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Funny story: Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

Cruise will quit Scientology to become a 'Moonie'

LOS ANGELES (ABSNN) - TheSpoof.com was granted an exclusive interview with Tom Cruise today. The actor revealed he is leaving the Church of Scientology and will become a "Moonie." "Yes, it is true, I am leaving Scientology to become a 'Mooni...
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Funny story: Moonie cult leader's daughter to get top US gong

Moonie cult leader's daughter to get top US gong

Washington - Global Piss Process activist Aung San Suu Kyi is to receive the Congressional Gold Medal for keeping her gob shut about being Sun Myung Moon's daughter 'and other horrid stuff'. She'll pick up the gong from Secretary of State Hillary...
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Funny story: Daft Moonie leader's joy as daughter feted at Westmonster Hall

Daft Moonie leader's joy as daughter feted at Westmonster Hall

London - North Korean-born Reverend Sun Myung Moon's wackjob firstborn has done her Old Dad proud Unification Church sources said today. Slipping into character as Oxford-educated Aung San Suu Kiy had been an absolute doddle thirty years ago - as...
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Funny story: Sun Myung Moon Announces Mass Wedding Ceremony of 35,000 In Parliament Square April 29th!

Sun Myung Moon Announces Mass Wedding Ceremony of 35,000 In Parliament Square April 29th!

Unification Church Messiah Sun Myung Moon announced he will be holding a mass wedding ceremony in Parliament Square to coincide with the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton April 29. Moon announced his decision after being approached by...
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As scientific fraud of massive proportions is unraveled, climatologists all over the world 'feel the heat'. "Even the NASA photographs of the Earth's poles were doctored," said an investigator.
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