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Funny story: Democrats To Regain House And Keep The Senate

Democrats To Regain House And Keep The Senate

Don't tell Republicans, but in the November 2014 election, the Democrats will keep the Senate and regain the House of Representatives, and say hello once again to: Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Democrats will succeed only if the Republican...
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Funny story: Monty Python Nix Plan For Qatar Stadium Show As It Looks Too Much Like A Vagina

Monty Python Nix Plan For Qatar Stadium Show As It Looks Too Much Like A Vagina

LONDON, UK - "Monty Python will not be doing a show in a building that looks like a vagina," stated producer, Eric Idle. It is thought that most of the troop had been warm to the idea, with the exception of John Cleese who is coming off his third div...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: BBC hire Monty Python as match pundits

Euro 2012: BBC hire Monty Python as match pundits

The BBC announced today that Monty Python cast will join the broadcaster to act as football pundits and reporters during the Euro 2012 tournament in Poland and Ukraine, and also during the Olympics. It is believed the comedy sketch show cast who b...
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Funny story: Good Friday Pilgrims Flock To Pay Homage To Brian

Good Friday Pilgrims Flock To Pay Homage To Brian

Tunisia: - Millions of Good Friday pilgrims were gathering here in Tunisia today, in order to pay homage to Brian, a fictional, sort of Jesus-like character in the film, 'Monty Python's Life Of Brian.' Pilgrims flooded into the country from such d...
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Funny story: Nudge, Nudge. Ginsberg Goes!

Nudge, Nudge. Ginsberg Goes!

Is she a goer? Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Is she a goer? Does she go? Does she go? Ay, Ay, does she go? I bet she does! I bet she does! Nudge, nudge. Of course, as any fan of Monty Python knows, in this famous humorous...
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Funny story: Python sketch comes true for Barnsley bishop

Python sketch comes true for Barnsley bishop

The Bishop of Barnsley caused outrage yesterday when he announced he had undergone a surgical operation in which he was irreversibly conjoined with a pederast. Monty Python's 1973 LP Matching Tie and Handkerchief includes a sketch called 'Elephant...
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Funny story: Libyan Townsmen Not Fooled by Giant Wooden Rabbit

Libyan Townsmen Not Fooled by Giant Wooden Rabbit

Bani-Walid, Libya - Citizens defending this stronghold of Muammar Ghadaffi thwarted a recent plot by members of the National Transitional Council (NTC) to infiltrate their city with a giant wooden rabbit. The rabbit, owned by the BBC, had been in...
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Funny story: Michael Palin And John Cleese Asked To Take The Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch On Nationwide Tour

Michael Palin And John Cleese Asked To Take The Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch On Nationwide Tour

After an abortive attempt to produce a biopic of New Cross wrestling legend Mick McManus, featuring Peter Andre and Alex Reid, with a boob flashing cameo from Katie Price, and an unproductive period as hopelessly inept internet search diverter, 'Skoo...
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Funny story: It's Palin v Palin In Last-Minute Injunction Against The BBC

It's Palin v Palin In Last-Minute Injunction Against The BBC

Monty Python star and all round (the World) good egg, Michael Palin, has taken out an injunction at the High Court this afternoon, forbidding the BBC to broadcast an already in-the-can episode of the popular family tree show, Who do you think you are...
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Funny story: Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the master...
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Funny story: Spam Is The Only Food On The Menu At Royal Wedding

Spam Is The Only Food On The Menu At Royal Wedding

London, England-- The only thing being served at the royal wedding on Friday is Spam. The infamous 'ham in a can' is the only thing the royal family eats--ever. Picky eaters and devout muslims are warned to stay away from the reception--even the we...
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Funny story: Python Michael Palin changes his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin

Python Michael Palin changes his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin

The attempt on Democratic Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life has been the final straw for Python Michael Palin who told reporters that he is changing his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin. "I'm changing me name to Gary", he said. "I've...
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Funny story: Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat

Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat

And now for something completely different... Terry Jones - former member of the Monty Python comedy team who has since swapped the Ministry of Silly Walks and the Ministry of Arguments for the Ministry of God - is now facing retaliatory action fr...
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Funny story: BP's Lavish Celebration over Capping of Oil Well Marred by Angry Protests

BP's Lavish Celebration over Capping of Oil Well Marred by Angry Protests

What should have been one of the happiest celebrations in a long time for BP today when it announced that the oil spill in the Gulf has been temporarily capped, leaving no oil spilling from beneath it, turned instead to another day of blame and force...
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Funny story: Nobody Expects the Spanish Preposition!

Nobody Expects the Spanish Preposition!

The decade of the "Con" is upon us. Ignore the Spanish translation meaning "with". We're not talking about Chili Con Carne' here, but rather something infinitely more evil and just as caustic to the bowels. The simple art of the financial Con. Nobo...
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Funny story: Spam Filters Fail; In-Boxes Filled with Pork By-Product

Spam Filters Fail; In-Boxes Filled with Pork By-Product

A recently released and popular Internet security product was found ineffective for blocking erectile dysfunction and Russian dating service E-mails, while further program bugs forced a simultaneous purchase of a widely known pork-based product.
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Funny story: Actor John Cleese Wakes Up Walking Funny

Actor John Cleese Wakes Up Walking Funny

A spokesman for actor John Cleese says that his client and friend, John Cleese woke up this morning walking funny. "He was going into the kitchen, stretching one leg straight out in front of him when he woke up. It's a miracle that he had dressed...
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Funny story: Monty Gordon's Flying Circus

Monty Gordon's Flying Circus

[cue American marching band music and surreal cartoons, then ...] Alastair: I wish to make a complaint about this here labour party that I bought here, to wit, thirteen years ago Gordon: What's wrong wiv it? Alastair: Since I took it home, it hasn't moved Gordon: Maybe it's thinking hard about defrauding its owners. Look, it moved then! Alastair: You pushed it! Gordon: No I didn'...
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