Tunisia: - Millions of Good Friday pilgrims were gathering here in Tunisia today, in order to pay homage to Brian, a fictional, sort of Jesus-like character in the film, 'Monty Python's Life Of Brian.'
Pilgrims flooded into the country from such d...
Is she a goer? Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Is she a goer? Does she go? Does she go? Ay, Ay, does she go? I bet she does! I bet she does! Nudge, nudge.
Of course, as any fan of Monty Python knows, in this famous humorous...
The Bishop of Barnsley caused outrage yesterday when he announced he had undergone a surgical operation in which he was irreversibly conjoined with a pederast.
Monty Python's 1973 LP Matching Tie and Handkerchief includes a sketch called 'Elephant...
Bani-Walid, Libya - Citizens defending this stronghold of Muammar Ghadaffi thwarted a recent plot by members of the National Transitional Council (NTC) to infiltrate their city with a giant wooden rabbit.
The rabbit, owned by the BBC, had been in...
After an abortive attempt to produce a biopic of New Cross wrestling legend Mick McManus, featuring Peter Andre and Alex Reid, with a boob flashing cameo from Katie Price, and an unproductive period as hopelessly inept internet search diverter, 'Skoo...
Monty Python star and all round (the World) good egg, Michael Palin, has taken out an injunction at the High Court this afternoon, forbidding the BBC to broadcast an already in-the-can episode of the popular family tree show, Who do you think you are...
An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the master...
London, England-- The only thing being served at the royal wedding on Friday is Spam. The infamous 'ham in a can' is the only thing the royal family eats--ever. Picky eaters and devout muslims are warned to stay away from the reception--even the we...
The attempt on Democratic Congresswoman Gabby Giffords life has been the final straw for Python Michael Palin who told reporters that he is changing his name to distance himself from Sarah Palin.
"I'm changing me name to Gary", he said.
"I've...
And now for something completely different...
Terry Jones - former member of the Monty Python comedy team who has since swapped the Ministry of Silly Walks and the Ministry of Arguments for the Ministry of God - is now facing retaliatory action fr...
What should have been one of the happiest celebrations in a long time for BP today when it announced that the oil spill in the Gulf has been temporarily capped, leaving no oil spilling from beneath it, turned instead to another day of blame and force...
The decade of the "Con" is upon us. Ignore the Spanish translation meaning "with". We're not talking about Chili Con Carne' here, but rather something infinitely more evil and just as caustic to the bowels. The simple art of the financial Con. Nobo...
A recently released and popular Internet security product was found ineffective for blocking erectile dysfunction and Russian dating service E-mails, while further program bugs forced a simultaneous purchase of a widely known pork-based product.
The Lone Wolf lay amongst the trees, shrubbery, used condoms, empty tinnies and bottles, some filled to varying degrees with urine in various colours and stages of decay. He was on a shitty little hillock about a mile away from one small part of the Slightly Spooky Woods.
Looking across he saw movement. He raised the .50 calibre Barrett sniper rifle and had a deek through the scope. No, that wa...
A spokesman for actor John Cleese says that his client and friend, John Cleese woke up this morning walking funny.
"He was going into the kitchen, stretching one leg straight out in front of him when he woke up. It's a miracle that he had dressed...
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Alastair: I wish to make a complaint about this here labour party that I bought here, to wit, thirteen years ago
Gordon: What's wrong wiv it?
Alastair: Since I took it home, it hasn't moved
Gordon: Maybe it's thinking hard about defrauding its owners. Look, it moved then!
Alastair: You pushed it!
Gordon: No I didn'...
The once plentiful supply of British eels and their penchant for taking refuge in hovercraft seems to be tragically coming to an unexpected end.
England's rivers once ran so heavy with fresh water eel that even a non Christian could walk on water...
Spam, a strange mixture of pork and ham and chemicals, was today back on sale in Montgomery and Python's, London's famous parrot and cheese shop in Shaftesbury Avenue.
'This spam was thought to be deceased, to be pushing up daisies, and to be ex-s...