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Trump Touts His Buddhism-Informed Platform Emphasizing Greed, Hatred and Delusion

Funny story: Trump Touts His Buddhism-Informed Platform Emphasizing Greed, Hatred and Delusion

In a recent address to North Korean Buddhists, President Trump lauded the Eastern religion which, he says, has greatly informed his presidential platform through its emphasis on the powerful effects of greed, hatred and delusion. As Trump noted, B...

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Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

Funny story: Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

After allowing his silent religious order to communicate via the use of Facebook, Abbot Michael Lafferty, was mortified when comments that he left on one of his priest's Facebook entries went viral. Having entered the sanctuary's working donkey in...

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130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

Funny story: 130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) immortal reporter, Wan-Kin-Dik, has just sent this amazing story from a monastery in Mongolia. It seems that after discovering a mummified body of a Buddhist monk, living monks are claiming he is not d...

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Bhutan Monk Arrested

Funny story: Bhutan Monk Arrested

A Buddhist Monk in Bhutan has been arrested for smuggling tobacco into the country. Tobacco based products have been illegal in Bhutan since 2005. Jigm Dorji, a state sponsored Buddhist Monk was found with two kilos of tobacco and was arrested for po...

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Crack Dealing Monks To Welcome Addicts To Monastery

Funny story: Crack Dealing Monks To Welcome Addicts To Monastery

The crack dealing monks of the remote Dencrack monastery are to welcome drug addicts from UK prisons. The scheme has been dreamt up (possibly while under the influence) by Jack Straw. The idea is to remove prisoners who have a drug habit, thus saving...

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Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Funny story: Andy Murray Flys to Tibetan Monastary from Australia

Lhasa,Tibet- A somber Andy Murray met the press after losing a three set match to Roger Federer. Murray, who took Roger Federer's jibe, "what's it been 150,000 years since Britain has won a major?", to heart, said he couldn't handle the pressure from...

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President Obama Joins The "Save The Monk!" Campaign

Funny story: President Obama Joins The "Save The Monk!" Campaign

At his Monday press conference, President Barack Obama told his audience that we may be at war in several places around the world and the economy going to pot...literally...but the most important thing on his mind this morning was that the USA Networ...

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Barack Obama joins the Trappist monks

Funny story: Barack Obama joins the Trappist monks

American President Barack Obama today joined the Trappist Monks, monks who take a vow of silence. Long before he was elected he began practicing not saying anything, beginning with complete silence over a world event that not only every politician...

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Monk Hurls Sandals at Pope Benedict XVI

Funny story: Monk Hurls Sandals at Pope Benedict XVI

In the wake of the President Bush - Iraqi shoe-throwing incident, another head of state was victimized by a copy-cat footwear attack. Pope Benedict XVI was Pope-mobiling through his usual drive-by benedictions in Saint Peter's Square yesterday morni...

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Monks angry, but can't vent their spleen due to no talking clause

Funny story: Monks angry, but can't vent their spleen due to no talking clause

Monks in the Foo King Province of China are said to be angry, and have been flicking the V and the Bird to the many tourists who visit the area, famed for its tranquility and oneness with nature.

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Dalai Lama calls for Tibetan Crimethink; Big Brother declares Dalai Lama 'Unperson'

Funny story: Dalai Lama calls for Tibetan Crimethink; Big Brother declares Dalai Lama 'Unperson'

The Dalai Lama called today for an international investigation into Eastasia's crackdown against protesters in Tibet, which he said is facing a "cultural genocide&qu...

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Violence in Tibet as Big Brother sends Buddhist monks to Room 101

Funny story: Violence in Tibet as Big Brother sends Buddhist monks to Room 101

Violence erupted yesterday in a busy market area of the Tibetan capital of Lhasa Apso as Eastasia's Big Brother 'security' forces brawled fatally with local Buddhist monks protesting repressive and invasive Party policies.

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1000 Year Old Monk Found Alive and Well

Funny story: 1000 Year Old Monk Found Alive and Well

A family holiday in the west of Ireland turned into a story of amazement as two children found a 1000 year old Benedictine monk alive and well and pottering around a ruined abbey.

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Monk with full head of hair picked on in monastery

Funny story: Monk with full head of hair picked on in monastery

A monk with long flowing locks of hair has been summarily beaten and is continually picked on in a monastery in Munich.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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