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Strictly Morris Dancing Christmas Extravaganza Planned

Funny story: Strictly Morris Dancing Christmas Extravaganza Planned

A glamour filled 6 part T.V. Morris Dancing competition is to jingle its glittering way onto our screens in time for Christmas. The risqué series will feature beer bellies, beards, balloons and bells. Strictly Come Dancing has proved to be such...

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Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Funny story: Outrage as local council adds Morris Dancing to school curriculum

Saddleworth council are keen to keep local pastimes alive for future generations, and it is with much controversy that they are hoping to make Morris dancing compulsory on the local school curriculum. Head of local culture Councillor Winnie Buttre...

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Evil Morris Dancers on the Prowl

Funny story: Evil Morris Dancers on the Prowl

Many people may have thought that Morris Dancing was on the wane, but they could not be further from the truth as blitzkrieg squads of Morris Dancers have been spotted kidnapping young children to bring them up in the traditional Druid dancing style.

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English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

Funny story: English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

A secret plan by the England rugby team to perform a Morris dance in full regalia following the All Blacks Haka has been exposed. All Blacks 'spies' spotted the England 15 secretly rehearsing the routine at a derelict warehouse near Twickenham.

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Lonely Hearts

Funny story: Lonely Hearts

Bearded Male with GSOH seeks similar female for Naturist Morris Dancing. Must provide own stick and Bells.

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Expert in Morris Dancing admits it has never been a fertility dance at all

Mr Ernest Liar from the British Society of Morris Dancing has finally admitted what we all thought, Morris Dancing has never been a fertility dance at all.

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Euro MEPs Outlaw National Dance

Funny story: Euro MEPs Outlaw National Dance

More meddling looks set to be likely at the hands of Brussels mandarins and satsumas. The Spoof understands that draft European legislation is being checked out by Euro MEPs with an eye to bringing it in pronto.

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