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The world of the golden sun

Funny story: The world of the golden sun

MAGISTER, Battlefield - Lyra has spent more than a decade in mountainous combat zones collecting intelligence for the Gyptian National Army, but nothing could have prepared her for what happened last Friday when the Gobblers carried out their monstro...

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Franken Florida

A once picturesque state inhabited by retirees, drug smugglers, and Disney has since been turned into a ghoulish green wasteland of toxic algae. One local resident, Billy Buckle, describes the smell as, "if Satan farted and that fart baked in hell fo...

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I Will Sue University Of Texas - Frankenstein

Funny story: I Will Sue University Of Texas - Frankenstein

Baron Frankenstein is to sue the University of Texas over 100 brains which have allegedly gone missing from its picked brain library. Victor Helmut Frankenstein, 12th Baron Frankenstein has expressed anger at the disappearance, which came to light a...

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Giant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams

Funny story: Giant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams

"Just do it, Johnny," cringed out the stuffed and mangled school teacher to her student after being absorbed and becoming one with the giant luffa raining havoc across the American landscape. "Bullet to the brain. Quick and easy. Give it to me no-,"...

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Mystery 13ft horned monster washed up on Spanish beach 'has part JK Rowling DNA'

Funny story: Mystery 13ft horned monster washed up on Spanish beach 'has part JK Rowling DNA'

Villaricos, Spain - Tests on a large, horned sea monster found rotting on a Spanish beach have revealed 50% of its DNA is a direct match for children's fiction plagiarist JK Rowling. Advanced decomposition and a glutinous fluorescent substance oo...

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Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

Funny story: Republicans Swallowed Whole by Giant, Flying Snatches

There are reports that male Republicans are being attacked and swallowed up by giant vaginas. The flying sex organs have been spotted in several major cities across the U.S. In what appears to be a kind of subversive sting operation, the female genit...

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MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

Funny story: MCA Sabotages Beasties, Estate With Hand-Written Codicil To Will

Here's why The Beastie Boys are suing Monster: So THEY don't get sued by MCA's estate, because THEY violated the terms set forth in his Will. Everybody's a fucking attorney, right? Fuck all the school, training and hard work it takes: Throw a cou...

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Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

Funny story: Giant Crab Nicknamed Crabzilla Spotted In Rome, Italy's Sewer System

ROME - Japan has Godzilla, the United States has Sasquatch, Scotland has the Loch Ness Monster, and England has Gordon Ramsay. But up until now Italy was a monsterless nation known primarily for its wine, pizza, the Colosseum, the Alps, Venice, th...

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Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

Funny story: Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

A clan of destructive "fairytale" dwarfs are causing carnage throughout Europe. Their first sightings were said to be in Germany on February 25th where a American tourist was burnt to a crisp by one of the dwarfs. They have later been spotted in F...

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NewsCorpse's Rupert Murdoch morphs to new Kuato/Total Recall image

Funny story: NewsCorpse's Rupert Murdoch morphs to new Kuato/Total Recall image

London - Updated personal profile pics released ahead of his revamped BSkyB bid show Rupert Murdoch looking increasingly like the Total Recall mutant Kuato. The octogenarian media marauder's shrinking face has become eerily reminiscent of the 1990...

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Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Funny story: Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Coming on the heels of a couple who claimed they saw a "Nessie-like' lake creature while out on Lake Windermere in England, it has been reported that something very large has overturned a small boat of tourists who were out to get a glimpse. "We g...

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Louisiana Swamp Monster Arrives in Kansas

Funny story: Louisiana Swamp Monster Arrives in Kansas

Wamego KS: The legendary Louisiana Swamp Monster Fred arrived today unannounced at the Pottawatomie fishing lake where he intends to set up residence . The lake is located near the small quiet Kansas town of Wamego, population 4,500. Kansas has...

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Louisiana Swamp Monster Leaving

Funny story: Louisiana Swamp Monster Leaving

New Orleans LA: The legendary Louisiana Swamp Monster Fred announced today he is leaving the bayous to find a quieter place to reside. Fred told reporters that Louisiana was very serene until Emperor Napoleon and the French showed up. President Je...

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Dick Cheney Reveals True Form, Causing Mass Hysteria

Funny story: Dick Cheney Reveals True Form, Causing Mass Hysteria

Washington, DC (AP) - The screams of a thousand minds cracking at once into depths of madness unimaginable within this universe were heard on the streets of the US Capitol as former Vice President Dick Cheney inadvertently lowered his human shell, re...

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"I Did It. I'm A Monster" Woman Tells Cops

Funny story: "I Did It. I'm A Monster" Woman Tells Cops

Two cops called to a domestic incident Tuesday night rolled up in their patrol car to scenes of unspeakable horror at a house on the Trevelyan Estate. Waiting for the officers at the kerb was a woman, clearly distraught, agitated, and covered in m...

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Colossal Sea Monster Unearthed

Funny story: Colossal Sea Monster Unearthed

A colossal sea monster, thought to be the biggest ever found, has been discovered on the Dorset coast. The Prescottsor was originally thought to have been found in the North Sea in the Hull area. However, archaeologists now believe that it travelled...

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Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Funny story: Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Drumnadrochit - Worldwide reports of sea monsters, Bigfoot and other mysterious creatures have been linked with the location of breweries or distilleries nearby causing some to think that a relationship may exist. Investigative reporter Fergus McFadd...

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Loch Ness Monster Returns

Funny story: Loch Ness Monster Returns

The Loch Ness Monster was spotted yesterday surfacing in the middle of the Loch for a few minutes before diving below the water. Angus MacDonald said he noticed the monster rise out of the water when he was watching a boat on the loch. "I saw...

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