...Apparently they DO wear sneakers.
This was confirmed recently when a 1500-year-old mummy was found in Mongolia wearing what looked like -- drumroll, please -- sneakers. Yikes! Guess you're never too old to wear sneakers!
The find was a boon to sneaker manufacturers who seized upon the advertising possibilities.
They immediately went to work on spirited slogans, such as:
After Russia's latest disastrous attempt to launch a Soyuz-2 rocket, which exploded somewhere between here and the heavens, they have decided to ask Mongolia if they could offer them some advice in rocket-launching.
The debris of the failed Soyuz...
Feeding a yak eggnog has found to result in an almost immediate raging erection.
There was much cause for celebration in northern China this week, when the world's tallest man married his childhood sweetheart, who just happens to be the tiniest woman on the planet.
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