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Funny story: Crack Dealing Monks To Welcome Addicts To Monastery

Crack Dealing Monks To Welcome Addicts To Monastery

The crack dealing monks of the remote Dencrack monastery are to welcome drug addicts from UK prisons. The scheme has been dreamt up (possibly while under the influence) by Jack Straw. The idea is to remove prisoners who have a drug habit, thus saving...
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Funny story: Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Lhasa,Tibet- A somber Andy Murray met the press after losing a three set match to Roger Federer. Murray, who took Roger Federer's jibe, "what's it been 150,000 years since Britain has won a major?", to heart, said he couldn't handle the pressure from...
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Funny story: President Obama Joins The "Save The Monk!" Campaign

President Obama Joins The "Save The Monk!" Campaign

At his Monday press conference, President Barack Obama told his audience that we may be at war in several places around the world and the economy going to pot...literally...but the most important thing on his mind this morning was that the USA Networ...
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Funny story: Barack Obama joins the Trappist monks

Barack Obama joins the Trappist monks

American President Barack Obama today joined the Trappist Monks, monks who take a vow of silence. Long before he was elected he began practicing not saying anything, beginning with complete silence over a world event that not only every politician...
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Funny story: Monk Hurls Sandals at Pope Benedict XVI

Monk Hurls Sandals at Pope Benedict XVI

In the wake of the President Bush - Iraqi shoe-throwing incident, another head of state was victimized by a copy-cat footwear attack. Pope Benedict XVI was Pope-mobiling through his usual drive-by benedictions in Saint Peter's Square yesterday morni...
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Funny story: Monks angry, but can't vent their spleen due to no talking clause

Monks angry, but can't vent their spleen due to no talking clause

Monks in the Foo King Province of China are said to be angry, and have been flicking the V and the Bird to the many tourists who visit the area, famed for its tranquility and oneness with nature.
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Funny story: Dalai Lama calls for Tibetan Crimethink; Big Brother declares Dalai Lama 'Unperson'

Dalai Lama calls for Tibetan Crimethink; Big Brother declares Dalai Lama 'Unperson'

The Dalai Lama called today for an international investigation into Eastasia's crackdown against protesters in Tibet, which he said is facing a "cultural genocide&qu...
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Funny story: Violence in Tibet as Big Brother sends Buddhist monks to Room 101

Violence in Tibet as Big Brother sends Buddhist monks to Room 101

Violence erupted yesterday in a busy market area of the Tibetan capital of Lhasa Apso as Eastasia's Big Brother 'security' forces brawled fatally with local Buddhist monks protesting repressive and invasive Party policies.
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Funny story: 1000 Year Old Monk Found Alive and Well

1000 Year Old Monk Found Alive and Well

A family holiday in the west of Ireland turned into a story of amazement as two children found a 1000 year old Benedictine monk alive and well and pottering around a ruined abbey.
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Funny story: Monk with full head of hair picked on in monastery

Monk with full head of hair picked on in monastery

A monk with long flowing locks of hair has been summarily beaten and is continually picked on in a monastery in Munich.
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