Speaking in an interview on loose women, Monday admitted to Kay Adams that it doesn't like Bob Geldof either.
After the Boom Town Rat's song went to no.1 for 3 weeks back in 1978, Monday admitted "I was devastated. I remember thinking what the hell have I done for this toe rag like me"
Kay then asked if Monday had ever bumped into Bob Geldof when he was out and about?
"Yes in fact. I...
The American Association of Psychiatrists and Slackers International are asking Congress to consider removing Monday from the weekly calendar.
"When someone says, 'I have a case of the Mondays,' it actually is a psychiatric disorder, like blowing...
Now that it's the weekend (which you're happy about), you can look back on the week that's almost over and come to the conclusion that it was pretty much like the weeks before it:
It sucked (which you're not that happy about).
But just when you thought it couldn't get worse, Monday is only hours away, and there's reason to believe that next week is really gonna suck. Here are five reasons:...
The government plans to restrict the sale of alcohol to Mondays only. This is in response to widespread evidence that people drink far less alcohol on Mondays compared to any other day of the week.
"This 'Mondays only' restriction is a radical ste...
Every day of the week is to be renamed Monday 1, Monday 2, and so on up to Monday 7 following preliminary findings by a team of expert alcoholic scientists carrying out a government backed study into the rise of alcohol related problems in British so...
Scientists in Switzerland made the shocking discovery last Tuesday that the social phenomenon of 'Mondayitis' has made its way into Tuesday.
Confirmation of this was made when employees developed the telltale signs- lack of energy and increased ap...
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