragraph, 3, permission had been granted to Rasheed Ahamed Reebama, to proceed with plans to construct...

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Mosque Plans Approved

Henry Balonski, Undersecretary of Real Estate in Washington, D.C. for the Obama administration announced today that approval has been granted to Asam Bin Aleear, to proceed with their plans to build a Mosque on the back lawn of the White House. Th...

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Chilean miner site, Mosque plans not true.

Funny story: Chilean miner site, Mosque plans not true.

Controversial plans have been leaked to the press that outline an idea to build an Islamic community centre on the site of the mine shaft, made famous recently by the rescuing of 33 miners in Chile, trapped underground for 70 days, it has been discov...

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Hussein Obama Converts Oval Office To A Mosque

Funny story: Hussein Obama Converts Oval Office To A Mosque

It was duly reported that while President Obama and his family vacationed at Martha's Vineyard, the Oval Office would undergo an extensive renovation. The reason, as explained by Press Secretary Gibbs, was to remove any pecker stains inadvertently l...

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Rabbi Ovadia Yosef to Debate Ahmadinejad at Ground Zero Mosque

Many people are up in arms about the ground zero mosque. What better place than the ground zero mosque to hold constructive debates than the site of the 9/11 attacks? Today ground zero mosque Imam Feisal Rauf announced that next week coinciding with...

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Obama defends 9/11 mosque site, wants one on every block

Funny story: Obama defends 9/11 mosque site, wants one on every block

US President Barack Obama has staunchly defended controversial plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero in New York. Opponents say this is why people think he is a Muslim. That, and his name being so like that other man who has a name similar to h...

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New York Officials - "Greek Church Treated Same as Mosque"

Funny story: New York Officials - "Greek Church Treated Same as Mosque"

NEW YORK - As scrutiny grows in the controversy of the "Ground Zero Mosque," questions have been raised about a church buried under the rubble of the World Trade Center, then buried in red-tape. While President Obama made it clear that Muslims have t...

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Foreign Shrine at Attack Site Angers Many

Funny story: Foreign Shrine at Attack Site Angers Many

A proposed Japanese Buddhist Temple (1) to be built near the U.S. Arizona Memorial(2) has angered many residents of Hawaii (3) and across the country. The builders of the proposed site, however, say that it is private property and that they do have...

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911 mosque committee extends olive branch to angry non-Muslim New Yorkers by including "free belly dancing lessons and all-you-can-eat donair kebabs at the new Islamic cultural center"

Funny story: 911 mosque committee extends olive branch to angry non-Muslim New Yorkers by including "free belly dancing lessons and all-you-can-eat donair kebabs at the new Islamic cultural center"

Amid the furore caused by President Obama's backing of a proposal to build a Muslim community centre and a mosque near Ground Zero some mosque committee members attempted to ratchet down tensions by extending an olive branch to angry New Yorkers:...

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Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

Funny story: Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

NEW YORK, NY-A new audio tape released yesterday by al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden divulges that the planned Cordoba House Mosque in downtown Manhattan-a short distance from the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks-is the final cog in the internationa...

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Bloomberg Deploys Porta-Mosques In NYC

Funny story: Bloomberg Deploys Porta-Mosques In NYC

NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Bloomberg has agreed to a creative solution to deter terrorists threats through the installation of a number of portable mini-mosques positioned at strategic locations throughout the city. The structures, to be built in the s...

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Local Mosque Offers Free Tours To Ease Prejudice and Fears

Funny story: Local Mosque Offers Free Tours To Ease Prejudice and Fears

A local Moslem "Mosque" will have an open house and give free tours in an attempt to persuade local residents that they are not all gun toating Shi'ites who want to kill everyone. The event will take place Wednesday evening and all in the community...

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Foiled Suicide Bomber Presses Assault Charges

Funny story: Foiled Suicide Bomber Presses Assault Charges

A suicide bomber who shot and injured two police officers here in Kirkuk, northern Iraq has lodged an official complaint and is threatening to press charges against the men who brought him to ground and knocked him unconscious before tying his hands...

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Mosques Go to 24 hour Prosrate through Window for Ramadan!

Funny story: Mosques Go to 24 hour Prosrate through Window for Ramadan!

Mullahs looking for more moolah have conceived (they claim immaculately) of the innovative notion of the all day all night prostrate through prayer window open all month long during the holy month of Ramadan. Hard working Muslims who have not fou...

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Queen has turkey, visits mosque, takes a piss

Funny story: Queen has turkey, visits mosque, takes a piss

Queen Elizabeth II, Pretender to the disputed Throne of England, and her husband Prince Philip are to have turkey for dinner tonight.

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Confounded Muslims Confuse Some People

Funny story: Confounded Muslims Confuse Some People

Harford County Maryland, a stack of bemused protestors stand around, fidgeting with maps and not quite booing at a newly built Mosque.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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