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Funny story: Mystery 13ft horned monster washed up on Spanish beach 'has part JK Rowling DNA'

Mystery 13ft horned monster washed up on Spanish beach 'has part JK Rowling DNA'

Villaricos, Spain - Tests on a large, horned sea monster found rotting on a Spanish beach have revealed 50% of its DNA is a direct match for children's fiction plagiarist JK Rowling. Advanced decomposition and a glutinous fluorescent substance oo...
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Funny story: Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

There are reports that male Republicans are being attacked and swallowed up by giant vaginas. The flying sex organs have been spotted in several major cities across the U.S. In what appears to be a kind of subversive sting operation, the female genit...
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Funny story: MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

Here's why The Beastie Boys are suing Monster: So THEY don't get sued by MCA's estate, because THEY violated the terms set forth in his Will. Everybody's a fucking attorney, right? Fuck all the school, training and hard work it takes: Throw a cou...
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Funny story: Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

ROME - Japan has Godzilla, the United States has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster, and England has Gordon Ramsay. But up until now Italy was a monsterless nation known primarily for its wine, pizza, the Colosseum, the Alps, Venice, th...
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Funny story: Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

A clan of destructive "fairytale" dwarfs are causing carnage throughout Europe. Their first sightings were said to be in Germany on February 25th where a American tourist was burnt to a crisp by one of the dwarfs. They have later been spotted in F...
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Funny story: NewsCorpse's Rupert Murdoch morphs to new Kuato/Total Recall image

NewsCorpse's Rupert Murdoch morphs to new Kuato/Total Recall image

London - Updated personal profile pics released ahead of his revamped BSkyB bid show Rupert Murdoch looking increasingly like the Total Recall mutant Kuato. The octogenarian media marauder's shrinking face has become eerily reminiscent of the 1990...
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Funny story: Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Coming on the heels of a couple who claimed they saw a "Nessie-like' lake creature while out on Lake Windermere in England, it has been reported that something very large has overturned a small boat of tourists who were out to get a glimpse. "We g...
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Funny story: Louisiana Swamp Monster Arrives in Kansas

Louisiana Swamp Monster Arrives in Kansas

Wamego KS: The legendary Louisiana Swamp Monster Fred arrived today unannounced at the Pottawatomie fishing lake where he intends to set up residence . The lake is located near the small quiet Kansas town of Wamego, population 4,500. Kansas has...
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Funny story: Louisiana Swamp Monster Leaving

Louisiana Swamp Monster Leaving

New Orleans LA: The legendary Louisiana Swamp Monster Fred announced today he is leaving the bayous to find a quieter place to reside. Fred told reporters that Louisiana was very serene until Emperor Napoleon and the French showed up. President Je...
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Funny story: Dick Cheney Reveals True Form, Causing Mass Hysteria

Dick Cheney Reveals True Form, Causing Mass Hysteria

Washington, DC (AP) - The screams of a thousand minds cracking at once into depths of madness unimaginable within this universe were heard on the streets of the US Capitol as former Vice President Dick Cheney inadvertently lowered his human shell, re...
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Funny story: "I Did It. I'm A Monster" Woman Tells Cops

"I Did It. I'm A Monster" Woman Tells Cops

Two cops called to a domestic incident Tuesday night rolled up in their patrol car to scenes of unspeakable horror at a house on the Trevelyan Estate. Waiting for the officers at the kerb was a woman, clearly distraught, agitated, and covered in m...
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Funny story: Colossal Sea Monster Unearthed

Colossal Sea Monster Unearthed

A colossal sea monster, thought to be the biggest ever found, has been discovered on the Dorset coast. The Prescottsor was originally thought to have been found in the North Sea in the Hull area. However, archaeologists now believe that it travelled...
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Funny story: Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Drumnadrochit - Worldwide reports of sea monsters, Bigfoot and other mysterious creatures have been linked with the location of breweries or distilleries nearby causing some to think that a relationship may exist. Investigative reporter Fergus McFadd...
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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster Returns

Loch Ness Monster Returns

The Loch Ness Monster was spotted yesterday surfacing in the middle of the Loch for a few minutes before diving below the water. Angus MacDonald said he noticed the monster rise out of the water when he was watching a boat on the loch. "I saw...
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Funny story: Another Montauk Monster Sighting

Another Montauk Monster Sighting

NY - U.S. Marshalls yesterday ousted Ruth Madoff from her $7 million Upper East Side Manhattan penthouse, leaving her to fend for herself. There was some confusion in the beginning when Mrs. Madoff answered a knock at the door and U.S. Marshal J...
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Funny story: Re-Animator Concedes Defeat

Re-Animator Concedes Defeat

Famous re-animation expert and bon vivant Doctor Victor Frankenstein today conceded defeat in his bid to cobble together a body from several body parts and bring it back to life using lightning and chemicals. "It didn't really work out," Frankenst...
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Funny story: First known Oldfoot spotted in rural London

First known Oldfoot spotted in rural London

An unknown creature until now, the world's first Oldfoot was spotted by a hiker in rural London, England. "It was a really weird-looking thing. The first thing that came to mind was those pictures of Bigfoot in North America, except this one l...
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Funny story: Ten-Foot Tall Creature Spotted Near Green Booger River

Ten-Foot Tall Creature Spotted Near Green Booger River

It has come to the attention of the Boogertown Banner that there is an unknown 10 foot tall creature lurking down by the Green Booger River. Former marina owner Roger Willco Evans who asked not to be quoted stated, "Yeah, the thing scared me so...
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