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Funny story: FIFA To Ban Flares At All Soccer Games

FIFA To Ban Flares At All Soccer Games

FIFA, the World governing body of soccer, announced today an immediate ban on flares at all World Cup matches, stating the ban was long overdue. With the 2014 World Cup set to be staged in Brazil many see the ban as not only ensuring a safer envir...
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Funny story: Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Lynton Erskin and Inchcock The Race Part the last

Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion. "Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm. "Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out". "Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J. "We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob. "RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J. The miscreants turned tail and had it away...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Armfeetandtoe Reads Faster Than Iain B!

Spoof Writer Armfeetandtoe Reads Faster Than Iain B!

There was real excitement in Bangkok this evening when a writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com was witness to an incident that proves, almost beyond any reasonable doubt, that one of the site's members is a faster reader than another.
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Funny story: Despicable Bastard Admits To Chess Board Cheat Scam

Despicable Bastard Admits To Chess Board Cheat Scam

Absolutely unrenowned Spoof patheticist, Skoob1999 tonight, on the anniversary of the birth of baby Jesus, finally came clean, and admitted to the world, that he isn't the Mister Nice Guy person as popularly perceived, an image which he loves to proj...
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Funny story: Women Disputes Price Of Sandwiches

Women Disputes Price Of Sandwiches

There was controversy in the Thai capital of Bangkok today, when a female sales assistant in a 24-hour convenience store became argumentative over the price of two sandwiches bought by my dad. The incident occurred today at the Bang Kruay soi 7Ele...
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Funny story: Guerilla Warfare Breaks Out as Irish Lad Challenges Thai Guy Over Featured Writer Award on Prestigious Writers' Site!

Guerilla Warfare Breaks Out as Irish Lad Challenges Thai Guy Over Featured Writer Award on Prestigious Writers' Site!

What was once an inane, harmless joke perpetrated on the unpaid writers for the Spoof.com, by it's shadowy editor, has now prompted open warfare over the previously little regarded FEATURED WRITER award that randomly pops up now and again to rando...
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Funny story: Spoofers write Hamlet by mistake

Spoofers write Hamlet by mistake

In a shock news announcement today, it appears that a collection of "TheSpoof.com" writers have collectively written one of Williams Shakespeare's plays, completely at random and by mistake. "We didn't mean to do it" cried Monkey Woods, spokesper...
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Funny story: Monkey Woods found under boys bed

Monkey Woods found under boys bed

There was drama in Stoke-on-Trent this afternoon when a woman cleaning her son's bedroom, was a not at all surprised to find a "TheSpoof.com" reporter staking out the underside of her sons bed. Monkey Woods, a distant relative of the famous golfin...
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Funny story: Adam Richmond - The Man Who Can Eat Anything - Can't Manage A Big Duncan Whitehead Eight Coiler Turd.

Adam Richmond - The Man Who Can Eat Anything - Can't Manage A Big Duncan Whitehead Eight Coiler Turd.

TV star Adam Richmond claims he can eat anything - the hottest curries from India, 72 lb steaks, 180 oysters - you name it and the fat Yankee git can scoff it. Tex-Mex with ultra hot jalapenos, 458 Cumberland sausages with Irish champ (mashed spud...
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Funny story: Bangkok is in flames and Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, legs it!

Bangkok is in flames and Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, legs it!

Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, residing in Bangkok, has disappeared without trace and other Spoof writers are desperately waiting for a sign of life! Bangkok is in the middle of a political revolution and Monkey was caught up in the middle of it on...
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Funny story: Monkey Woods UK Tour Starts Friday!

Monkey Woods UK Tour Starts Friday!

There was great excitement in the UK today when it was announced that amateur scribbler and noted social commentator, Monkey Woods, would be returning to the country for a 2-week nationwide tour at the end of this week. Woods, currently loafing ab...
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Funny story: Thousands of Ex Pats in Thailand Receiving 'Air Conditioning Allowance' from UK!

Thousands of Ex Pats in Thailand Receiving 'Air Conditioning Allowance' from UK!

The UK government accounting office revealed today that thousands of former Brits were receiving millions of pounds in 'Air Conditioning' Substance allowances under an obscure law sponsored by The Big Labour party as part of the EU fiasco. Just as...
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Funny story: More Thai Daily News 21.1.10

More Thai Daily News 21.1.10

Another hectic day in the steaming, stinking metropolis of Bangkok, and nowhere in the metropolis is it more steamy and stinky than at the Bangkok Zoo, from where our intrepid reporter Donkey Wooms brings you these headlines. CRAP MURALS REPAINTED...
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Funny story: "Man" Changes Mind After Sex Change Operation

"Man" Changes Mind After Sex Change Operation

M. Woods of England (first name withheld upon request) moved to Thailand last year to complete gender reassignment surgery (more commonly known as a sex change operation). The male comedy writer said that he wanted to be a woman, and had felt that w...
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Funny story: A Poetic Tribute To Monkey Woods

A Poetic Tribute To Monkey Woods

Wood Monkeys, or Monkey Woods, With all your names, you deliver the goods. Jenny Bigtits was perky and hot, though Mister Meaner got one starred a lot. Some say you're JB, or that girl named Chamone. Do you think of this all while you are stuck on the throne? When you're squeezing one out among those South Asain fleas, Are you wondering how to taunt and to tease? You overwhelm us with...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods On The Mend

Tiger Woods On The Mend

Spoof writer, Monkey Woods, Tiger's cousin told me that the golfing superstar billionaire had called him on the phone to say that he was on the mend. Some reporters had suggested that the golfing chappie received a good twatting by an angry wife,...
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Funny story: Spoof Club Part Six

Spoof Club Part Six

The Bondage-A-Go-Go Escaping from Extremist Catholic Mimes can wear on a fella, and both Warren and I were exhausted from the experience. Where hearth and happiness can only be found at or somewhere near home, we both booked returning flights from Milan back to the U.S. The trip from Tremezzo and the Grand Hotel back to Milan was adventurous, trading paint and a couple of "Fungoos!" with teen...
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Funny story: Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!

Dudley, UK/ Swine Flu and STI News - Following a slow breaking UK story where a man from Dudley was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 40 years by an odoriferous fanny of a nearby neighbor, public interest in Yeast Infections...
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