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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine. The former vice-presidential candidate who along with Senator John McCain got their cabooses kicked by President Obama wanted to clear u...
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Funny story:  Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has informed President Obama that they are getting ready to release 6,391 illegal aliens from the United States into North Dakota. A spokesperson for the Canadian government said that some of the illegal im...
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Funny story:  An Extremely Jealous Sarah Palin Disses Fellow Republican Megyn Kelly

An Extremely Jealous Sarah Palin Disses Fellow Republican Megyn Kelly

WASILLA, Alaska - It is no secret that outside of the Kardashians, Miley Cyrus, and Alec Baldwin no one enjoys being in the spotlight more than Sarah Palin. The former governor of Alaska who was dubbed Snowflake by Vice-President Biden cannot stan...
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Funny story:  Canada Reports That Moose Rustling Has Reached Epidemic Proportions

Canada Reports That Moose Rustling Has Reached Epidemic Proportions

CALGARY, Alberta - The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have just informed the Canadian public that moose rustling has gotten way out of hand and something has got to be done. Captain Jacques Renfrew with the RCMP said that just in the month of Augus...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is thrilled that she has just been given a job at FOX News. She told GOPicky Magazine that she feels that she like the FOX Netowrk slogan is fair and balanced. She smiled and said "Well ya know maybe at times I ai...
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Funny story:  An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films. Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...
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Funny story:  Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

Canada To Sell 80,000 Moose To Cuba

SASKATCHENWAN, Saskatoon - The government of Canada has announced that it has just signed a deal with Cuba to ship 80,000 moose to the island country. Canadian spokesperson Pierre Hors D'oeuvres stated that the moose will be rounded up by furlough...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

Sarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay

WASILLA, Alaska - Close friends of the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin are worried about her physical, emotional, mental, and hypothetical state. GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Gets Quite A Shock Regarding Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston Gets Quite A Shock Regarding Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

TARZANA, California - Jennifer Aniston recently attended a music concert featuring Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz. The concert was held at the newly opened Gary Busey International Speedway which is located on a tract of land that was once...
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Funny story:  Michele Bachmann Returns to Minnesota after God says "No More"...don't cha know...

Michele Bachmann Returns to Minnesota after God says "No More"...don't cha know...

Sioux Iowa - Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann has suspended her campaign for the White House after her dismal, sixth place finish in Tuesday night's caucuses. "I have heard the word of the Lord and he has told me to stand aside,"...
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Funny story:  Drunken Moose Stuck in Apple Tree in Sweden, Entertains Crowds

Drunken Moose Stuck in Apple Tree in Sweden, Entertains Crowds

It was the fermented apples that did it, the moose claimed, but some suspected that he had been sipping the bubbly for quite some time and was simply on a bender. Anyway, as he awaited rescue from the tree, the moose cheerfully entertained one a...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Survives Near Death Experience  from Herd of Moose During Alaskan Adventure!

Spoof Writer Survives Near Death Experience from Herd of Moose During Alaskan Adventure!

A Spoof Writer for this site, who can not be named as he is an American Citizen, survived a frightening encounter with a rampaging herd of Moose while on assignment for National Geographic in Alaska and lived to tell about it! According to the wr...
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Funny story:  Moose sues

Moose sues

Para Sailin is being sued. One of the three attorneys in Alaska have brought suit against the on again, off again politician and general pain in the moose ass non governor of Alaska. On behalf of the now dead moose, Lawyer, Actual Hunter has broug...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Gives Lorena Bobbit a 'tip' On How to Take Down a 'really big woody!"

Sarah Palin Gives Lorena Bobbit a 'tip' On How to Take Down a 'really big woody!"

Sarah Palin continued her Iron Woman Quest this week continuing to showcase the Beautiful State of Alaska, as well as her own prowess as Zena , Queen of the Great Outdoors on her travelogue "Sarah Palin's Alaska!" Traveling to a remote logging cam...
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Funny story:  Moose Fever Grips the Nation

Moose Fever Grips the Nation

In the wake of Sarah Palin's continuing surge in popularity following the 2008 election, the nation has been caught up in "moose mania." Images of Palin hovering over a moose kill in Alaska have electrified the NRA's membership. Bumper stickers sayin...
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Funny story:  Hit Moose Have It Out For Ted Nugent

Hit Moose Have It Out For Ted Nugent

Local Alaskan law enforcement agencies were shocked recently to learn of a plot by local moose to do in redneck rocker Ted Nugent during a concert here. The normally quiet, vegetarian moose have been in a tither since his concert posters were first p...
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Funny story:  "Moose On The Loose" as Herd of Topless Maine Women Protest 'Discrimination' By Taking Off Flannel Shirts!

"Moose On The Loose" as Herd of Topless Maine Women Protest 'Discrimination' By Taking Off Flannel Shirts!

Maine Wild Life Officers were put on full alert after a rampaging herd of topless Maine women stampeded through the renovated downtown port city of Portland in a protest called "udderly ridiculous" by representatives of the Fraternal Order of the Mo...
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