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Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

Funny story: Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

While this reporter likes nothing better than dressing up in a Burka and sitting on a bus with a clock under my arm; it seems the political correctness climate has taken a turn for the worse with revelations from that a contemporary version of Biker...

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All Moslems Turn Into Water Overnight

Funny story: All Moslems Turn Into Water Overnight

In a strange, miraculous occurance that scientists are unable to explain, all of the Moslems in the world were turned into water at exactly 6:00 a.m., GMT. Persons who witnessed this said that "all at once, there was a six foot tall pillar of water...

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Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

Funny story: Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

The Arab world is up in arms and upset about the new movie starring George Clooney and titled "The Men Who Sleep With Goats." Muhammed Rahad Siyad, secretary at the Saudi Arabian consulate office in Hollywood, offered the following statement: "Th...

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Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Funny story: Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Hef Horner, head of the Playdude Empire, has long printed his magazine in English, Spanish, German, and several other languages, regardless of the fact that most people just look at the pictures. In a press conference at the Playdude Mansion, Hef (c...

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Statistics Show 77% of all Terrorists are Moslem

Funny story: Statistics Show 77% of all Terrorists are Moslem

The original World Trade Center bombing. 9/11. The Spanish Mass Transit System. All of these acts of terrorism were performed by men who followed the Moslem faith, worshipped Allah, and expected to be greeted by 72 virgins at their deaths. In fac...

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Obama Ignores Bible, Will Swear In On Koran

Funny story: Obama Ignores Bible, Will Swear In On Koran

When Barack Hussein Obama is sworn in as President of the United States, he will not have one hand on the Bible (a tradition dating back to George Washington). He will, instead, take the oath of office with one hand on the Koran (the scripture book...

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Saudi Cleric Says Islamic Law Demands Death of Mickey Mouse

A high ranking Cleric in Saudi Arabia has demanded the death and destruction of all mice, up to and including cartoon characters Mickey Mouse and Jerry (from Tom and Jerry fame). From his Beverly Hills home, Mickey Mouse offered the following stat...

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Dennis Kucinich Secures U.S. Moslem Vote With Anti War Speeches in Middle East

Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Secures U.S. Moslem Vote With Anti War Speeches in Middle East

Democratic Presidential hopeful and Congressman Dennis Kucinich secured the very small minority Moslem support today in his campaign for the presidency. Speaking from the Middle East, he blasted the participation in the war by the western allies.

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Moslem Writer Accused of Mocking Christ

Funny story: Moslem Writer Accused of Mocking Christ

Christian extremists have vowed not to turn the other cheek following the publication of a new novel on the life of Christ by Moslem writer Achmed Al-Abi.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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