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Funny story: Hillary's Cigar Revenge!

Hillary's Cigar Revenge!

An insider from the Hillary Clinton Presidency campaign has claimed that the first thing Hillary plans to do on winning the oval office is to have sex with a campaign aid on the desk and then stuff a cigar up his bottom. Democrat sources were quic...
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Funny story: George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years. Desc...
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Funny story: Plastic Surgery Horror Sidelines Hillary Clinton

Plastic Surgery Horror Sidelines Hillary Clinton

Washington, DC-- The biggest unkept secret in Washington these days is that Hillary Clinton has gone into hiding. The former first lady has refused to show her face in public for the last two weeks. Now, Clinton insiders are leaking the horrible tr...
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Funny story: Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC/AC - Hillary Clintoon is celebrating the news: forty percent of the respondents to a Phew Poll affirmed that they want to see a woman in the Oval Orifice. Clintoon (Hillary, not Bill), who may run for president in 2016, beamed...
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Funny story: OMG, Monica Lewinsky and Glooble's Larry Page are birth twins, Hillary their feckless Mom

OMG, Monica Lewinsky and Glooble's Larry Page are birth twins, Hillary their feckless Mom

Washington AC/DC - There was shock in Capitol Hill today as a Congressional Committee with oversight of Cold War cover-ups screwed up badly in the hysterical - ah, historical! - DNA department handling so called US presidential cold sperm files.
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a speech before a woman's group, Monica Lewinsky was unable to justify blaming herself or President Clinton for the notorious affair she had with Clinton in the Oval Office. Implying that she was the unwitting collateral dama...
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Funny story: Hillary's Mysterious Surprise Visit to White House

Hillary's Mysterious Surprise Visit to White House

Washington DC (STT News) - Hillary Clinton paid an unexpected visit to the White House Thursday afternoon. Her arrival was at first tweeted by People Magazine but was then quickly taken down. Speculation as to the reason for the call ran rampant...
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Funny story: Clinton always knew Monica Lewinsky was Vince Foster's daughter

Clinton always knew Monica Lewinsky was Vince Foster's daughter

Washington DC - "First time the President put his sherbet dipper inside that smiley-face cup cake, he knew," an archivist at the Clinton Mammorial Library & Museum said today, "probably made for a big chunk of the whole damn thrill." The comm...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...
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Funny story: President Obama Tells Rand Paul To Stop Talking About Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky or Face The Wrath of The White House

President Obama Tells Rand Paul To Stop Talking About Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky or Face The Wrath of The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that President Obama is not at all happy with the way Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has been carrying on lately. According to Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine, who spoke to an inside...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...
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Funny story: Small plane crashes into Santa Monica Lewinsky

Small plane crashes into Santa Monica Lewinsky

California - Newly elevated to the sainthood by a Vatican paypal decree the 40 year-old ex-Clinton intern was recovering at home yesterday evening following a collision with a twin-engine Cessna Citation at Malibu Airport. Firefighters fought all...
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Funny story: George Clooney and Monica Lewinsky?

George Clooney and Monica Lewinsky?

SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinsky has told one of her co-workers that back during her blue dress days she had a crush on George Clooney. She said that she really liked him but of course she was kind of involved with the president of the United State...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Has The Hots For Ryan Seacrest

Monica Lewinsky Has The Hots For Ryan Seacrest

LOS ANGELES - Monica Lewinsky, the most famous White House intern in history, turned the big 4-0 on July 23. She celebrated the event with a few friends at The Shaped Like A Boot Italian Restaurant in Marina Del Rey. One of her close friends as...
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Funny story: Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

Andrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography

MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...
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Funny story: Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Admits That She Has A Crush On Anthony Weiner

Monica Lewinsky Admits That She Has A Crush On Anthony Weiner

SAN FRANCISCO - It appears that the most famous White House intern in the history of White House interns is back in the news. The infamous Monica Lewinsky recently confided to a very close friend, over drinks at The 49ers Huddle Bar, that she find...
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Joe Biden enters race

Joe Biden confirmed a run for the White House. He said the main reason was sexism against Hillary. "It's sad you know, some people just couldn't stand to see a broad in the White House"
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