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Funny story: Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton. It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...
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Funny story: "Common as muck," ex-Smith Morrissey declares the Falkands Argentinian!

"Common as muck," ex-Smith Morrissey declares the Falkands Argentinian!

Ex-Smith and pretty awful singer Morrissey has jumped on the band-wagon (he could do with one) by declaring that the Falklands are not British, they belong to Argentina and should be given back to them. He just happened to be touring their country at...
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Funny story: McDonalds hit back with new Morrissey burger

McDonalds hit back with new Morrissey burger

McDonalds are to launch a cheeky new burger called the Morrissey in retaliation to the singer's scathing attack on the fast food outlets. The burger is set to contain a triple deck of ham, beef and chicken and it's advertising slogan will be 'You're...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Wayne Rooney Offered Drastic Advice By Ryan Giggs Yoga Guru

Wayne Rooney has been offered some life changing advice by the Lifestyle and Yoga Guru of Ryan Giggs. The guru says that Rooney will never be happy unless he makes changes to his life. Change number one would involve giving away all his money t...
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Funny story: Royal Wedding Singer Revealed As Morrissey

Royal Wedding Singer Revealed As Morrissey

The Royal Family announced surprising news today that cult icon and lead singer of The Smiths, Morrissey, will provide entertainment as the wedding singer for Kate and Wills big day - at the cost of re-writing The Smiths hit album, The Queen Is Dead.
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Funny story: David Cameron Has Employed Peter Mandelson as a Media Advisor

David Cameron Has Employed Peter Mandelson as a Media Advisor

David Cameron has secretly employed Peter Mandelson as a media advisor. The shock news comes after an extensive investigation that also reveals that David Cameron has a hidden secret that has left him open to blackmail. The appointment was made...
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Funny story: X-factor One Direction's Morrissey Dream Come True

X-factor One Direction's Morrissey Dream Come True

Friends from within the camp of One Direction have revealed that the boys will be taking a shocking new career move this Christmas if they win the show. They said that the boys plan to commit a Revolutionary act against the X-factor machine and...
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Funny story: Police Search Morrissey Wardrobe

Police Search Morrissey Wardrobe

Police in Greater Manchester have today raided the home of former Smiths frontman, Morrissey, and conducted a thorough search of his wardrobe, due to a ridiculous claim the morbid crooner made in one of his songs, that he was 'without clothing'. I...
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Funny story: Manchester crooner Morrissey dropped by label for releasing happy song

Manchester crooner Morrissey dropped by label for releasing happy song

The singer Morrissey, real name Morris Day, and a brother of Green Day, is being dropped by his music label for releasing an upbeat song.
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