There was a swift reaction to the news earlier this week that supermarket giants Asda and Sainsbury were to merge, when several other major players also announced their own intentions to join forces.
First to react was Tesco, who revealed that the...
Following the interview which our intrepid female reporter carried out with Takwana and Anitakapita regarding their views on Armageddon, we would just like to bring interested readers up to date with what is going on in Berwick Hills.
After the i...
In a refreshing break from royal protocol, Prince William is going to appear in the forthcoming adverts for supermarket chain Morrison's following in the steps of Lulu, Gabby Logan and Alan Hansen.
Well-known wizard Gandalf the White was stopped at Morrisons Supermarket from buying two bottles of white wine because he allegedly looked under-age.
Two supermarkets have insisted that their petrol is not faulty after millions of owners complained that their vehicles exploded.
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