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Funny story: All Moslems Turn Into Water Overnight

All Moslems Turn Into Water Overnight

In a strange, miraculous occurance that scientists are unable to explain, all of the Moslems in the world were turned into water at exactly 6:00 a.m., GMT. Persons who witnessed this said that "all at once, there was a six foot tall pillar of water...
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Funny story: Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

The Arab world is up in arms and upset about the new movie starring George Clooney and titled "The Men Who Sleep With Goats." Muhammed Rahad Siyad, secretary at the Saudi Arabian consulate office in Hollywood, offered the following statement: "Th...
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Funny story: Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Playdude Magazine to Issue Middle Eastern Edition

Hef Horner, head of the Playdude Empire, has long printed his magazine in English, Spanish, German, and several other languages, regardless of the fact that most people just look at the pictures. In a press conference at the Playdude Mansion, Hef (c...
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Funny story: Statistics Show 77% of all Terrorists are Moslem

Statistics Show 77% of all Terrorists are Moslem

The original World Trade Center bombing. 9/11. The Spanish Mass Transit System. All of these acts of terrorism were performed by men who followed the Moslem faith, worshipped Allah, and expected to be greeted by 72 virgins at their deaths. In fac...
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Funny story: Obama Ignores Bible, Will Swear In On Koran

Obama Ignores Bible, Will Swear In On Koran

When Barack Hussein Obama is sworn in as President of the United States, he will not have one hand on the Bible (a tradition dating back to George Washington). He will, instead, take the oath of office with one hand on the Koran (the scripture book...
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Funny story: Saudi Cleric Says Islamic Law Demands Death of Mickey Mouse

Saudi Cleric Says Islamic Law Demands Death of Mickey Mouse

A high ranking Cleric in Saudi Arabia has demanded the death and destruction of all mice, up to and including cartoon characters Mickey Mouse and Jerry (from Tom and Jerry fame). From his Beverly Hills home, Mickey Mouse offered the following stat...
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Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Secures U.S. Moslem Vote With Anti War Speeches in Middle East

Dennis Kucinich Secures U.S. Moslem Vote With Anti War Speeches in Middle East

Democratic Presidential hopeful and Congressman Dennis Kucinich secured the very small minority Moslem support today in his campaign for the presidency. Speaking from the Middle East, he blasted the participation in the war by the western allies.
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Funny story: Moslem Writer Accused of Mocking Christ

Moslem Writer Accused of Mocking Christ

Christian extremists have vowed not to turn the other cheek following the publication of a new novel on the life of Christ by Moslem writer Achmed Al-Abi.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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