The NFL Security Office pledged today to 'take seriously' a threat by the Football Players Union that their former members, who allegedly "disbanded" , may be forced to return to a life of crime if they don't get back on the payroll!
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Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate Ap...
Ron Paul fundraiser Trevor Lyman is planning a new money bomb, but this time it's for Hillary Clinton - with a twist. In the past two months Lyman has raised over $10 million for Republican candidate Ron Paul, through two special events on Novemb...
Mitt Romney showed up the Ron Paul campaign today, with $10 million in donations. The rag tag Ron Paul team planned a "money bomb" which is expected to raise approximately $6 million in one day. Romney bested that by donating his own money.
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