Hag, slag, you filfy old bag!
Your minge is a sewer, your titties, they sag
You can't call me squeamish, but I had to gag
When I saw your pug-mug in that tacky slut mag
Your 'friends' they all hate you, your pimp is a fag
Trundlin' along in his clapped-out old Jag
Your looks, about which, no cretin would brag
Ho', that no right-minded being would shag
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Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...
FIFA, the World governing body of soccer, announced today an immediate ban on flares at all World Cup matches, stating the ban was long overdue.
With the 2014 World Cup set to be staged in Brazil many see the ban as not only ensuring a safer envir...
Arm ignored his friends and went to where the villains were spraying their potion.
"Oye! I want a word with you two" shouted an out of breath Arm.
"Blimey" cried Skoob "They've let the silly sod out".
"Shall we run or pelt him with rancid fruit?" asked C.J.
"We haven't got any rancid fruit" answered Skoob.
"RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" screamed C.J.
The miscreants turned tail and had it away...
There was real excitement in Bangkok this evening when a writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com was witness to an incident that proves, almost beyond any reasonable doubt, that one of the site's members is a faster reader than another.
Absolutely unrenowned Spoof patheticist, Skoob1999 tonight, on the anniversary of the birth of baby Jesus, finally came clean, and admitted to the world, that he isn't the Mister Nice Guy person as popularly perceived, an image which he loves to proj...
There was controversy in the Thai capital of Bangkok today, when a female sales assistant in a 24-hour convenience store became argumentative over the price of two sandwiches bought by my dad.
The incident occurred today at the Bang Kruay soi 7Ele...
What was once an inane, harmless joke perpetrated on the unpaid writers for the Spoof.com, by it's shadowy editor, has now prompted open warfare over the previously little regarded FEATURED WRITER award that randomly pops up now and again to rando...
In a shock news announcement today, it appears that a collection of "TheSpoof.com" writers have collectively written one of Williams Shakespeare's plays, completely at random and by mistake.
"We didn't mean to do it" cried Monkey Woods, spokesper...
There was drama in Stoke-on-Trent this afternoon when a woman cleaning her son's bedroom, was a not at all surprised to find a "TheSpoof.com" reporter staking out the underside of her sons bed.
Monkey Woods, a distant relative of the famous golfin...
TV star Adam Richmond claims he can eat anything - the hottest curries from India, 72 lb steaks, 180 oysters - you name it and the fat Yankee git can scoff it.
Tex-Mex with ultra hot jalapenos, 458 Cumberland sausages with Irish champ (mashed spud...
Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, residing in Bangkok, has disappeared without trace and other Spoof writers are desperately waiting for a sign of life!
Bangkok is in the middle of a political revolution and Monkey was caught up in the middle of it on...
There was great excitement in the UK today when it was announced that amateur scribbler and noted social commentator, Monkey Woods, would be returning to the country for a 2-week nationwide tour at the end of this week.
Woods, currently loafing ab...
The UK government accounting office revealed today that thousands of former Brits were receiving millions of pounds in 'Air Conditioning' Substance allowances under an obscure law sponsored by The Big Labour party as part of the EU fiasco.
Another hectic day in the steaming, stinking metropolis of Bangkok, and nowhere in the metropolis is it more steamy and stinky than at the Bangkok Zoo, from where our intrepid reporter Donkey Wooms brings you these headlines.
CRAP MURALS REPAINTED...
M. Woods of England (first name withheld upon request) moved to Thailand last year to complete gender reassignment surgery (more commonly known as a sex change operation). The male comedy writer said that he wanted to be a woman, and had felt that w...
Wood Monkeys, or Monkey Woods,
With all your names, you deliver the goods.
Jenny Bigtits was perky and hot,
though Mister Meaner got one starred a lot.
Some say you're JB, or that girl named Chamone.
Do you think of this all while you are stuck on the throne?
When you're squeezing one out among those South Asain fleas,
Are you wondering how to taunt and to tease?
You overwhelm us with...
Spoof writer, Monkey Woods, Tiger's cousin told me that the golfing superstar billionaire had called him on the phone to say that he was on the mend.
Some reporters had suggested that the golfing chappie received a good twatting by an angry wife,...
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